Even Santa’s elves can’t make candy as sweet as you 🍬
Even Santa’s elves can’t make candy as sweet as you 🍬
2023-12-20 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Even Santa’s elves can’t make candy as sweet as you 🍬
2023-12-20 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I’d love to take you out for a sleigh ride sometime… ❄️
2023-12-19 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
2023-12-19 11:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.
2023-12-18 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I’d like to sit on your North Pole tonight… 👀
2023-12-18 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true.
2023-12-17 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays? 😂
2023-12-17 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you a lawyer? Because I think you might be looking for a Mrs. Clause. You know I love a nerdy pick-up line… 😂
2023-12-16 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Santa is the king of willpower. He only cums once a year! 🎅
2023-12-15 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
What if we used one of my dildos as a snowman’s nose? (This is where my mind wanders 😆)
2023-12-15 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Here are my merry boobs, ya filthy animals 💋
2023-12-14 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
all I want for Christmas is sexy kisses, naked hugs, and insane orgasms… am I asking too much? 😅
2023-12-14 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard 💋 💋 💋
2023-12-13 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m only a morning person on December 25 each year 🎄
2023-12-13 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok, picture this… a jack-in-the-box, but it’s me and my boobs instead!
2023-12-12 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you want to build a snowman? But eat my pussy, first, please.
2023-12-12 12:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Wouldn’t mind getting snowed in with you 💕
2023-12-11 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m the reason Santa has to check his list twice hehe
2023-12-11 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Baby, it’s cold outside 🎵 (no really, it’s very cold 🥶)
2023-12-10 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
it’s the most wonderful time of the year 🥂
2023-12-10 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I promise I’ve been a good girl 🤫
2023-12-09 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Sooo ready for my hot cocoa date with myself this evening. ☕️
2023-12-09 13:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
some people are worth melting for, don’t you think? ☃️
2023-12-08 18:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
If I jingle your bells will you give me a white Christmas?
2023-12-08 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post
What if I’m good at being naughty? Which of Santa’s lists would I go on?
2023-12-07 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Are you Santa? I sure would like to sit on your lap.
2023-12-07 12:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
My newest excuse for drinking more tea and hot cocoa is the fact that it’s freezing 🥶 out!
2023-12-06 18:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m one in a million…. Just like all the other snowflakes 😆
2023-12-06 13:00:02 +0000 UTC View Post