Fun at planet fatness

Fun at planet fatness
2024-01-03 17:06:13 +0000 UTC View PostIt started off with California rolls….
2023-12-31 18:36:07 +0000 UTC View PostSo I’m trying to be gayer to get ready for all my New York collabs. And you guys keep telling me to be more vocal. So here is an extended cut of me being a goofus in the shower, fingers in the butt, and spittig some sub-style gay dirty talk here and there.
They call this method acting.
Or is this character acting?
I’m so confused 😂
How every quality date night should end ❤️
🍣🕳️💦
Christmas Morning rinse!
It IS the most wonderful time of the year. Unless you’re including Palm Springs Pride, Shark Week, and July in San Diego.
Had a wonderful Christmas in the boonies of suburban Toledo, OH with the fam! Hope you all did too.
❤️✈️
Entropy (n.)
1.) The measure of disorder in a system.
2.) The often pleasant surreal effect you experience in your day to day after living through 10y of prison and then getting involved in the porn industry.
3.) Popping a condom full of cum so you can lick the mess off the walls.
NYC 1/24 Collab Schedule
Caged Jock
Jonah Wheeler
Casey Cooper Carlisle
Cole Tenor Productions (Macro)
2 Handsome Twinks you haven’t met yet
Let’s go!
To the fellla who asked for black ankle socks…mom read your mind. lol
2023-12-21 00:15:17 +0000 UTC View PostThe Relapse Chronicles
PPV JO Compilation circa last May where I edged for 4 days.
Mental health currently much better 😬❤️
size 12 vs size 15
Holiday Chilling. The size 12 was a flanker on my rugby team (6’3” 240) I played locke and am currently 6’5” 286lbs
“4 Touchdowns”
That’s 1 more touchdown than the legendary Al Bundy scored in his epic Junior Varsity championship.
Billy POV
My mother has never quite understood the concept of “carbs” which shows in her amazing cuisine I’ve been enjoying lately.
282lbs. I think I’ve stacked up enough mass to where I should start leaning down.
Thoughts?
Fun with cockrings! I look pretty serious when I jerk off sometimes. 🤔
2023-12-15 03:15:45 +0000 UTC View PostHome Again Home Again
Jiggity Jig
The best part was when the gay Southwest steward peeped game to what I was doing and chimes in- “another Margarita sir?”
2023-12-13 00:01:43 +0000 UTC View PostWorking on my acting chops- I channel a creepy findom hick and then more or less play myself getting ready to workout, smell his socks and jerk off to the musk.
2023-12-10 22:32:26 +0000 UTC View PostHoping to squeeze in a muscle worship session with local boy Greg tonight before heading back to Detroit. Here’s some shots taken by also local Andy…he gives a great deep tissue massage!
2023-12-10 18:28:51 +0000 UTC View PostWas housesitting for my chick's bff and decided tried on a a couple of his hats and had a passionate wank on his leopard-print bedspread. 💦💦💦🤣
2023-12-06 21:12:36 +0000 UTC View PostMoments after I stopped recording my new housemates I hadn’t met yet walk in and introduce themselves. My tenure was brief at this spot 😅
2023-11-29 21:49:03 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the vault! I beat off so hard I end up on the floor!
2023-11-26 01:15:53 +0000 UTC View PostNot sure if this is exactly mind blowing foot pornography but! I haven’t seen this done yet so there’s that! All but one of them need a little extra je-ne-sais-quoi (I’m thinking draw my silouette in acrylic ink to make it pop) They’re for sale and come Authenticated with everyone’s favorite form of DNA splashed over the signature. A handsome addition to any man cave, nursery, foyer, or sex dungeon. Price negotiable!
You fellas stay S W O L E S O M E
From the heart: foot people are some of the kindest most aware folks I’ve ever met. I still don’t see my feet the way you guys do but I’m a willing bartender trying to figure it out. I kinda see it now on that third photo- the ratio of my big toe to the rest of my foot is oddly phallic looking. Lol
Enjoy!
Next up some foot-painting stuff then some straight hardcore stuff, I’ll probs beat off a few times, and then I’m thinking about banging J before I head home for Christmas then New York City to act in a short film by March Brothers.
Stay Swolesome
By popular request: the tickle video. Enjoy!
2023-11-16 20:08:31 +0000 UTC View PostFoot check! Pre- pedi. I’m buffing them up getting ready for some new content directed by my pal Dave. I don’t know what he’s got in store but im sure it’s slightly nuts lol
2023-11-06 22:24:24 +0000 UTC View Post