RUGBY Memories
RUGBY Memories
2021-02-23 15:02:12 +0000 UTC View Post
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@jesswallows got me all horned up and did that for him :P Go..
@jesswallows got me all horned up and did that for him :P Go check him out! 😈💞
2021-02-22 14:24:33 +0000 UTC View Post
TBBT: Waiting for my turn on the bench - gym is so busy 😜
TBBT: Waiting for my turn on the bench - gym is so busy 😜
2021-02-21 02:05:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Now That I'm Older... Don't be worried about your smartpho..
Now That I'm Older... Don't be worried about your smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years. If you can't think of a word say "I forgot the English word for it." That way people will think you're polyglot instead of an idiot. I'm at a place in my life where errands or walking the dog are starting to count as "going out". I'm getting tired of being part of a major historical or "unprecedented" events. I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit. My goal for 2020 was to lose 10 pounds. Only have 14 to go. Ate salad for dinner. Mostly croutons and tomatoes. Really just one big round crouton covered with tomato sauce, and cheese, and stuffs. FINE, it was a pizza.... OK, I ate a pizza! Are you happy now? I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. I don't mean to brag, but I finished my 14-day diet food supply in 3 hours and 20 minutes. Kids today don't know how easy they have it. When I was younger, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel. Senility has been a smooth transition for me. Remember back when we were kids and every time it was below freezing outside they closed school? Yeah, Me neither. I may not be that funny or athletic or good looking or smart or talented. I forgot where I was going with this. I love approaching 55, I learn something new every day and forget 5 other things. A thief broke into my place last night. He started searching for money so I got up and searched with him. I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day. Having plans sounds like a good idea until you have to put on clothes and leave the house. It's weird being the same age as old people. When I was a kid I wanted to be older...this is not what I expected. Life is like a helicopter. I don't know how to operate a helicopter. It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult. I see people about my age mountain climbing; I feel good getting my leg through my underwear without losing my balance. Coronacoaster: noun; the ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you're loving your bubble, doing workouts, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for breakfast and missing people you don't even like. I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 33, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet. You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up. We all get heavier as we get older, because there's a lot more information in our heads. That's my story and I'm sticking to it! :)
2021-02-18 18:02:08 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome to my page! :) Subscribe so you can see all the hot ..
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2021-02-18 03:34:34 +0000 UTC View Post
