***This is a 3 year old shoot*** I think I lost weight since..
***This is a 3 year old shoot***
I think I lost weight since this, I feel.
But I finally edited it! It is beautiful. **One of my favourite shoots.**
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Me being surprised at your dick in a box on Christmas.
Me being surprised at your dick in a box on Christmas.
2022-12-23 08:34:21 +0000 UTC View Post***Let me lick you Candy Cane*** Slurp Slurp.
***Let me lick you Candy Cane***
Slurp Slurp.
***Topless Talk*** In this 30 minute video I wrap the cat's..
***Topless Talk***
In this 30 minute video I wrap the cat's present and talk about myself and life and random things. **This is a chill vibe-y video** but of course with tits out. lol
I am not wearing foundation or updated makeup, my hair is dirty and it is up, and this is not posed.
Note: This took 11 hours to upload so i reuploaded a "smaller" file size so quality may have suffered.
**I hope you enjoy spending time with me!**
**I don't need diamonds, no sparkly things 'Cause you can't ..
**I don't need diamonds, no sparkly things
'Cause you can't buy this feeling,
Nothing lights my fire or wraps me up, baby, like you do
Just want a cozy, a cozy little Christmas here with you**
Hope you love this cozy little shoot. There are no titties, just asshole and vagina. I loved this backdrop, it photographed beautifully.
***The 3rd Day 'Til Christmas*** Getting these shoots wrappe..
***The 3rd Day 'Til Christmas***
Getting these shoots wrapped up!
Do you like my socks, Senpai?
***Advent Calendar : 2nd Day Of Christmas*** You're in for ..
***Advent Calendar : 2nd Day Of Christmas***
You're in for a tasty treat! All the delectable parts of my body you crave.
***On the first day of Christmas*** Spike Zombie gave to me,..
***On the first day of Christmas*** Spike Zombie gave to me,
The yearly masterbation video!
Woof! What happens in the doghouse, stays in the doghouse.
Obviously the butt plug didn't work and no way in god damn hell did anything fit in any hole so I am clearly not cut out for insertion.
***I'm your sexy little gift 🎀 I’ll wrap you with my kiss So..
***I'm your sexy little gift 🎀 I’ll wrap you with my kiss
So hot you can't resist; I'll be your hoe tonight***
🎁 It's me. I am your gift. Take off these bows and enjoy some nipnops.
🥖 **Working hard for the bread this holiday season.** 🥖 If ..
🥖 **Working hard for the bread this holiday season.** 🥖
If I were a baker would you come to my shop and distract me with your very own hard bread?
This is my basic bitch look, It is giving me dysmorphia as I don't recognize myself. I am certainly never going to go brunette. 🖤
***Happy Thanksgiving*** 🥖 Welcome to the hardworking baker ..
***Happy Thanksgiving*** 🥖
Welcome to the hardworking baker trying to give a tit job and probably failing very hard. Even if this is not **"sexy"** at least it is **fun** and involves spanking and tits.
I had tonsillitis for The holidays so this is a little late. Lots of Christmas stuff planned *as always*.
You all asked me for no music, real sounds, so this is real sounds. It includes the cat scratching at the door to get in T_T
***Hotel Fun*** I literally maxed out the media with just st..
***Hotel Fun***
I literally maxed out the media with just strait up nudes it is so massive v_v I apologize, I think I tried to utilize all the things, you know? I have more photos It just literally won't let me post the rest.
I hope you enjoy this beautiful hotel room set sponsored by my cats who got to go to a fashion show ROFL.
Also there is a 9 minute video. Why are my videos always so long?
Also I put my ass against the shower door and it produced lots of heat, so note I am literally always hot. XD As proven by literally 7 seconds of heat against a door.
***This set is fucking massive*** I got a little trigger hap..
***This set is fucking massive***
I got a little trigger happy I suppose.
**This is the clothed section** but trust me, it is just as sexy.
***Do you like FATTIES?*** The unflattering natural light an..
***Do you like FATTIES?***
The unflattering natural light and the under angle make me look extra big. So if you don't like accidentally making me seem larger in the small space that is the bath: This is NOT the **video** for you.
This is a bubble bath video, I tried to make it playful and fun.
This shows off feet and a lot of titty.
*Seriously though*, the harsh lighting, the wider lens, and the small space of not being able to sit upright made me look huge.
⚠️***You have been warned*** ⚠️
Giving the people the yearly video they **BEG** for! ***To..
Giving the people the yearly video they **BEG** for!
***To answer questions before they're asked::***
🍆 It felt like when someone slaps you REALLY hard. There are moments you can tell it hurt regardless of how I tried to make facial expressions that made it seem enjoyable.
🎃 I literally got dry as it went on.
🍆 I don't know how to colour correct video so this is the real life colours.
🎃 So far no allergic reaction . Lovense just sucks then.
🍆 I could have kept going but I have zero concept of time since I barely leave my house for 9 years so I didn't know it was 12 minutes, I stopped as my arm was REALLY hurting and i couldn't think of any other positions to do in a small fixed frame.
🎃 If you ever want to see another video like this : **Tip!** Saving the video *alone* took a solid 4 hours. It took 6 hours to upload.
***How was my acting?*** I didn't think to fake moan, I'm sorry =[
I did smile at the end as I said it sounded like a sprinkler 💦 and that cracked me up LOL
And yes, I did authentically try to stick my finger in my asshole, that reaction was real XD
*And not relevant but videography seems to make my makeup look nicer. 🥺 No idea why.*
The ***NSFW set*** Hope you enjoy the seemingly cozy Hallo..
The ***NSFW set***
Hope you enjoy the seemingly cozy Halloween vibe I tried to create.
