Happy VD to all you beautiful ho ho hos! I sure do love VD, you can quote me on that, tell everyone you know, Conzo has the VD spirit! Conzo = Love VD. Yep, can't be any way to take that other than that I love valentines day. Can't see a single way anyone would misread that.
2024-02-14 14:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostYeehaw little partner I got some cummin to do in these parts so ima need to see that gold hole of yours
2024-02-12 14:43:02 +0000 UTC View PostI’m going to post a longer 7 minute jerk off video, but this is for my non-attention span having friends haha right to the cum shot for ya
2024-02-10 14:30:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Round two booboo! These photos were meant to be relaxed and chill, more like coming home to a lover type thing, which ones do you love/hate??
2024-02-08 14:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Non sexy post (unless you love bird houses) but we painted and hung up a bunch of bird houses around the property and honestly it’s what I live for. These pointless little things that might add up to the greater good we do. Also the duck house didn’t sink so go us!
2024-02-07 14:12:01 +0000 UTC View PostHello lovlies! Going to have some photos and silly videos, along with a really bad attempt at naked yoga, coming out with Mr.B and Welsh bloke soon! Just to keep your expectations down this was just a wee fun thing to do, and while there will be nudity, there won't be anything really sexual (because a few different reasons, my lack of certs, not making the next family gathering weird, and boundaries with partners and all that). Just wanted to let you know so you can keep that in mind and not expect too much! Seriously some of yall got weird last time on me and I hated it haha I just stopped trying to work with anyone
2024-02-07 14:00:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Starting to get all my photos back from the photographer so wanted to see what you thought! Which ones are you fav and what ones do you hate, there are a few I do so don't worry I wont be offended haha
2024-02-06 14:10:03 +0000 UTC View Post@mrbritainxvip @welsh_blokexxx and myself made some silly wee videos and the ONE VIDEO that was safe for socials, one of these fucks got their peen out by accident. I was fumin
2024-02-04 21:53:32 +0000 UTC View Post
Another photoshoot ya boi went to and I wanted to share with you x
2024-01-31 15:02:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Very excited to start showing you guys all the photos I got from the photographer!
2024-01-30 12:17:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello hello lovelies! I was going to post these over the week as I travel to get content with mr. Britain and do my photo stuff but have been completely ran off my ass, so enjoy them all at once!
2024-01-29 18:03:25 +0000 UTC View Post
Please accept my humble penis as an apology for this weeks content, its prospector themed because no one asked for that. Also this week I’m meeting with @mrbritainxvip to shoot some silly content and two photographers to get photos of me or something. Busy busy week! Also meeting with funders to try and score 80k for the charity so wish me luck and hope I don’t suck!
2024-01-21 21:22:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Got my cozy dressing gown on, warm socks, and my little shorts. I’m ready for whatever today throws at me
2024-01-16 11:39:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Tried to have myself a good morning and only got this wee fella, I want my money back
2024-01-13 18:14:58 +0000 UTC View PostI had to delete this when I posted it to insta with the caption “right before I made the biggest mistake of my life” to trick people into watching, because it accidentally showed my peen. TURNS OUT I WAS MADE TO LOOK LIKE A FOOL
2024-01-10 16:13:39 +0000 UTC View Post
Please enjoy these promo pics with a few that are just for yall, because the internet only gets three, but my baybees get everything
2024-01-09 13:08:01 +0000 UTC View PostA cheeky little good morning from me to you x
2024-01-08 21:08:45 +0000 UTC View Post
Feeling like a big little guy after my shower
2024-01-04 21:21:22 +0000 UTC View Post
Help me end this internal debate, how is the hat meant to sit??
2024-01-02 17:27:15 +0000 UTC View PostDon’t know about naughty or nice but I’m definitely on a watch list
2023-12-26 12:28:20 +0000 UTC View PostYall warned me about the socks, I thought it was because you wanted feet, but it was actually because you worry about my safety 🥺
2023-12-22 16:34:38 +0000 UTC View PostMaybe just maybe, you deserve a lil sumthin sumthin
2023-12-20 19:27:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you like my comfy socks?? Oh my god what did you see? I guess… no harm in showing you everything?
2023-12-18 21:17:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello lovelies and please accept these photos I had to take for a brand who sent me some fancy panties, I’ll only use like three of them and the rest are yours! Feel free to use it any way you see fit x
2023-12-16 16:06:57 +0000 UTC View Post
For my boobs and belly lovers I present you with an early gift
2023-12-09 16:18:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Just reminding people that I do have a farm so I’m also allowed to have a cowboy hat and you cannot make fun of me for it. It’s a rule
2023-12-08 16:07:48 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone, as you've seen I've been a bit AWOL from here and social media, been having a bit of a hard time with some drama which has taken up a lot of my emotional and mental space. Thank you to everyone whos messaged me when they saw my obvious cry for help in getting rid of my Instagram for those few days, I am a dramatic hoe at the best of times. It's been pretty damn hard to be honest, and I've lost a lot of people from my life because of it, but I'm proud of what I did and what I stood up for. Posting will return to normal scheduling tomorrow (normal scheduling being sparse and whenever I feel like it but it wont be such a long time in between xoxo)
2023-12-03 19:24:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Around here it gets dark around 4, so using the natural light while I can
2023-11-24 22:58:43 +0000 UTC View Post
A little peek a boo at some of the new stuff I got. Walked into a cyber dog and said “give me that mannequins outfit” and they did. Have 3 more pieces to add!
2023-11-15 12:23:39 +0000 UTC View PostI bet I can come quicker than you (never thought I’d say that haha but this isn’t my favourite angle so keeping it short)
2023-11-14 14:46:02 +0000 UTC View Post