Oh hello, I’ve been gone for a few days doing bad habits but now I’m getting back into it and working. I’ve hit a few roadblocks so of course i lose all motivation to do everything. But we’re back at it with a new schedule, which I only have because I reached out to friends to help me get back on track!
2022-08-06 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostHere is the video of me and @peterparkeriow, sorry about my bad editing style but I do try my best haha. I hope there are bits you find sexy, or funny, or adorable. It’s 10mins long but like we promised we’ll be posting it on the main feed without charging more for it. I really appreciate everyone who’s come to join me because you were excited for this x
2022-07-30 17:35:45 +0000 UTC View PostIf you see anyone leaking my stuff let me know and conzo two dicks will come and.. stand Menacingly around them? @peterparkeriow
2022-07-27 22:20:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you not rub peens with your best friends? Wow, don’t worry, you can join me and @peterparkeriow
2022-07-26 13:38:22 +0000 UTC View PostCharity update on what’s going on!
2022-07-21 19:30:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m back home now! Here are some shitty photos I’ve taken in a shower with the little equipment I had haha. For everyone here for the collab: Thanks for coming, I’ll be posting it all on my main feed as I don’t really feel like charging for it. It’s nothing hard core, some nice photos, a few funny videos, a mutuel masterbation/shower video (in which chance threw his back out and I think I have it on film haha). I was happy to know I could get hard with someone else in the room that I wasn’t emotionally seeing in my personal life, and while we were planning on doing a blow job video, we’ll use this to see how it goes and if anyone leaks it before doing anything more. Either way I’m happy to have you here, I hope you find some content you like so the subscription is worth it! Comment below a wee introduction to yourself if you haven’t already messaged me!
2022-07-20 22:56:56 +0000 UTC View Post
There are some photos for you before my next collab tomorrow x
2022-07-18 22:49:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Ya boi Is sweaty, come clean him off
2022-07-03 11:27:07 +0000 UTC View PostSend me trends and I’ll do them nakey
2022-06-26 13:03:52 +0000 UTC View PostOh hello, please accept this humble jerk off video
2022-06-24 20:40:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Is it about time I upload a jerk off video or are y’all tired of watching me struggle to cum hahah
2022-06-22 10:33:43 +0000 UTC View PostI’m sorry that all my videos end like this I can’t take myself seriously
2022-06-18 12:04:01 +0000 UTC View Post
This is how I’ll be at home waiting for you to bring back the takeaway
2022-06-17 18:24:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Just me living in my dramatic dream world where I’m waiting for my husband to return from the war
2022-06-17 10:40:33 +0000 UTC View PostA wee shower chat to blow off some steam and bitch about being an adult
2022-06-14 23:05:49 +0000 UTC View PostNo nudity today, but a nice walk!
2022-06-09 20:52:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Okay who the fuck stole my balls. I know where they usually are so you can’t gaslight me into thinking I never had any… not again at least. Just give them back and we can all move on in peace
2022-06-08 16:16:52 +0000 UTC View PostHere are some reasons you might be here on this page!
2022-06-08 13:07:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Oops, forgot to add these two to the page, sorry I got a wee mashed brain right now
2022-06-07 11:15:57 +0000 UTC View Post
So I have officially caught the covid for the first time and boy am I sweaty. Right when I was starting to put a schedule to my life and take control but noooo. Send me your best dad joke to make up for the lack of anyone being here to take care of me
2022-06-07 08:50:34 +0000 UTC View PostNow that I know you’re okay with my stretch marks and constant chaff (honestly just don’t get big legs they’re not worth it) I present to you, a rubadubdub. I can not explain my face it was 7am and I now realise I was about to be very sick that day haha
2022-06-06 13:07:44 +0000 UTC View Post
Here is an insecurity about my body y’all should know about as I’m not for editing my body and I don’t feel like hiding it anymore either. Because I was much larger as a chiId i have bad stretch marks on my inner thigh that will sometimes chaff and look like this. Is it sexy? Not really. Is it me and do people still find me attractive sometimes? Yes
2022-06-05 13:04:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Posting these here for dick print Sunday! Got some more stuff coming your way today (yes that all rhymed on purpose. Also posting these at 7am to see who’s horny in the morning
2022-06-05 06:17:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Have some somewhat normal nudes as an apology for the video I’m going to post later on. I know it’s a dumb idea, it’s easy to tell that it’s not going to be sexy at all, but damnit it’s ganna make me laugh
2022-06-01 08:36:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Good morning you beautiful people (even though it’s not morning I just took these as I was running to get dressed so I could go to the office) I hope you’re all having a lovely day. Lots of work to do and I can’t wait to do it!
2022-05-26 20:43:18 +0000 UTC View PostWE GOING TO GET CHARITY STATUS!!!
2022-05-24 08:42:54 +0000 UTC View PostLet me know if you agree or disagree with any of my calls! I can’t even remember if I rated the last one I was too busy doing that weird crab walk haha
2022-05-22 15:37:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Me and my sweaty tits are looking to do a poll for weekly content that’s more decided by everyone here along with my normal posting! What are some categories we should add? I’m thinking: Ask me anything/q&a Full gym routine with voice over Charity plan break downs Funny TikTok style videos but with nudity If there is anything else please let me know, feel free to tell me what your favourite creators are doing and I’ll steal their ideas and pretend they’re my own Xoxo Gossip girl
2022-05-21 09:52:44 +0000 UTC View PostI don’t know why I decided to sing that at the beginning I’m so sorry haha
2022-05-20 11:45:26 +0000 UTC View PostSo as some of you know I've been having a bit of a hard time to say the lease. I'm coming back to making content today as I've given myself enough time to try and work though it and I can't keep allowing myself to put off posting. If anyone has subscribed for this last month and feels like the content already posted wasn't worth the money I'm more than happy to send you a free month, I don't want anyone feelings cheated just because this is the month they've subscribed, and I also know how hard things are for everyone at the moment. But to sum off the last month: - My birthday was fun thank you for all the amazing messages! - The surgery went well, it was super quick and I was able to walk the next day - I've put myself into a local program to help with my issues with eating - We've sent in our reply to OSCR on the 11th and i've reached out to a lot of different charities to work together so im excited - They're making a documentary about all of it which is fun - I've been trying to teach myself how to write commercial leases and learn French, failing at both so if anyone knows how to write a head of terms let me know and i'll say mare-c Anyway, love you all, I feel better knowing that most people who subbed for the collab are gone, I really didn't like having people trying to push me past what I was comfortable doing and knew they'd never be happy with what I posted because they'd just want *more*. Now we're back to the original number and I'm excited to just post my normal lame content and have a laugh with you all
2022-05-19 13:29:01 +0000 UTC View Post