Living on the edge is using instagram stories to add these love hearts knowing there’s a high probability one day I’ll accidentally post instead of just saving and deleting. Made worse by the fact I don’t have notifications on for any social media so I likely won’t notice for a while 😂
So, if you could help a sister out and come up with some possible replies to the questions and “wtf’s” I’ll get and hit up my DMs on here with them that would be really helpful. I like to plan ahead you see 🙃
2022-08-19 22:08:05 +0000 UTC
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Uni day! You can find me in the first row looking a whole lot like this.. 🤓🙋🏻♀️
I’ll get back to messages later 🤠 X
2022-08-19 00:57:06 +0000 UTC
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Change room things 💚
2022-08-18 14:16:04 +0000 UTC
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Fun game. Who's got my personality right?
I'm at Uni. Did I...?
*Edit:* Honestly, at this point, if you choose option A - just unsubscribe now. I won't be mad. I'm just not who you think I am ok
2022-08-18 01:55:21 +0000 UTC
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No pizza for me, no boobies for you. That’s how it goes ok. I don’t make the rules I just enforce them.
2022-08-17 22:29:07 +0000 UTC
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It’s been 48hrs and still no pizza. That’s it. I want a refund
2022-08-17 09:26:07 +0000 UTC
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Just want to get to a point where I can rest my coffee cup on the top of my butt. Is that really so much to ask for?! 🍑
2022-08-17 00:29:42 +0000 UTC
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It's the upside-down love heart shaped butt for me 🙃
2022-08-16 01:15:08 +0000 UTC
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Girl finds more forgotten about shoes. A Love Story. Part 2.
2022-08-15 12:35:09 +0000 UTC
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I’ll have the pepperoni with extra olives thanks 🙃
2022-08-15 09:57:46 +0000 UTC
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Meant to be packing but I keep getting sidetracked by shoes I forgot I had (literally the best thing ever)
I’ll be checking messages a little less regularly - bear with me for a sec ✌️
PS: if you move house in more clothes than this, you’re doing it wrong.
2022-08-14 06:20:03 +0000 UTC
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Can’t promise I won’t bite
2022-08-13 11:40:43 +0000 UTC
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Their music might be rubbish but I do love me some of those country boots.
Yeeeeehaw 🤠
2022-08-12 23:28:04 +0000 UTC
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A moment of appreciation for last weekend’s outfit…
Ok, now that’s out of the way, would you like to see it off? Hit the like and I'll send some fun things your way 🙈
PS: I keep the boots on.
2022-08-12 09:58:02 +0000 UTC
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Me advertising locally for a gardener to help with weeds before I move out… Payment in fresh coffee and spicy sarcasm 🌶
… Just joking. I’m the gardener ☹️
2022-08-12 01:18:49 +0000 UTC
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Hypothetically speaking, if I had this friend who was moving out and packed down their bed frame today to find wall paint missing where the headboard and bed frame legs sorta hit against the wall from time to time… how angry do you think their landlord would be on a scale of 1 to 10?
Asking for a friend. Hypothetically.
2022-08-11 12:25:46 +0000 UTC
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Probably the only person in this city that took the sun being out and it being 18 degrees as a cordial invitation to get my butt on my yoga mat and tan today 💁🏻♀️
Fun fact: My eyes go a brighter green in the sun. Which is just another reason I should be spending 6 months in the warm Australian months and 6 in Europe’s…. 💅🏻
2022-08-11 09:51:05 +0000 UTC
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What am I thinking about? Oh, I'm just thinking about getting in that shower... How about you?
Message me for what happens next 🤫 xx
2022-08-10 10:32:26 +0000 UTC
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Check my outfit:
Was I…… ?
A) Off to enjoy a nice day, or
B) Off to my job as a fish monger
Trick question: it was actually both
2022-08-10 05:38:06 +0000 UTC
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New day, same problem 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️😛
How’s a man supposed to get through Wednesday without seeing an ass? Boy, aren’t you lucky you’ve come to the right place.
Also, legitimate question: I’ve never understood why it’s called hump day so if you have the knowledge, will you hit me up and let a girl know? You might like asses but I’m a nerd and get off to learning new things… not necessarily about camels but I’ll roll with the punches this time 🤓 🐫
2022-08-09 22:22:03 +0000 UTC
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Who likes fishnets? I like fishnets 🖤 😋
Might even be closer to your height now with these heels on 👠
… This poor little bench getting so much action 🙈
2022-08-09 02:56:22 +0000 UTC
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SEVEN random facts about me absolutely no one asked for:
1. My favourite colour is red 🍒 or green 💚 You'll see them a tonne.
2. I grew up a total tomboy. Probably why I'm pretty down-to-earth, and still don't take much too seriously. Myself at the top of that list 🙃
3. Cooking comes naturally. I don't like recipes and never follow them. I'm lowkey working on my own recipe book I'd love to publish one day 👩🍳
4. I'm studying a full-time post-grad degree which takes up most of my hours (your patience with me is appreciated 🙃)
5. Movement keeps me sane. I worked in gyms for 4-5 years and still train/workout 4-5 days/wk 🙈
6. Buying clothes that fit is a nightmare. Shops just don't sell clothes for small curvy italians🤷♀️ Also why I live in stretchy yoga pants 🧘♀️
7. Queen is my favourite band of all time⚡In general, I like a tonne of music types though. Except for Country...... don't @ me Cowboys 🤠
Let me know if we have stuff in common! x
2022-08-08 14:53:57 +0000 UTC
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No one ask for nudes today, ok? Last night I ate my weight in Pasta and Pannacotta 🙃🍝
2022-08-08 07:45:57 +0000 UTC
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Study day today 🏫
I won't be online much but will get back to your messages later this evening 🤍
2022-08-07 21:53:03 +0000 UTC
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If you’re wondering how many days in a row a girl can wear the same top, your answer is at least one more 🙃
I'll be buried in books and journal articles for uni all day today - so will get back to you as soon as I can. Try not to think about me too much ok? 🤓📚
2022-08-07 04:07:03 +0000 UTC
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Last night's antics: Found myself a new Italian wine and cocktail bar in town. The owners don't know it yet, but I’m moving in 🍸🫒🍷🫒🍷🍸🫒
2022-08-07 03:59:29 +0000 UTC
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Look, all I’m saying is, ***if she likes *Metallica*, she’s got a wild side ok*** 🌹
Which one is your fave? Mine's numero 5 ⚡
If you'd like these pics uncensored in your inbox, let me know!
2022-08-06 10:37:12 +0000 UTC
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European Summer-themed party from earlier this year 🤍
...Which is basically just my regular wardrobe and me living my best tanned life.
See, sometimes I get out of gym clothes and actually wear makeup 💃
2022-08-06 00:22:08 +0000 UTC
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Happy Friday Favourites 💚💚💚
Just me enjoying some winter sun a couple of weeks back 😚
2022-08-05 04:30:26 +0000 UTC
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Morrrrrning 🌹 who likes long socks?? 😋
2022-08-04 21:45:05 +0000 UTC
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