








Hi 👋 my name is piggie 🐷 my mom said it’s time to introduce myself to my new friends who are going to grow to hate my moms endless hamster spam 🥺😂 I am a older hamster who was being kept in horrible conditions. Those bitches let my nails almost grow into my skin 🙃 kept it 80 degrees in my cage, only fed me these nasty brick things, I had this dumb wheel I couldn’t even really operate ‘‘twas sad my dudes. All of a sudden as I’m on the verge of a heat stroke at the beginning of something called a “heat wave” my mom said walks in @destinationkat and my mom and oh how did my life change for the better. I got a bigger cage even tho it’s still too small for me I keep telling mom and she says she’s building one but I’m not seeing anything happening. Anyway as I was saying, I got a new wheel, they gave me this rock thing to walk to my food on that’s somehow making my nails shorter it’s wild man. I get all kinds of different foods and this magical hand comes in with broccoli and carrots when I wake up before everyone disappears and I don’t see them forever. It’s AWESOME! Anyway that’s my story, I don’t know why mom wanted me to do this but have a great day and maybe a mystical hand will bring you veggies when you wake up!