Answer: No.
Answer: No.
2024-04-18 05:08:25 +0000 UTC View Post
melissasplains activity
It's like getting a DM from a loony toons character
It's like getting a DM from a loony toons character
2024-04-17 02:01:00 +0000 UTC View PostThe only three faces I make during a conversation, and two o..
The only three faces I make during a conversation, and two out of three happen when I'm not even listening
2024-04-12 19:42:03 +0000 UTC View Post
This just in I'm a dumbass that doesn't understand basic phy..
This just in I'm a dumbass that doesn't understand basic physics. Aka I'm a woman.
2024-04-06 22:09:56 +0000 UTC View Post"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If yo..
"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don't have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills like dick jokes, pussy jokes, grandma pussy jokes, dead dad jokes, dead baby jokes and jokes about your mom. I will hunt you down, I will make you chuckle"
2024-04-06 22:05:43 +0000 UTC View Post
check out this video where nothing happens. It's basically a..
check out this video where nothing happens. It's basically a rip off of Swedish "Slow TV," Enjoy!
2024-03-30 22:42:20 +0000 UTC View PostIn other news, Harvard just got less cool. https://www.bbc.c..
In other news, Harvard just got less cool.
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-68683304
Update: Well, I'd planned on using OnlyFans as a place to po..
Update: Well, I'd planned on using OnlyFans as a place to post uncensored versions of my Melissa Splains videos, but seems like there's a conflict here with what this platform needs to censor due to it's main content being "adult" and what youtube censors due it's main content being for retards. So I can say all 7 of the George Carlin list of bad words on here, unlike YouTube, but I can't say "dead baby" which I do repeatedly in the video I made about The Gulag Archipelago. What a conundrum.
It's not "free speech" but rather a choice of speech aesthetic. A real Sophie's choice, and while it's tempting to choose to jump off a bridge, I'll do a live stream later tonight or tomorrow with the deets instead.
Thanks for reading (books).
Stay tuned for the complete, uncensored *director's cut of m..
Stay tuned for the complete, uncensored *director's cut of my video on The Gulag Archipelago, dropping later tonight.
2024-03-20 21:41:25 +0000 UTC View Post