Here I bare all my holes and tease you for the special surprise video I made for you later, Senpai~
I am not good at porn poses so at one point I just googled "Hustler Photoset" and copied the ones that were fat girl friendly ROFL . Looks like my little bush is back for a visit.
I named the big pumpkin in the back R!chard the Red Boy as he was so big and red.
OwO If you tip me under this post I'll get some on sale white chocolate. Which only comes out once a year and is my fav.
While you were out celebrating Halloween I made you more con..
While you were out celebrating Halloween I made you more content! That background was getting used whether it liked it or not! 👿
This is the ***SFW section*** of the shoot.
Hope you enjoy it. Hope one day I, too, can celebrate holidays.
I like the nudes more than the clothed ones. Which has **nev..
I like the nudes more than the clothed ones. Which has **never** happened since I legit don't like even taking the nude photos. So I'd say this is a fantastic shoot.
Last time I was in this field spiderS jumped on me. More than one. So I was panicking the whole time!
=[ I kept eating white chocolate so I am certainly a little pudgier. Thus the corset. I am sorry.
The haybale is there to remind you I'm in the country lol .
**Pumpkin spice this pussy, baby- Happy Halloween
I don't need a costume 'Cause I'm already a freak**
***Must be the season of the witch*** A spooky SFW section ..
***Must be the season of the witch***
A spooky SFW section of the photoshoot! I did not want to chance the background this time and just posed with these little pumpkins 🎃
I know it *looks* like two different edits, and it is two different presets but there was a storm so when it got dark it didnt work the same :{ Hope you don't mind too much.
I got a cheap knockoff backdrop and it was NOT giving. Subse..
I got a cheap knockoff backdrop and it was NOT giving.
Subsequently I have to redo the shoot. No idea what to do for a backdrop now.
Here are the few I worked hours on to try and fix and still failed .
Does your girlfriend send you nudes all over the house like ..
Does your girlfriend send you nudes all over the house like this or do I have to?
The video is a POV thingie.
***I put my whole ghoussy into this shoot!*** I did not have..
***I put my whole ghoussy into this shoot!***
I did not have zydrate but I did have an entire graveyard to myself as there was a hurricane!
These uploaded out of order but I did not feel like separating them into safe vs nudes, I am sure you feel the same.
I tried to set the camera up for videos but I am not a video person XD My DSLR cannot handle those sorts of things.
I dumped water on myself so it clings to me and looks aesthetic.
Is it easier to see the punani now that it is shaved? Was my assumption correct? I hope so. I think so.
***Things you see in a grave yard***
***🍫 Chocolate Syrup 🍫*** Watch me get messy and cover mysel..
***🍫 Chocolate Syrup 🍫***
Watch me get messy and cover myself in chocolatey goodness .
This is a **natural** photoshoot: No hair extensions, no makeup, no editing.
I learned I do not like the taste of chocolate syrup. LOL Included the face when I realized that. I guess I never tasted it before. I was actually in 9️ th grade before I tasted my first piece of chocolate so I should have assumed ROFL
Trying to slowly ease into videos and edit, subsequently you get a bad camera one and a cellphone one which is easier to edit . Both are what I consider Full Length Videos.
I ate all of my hurricane snacks so I am extra thicccc.
For the ***first time ever*** I shaved my meow-meow. I also..
For the ***first time ever*** I shaved my meow-meow.
I also included a fun video of the process and before & after.
The reason I shaved it *(Especially since you can see I do not produce much body hair)* is because I felt when I take photos; The hair is mostly showing and preventing the 🐈 from fully showing. Also I felt it is a fun activity since it doesn't get shown much.
It doesn't itch as much as I thought it would , I did get some redness but she's allergic to anything that gets near her. I had to apply NAIR twice. It feels... naked. I feel like it is more... aware of whatever is near it. But now it shows more as I thought, subsequently I am happy with the results.
***Similar poses are combined. Video is at the end***
**Pussy tight, pussy clean, pussy fresh
Pussy pretty, pussy fat, full of flesh**
Bimbo Barbie but make it ***nude*** . Also fuck that 🦩. Ser..
Bimbo Barbie but make it ***nude*** .
Also fuck that 🦩. Seriously, It was the hardest thing to balance on and the amount of times I fell was comical.
Except for the front photo, This was uploaded in order. 🎈
I hope you enjoy this set! I've been doing a lot inside with studio stuff and I know it is different than what ya'll are used to.
Lastly, I do not know why my mouth is open for 95% of the shoot, LOL.
***The SFW Images*** The bloating has given me thighs and a..
***The SFW Images***
The bloating has given me thighs and an ass. xD No idea why my mouth is open for most of the photos, We will pretend it's a Bimbo photoshoot lol.
This is my **FIRST** ever two piece bathing suit. I am now OBSESSED and hope to own more!
That 🦩 was hell to pose on. I just ragequit balancing on it at some point, subsequently it is just modeling with no props. If anyone remembers me from y2k modeling, We can take a moment to be proud of me that I learned lighting on my photography/modeling journey. 💟
**Do you have a balloon fetish?** Or maybe you just want to ..
**Do you have a balloon fetish?** Or maybe you just want to watch me struggle to blow up a giant fucking inflatable pool toy for 20 minutes with some slight failing at the balloon pump and imagine I was pumping something else 😏😏😏
*Either way* here is a BTS video of me setting up for the photoshoot and some of the struggles and energy that goes into every shoot I do for you all! OH! And did I mention It was all done in my first ever worn two piece bikini ? 👙
Enjoy 🦩 !
Hope you enjoy this fun summer themed set in my kitchen lol ..
Hope you enjoy this fun summer themed set in my kitchen lol
I have another one coming with a pool toy!
That being said, here are some HQ images of all the holes and even some nippies.
Also ;P
*Now you can say you've seen me squirt.*