🆗My entire kink in life is oozing sex from every pore and then watching the men try to hide their stiffies from their partners who don’t even try to hide their disdain for me🌀
*yes, I get attacked by other women*
*yes, I get attacked by men*
🎢All part of the high, baby⚠️
Oooh you want me, so hard and bad…..***i see you, baby***
Eeesh you think I want your man, so wrong…..***i see you, crazy***
Many years ago I had to make the choice “to be or not to be” and I chose to be me. Hot & sexy me and let everyone else be too.
The best thing about OnlyFans is no bull shit.
No one cares about your “opinions” that are truthfully just people thinking their stupid is “right.” 🤣
I repeat: No one cares what anyone else “thinks.”
Could you imagine trying to kiss someone and they were like “have you done your **reasearch** on green waste?” God I bet teachers everywhere are wondering where all these fucking research scientists were every day when homework was due and no one seemed to be able to read.
I guess we needed …..the internet….for dumb people to get smart.
Joke. That was a joke. Anyone that didn’t get straight A’s in any school doesn’t belong doing “research” after they turn 30 and can buy internet. We always had the information available FOR FREE it’s called books and library’s.
Just shut your mouth and fuck me. Then go to the gym. Then come back with food for me and do it all again.
Thanks, we love you 😍
-all smart women
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These are what ‘FAKE’ Instagram accounts look like, gentleman.
Just being hot and not wanting to talk to you doesn’t mean we are fake.
The free crap you are always after opens you up to malicious malware and nefarious scams.
I do everything I can to avoid people disliking me.
Oh except not being hot 🥵 I can’t avoid that.
I’m so hot and god has blessed the earth with hot people for a reason: the human race.
I’m doing God’s work I guess you can say
Please begin the edging process 💦
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Let’s talk about hair.
It means something that is missed in society. Kidsget it and some women understand it as well and I think that we all need to start paying attention to what it means about a home and a relationship and what is going on behind the scenes. Because people like to lie about abuse and the victims send out these silent screams for help and hair is one of them.
We all think and know that long hair is very pretty. It just is. So then why short hair? Women get mocked for it. We do. “You look like a boy” or “what’s up lesbian?” When you have short hair as a woman you have to do so and take a lot of belittling and shaming and it is constant. But we do not care. We do it for a reason and we do not even realize it. It is subconscious and most of us started when we were little. That was when we first cut off our hair. We begged for it: Short hair.
When you are little you do not care what you look like. All you want is relief from the pain. I remember it. Abusers use your hair to control you and to hurt you. Over time you just want to get rid of it. They will yank it when you walk by if they do not like you just for fun when no one is watching. They will pull it extra hard when they are combing it or fixing it and tell you not to react or they will yank it and pull it harder as a punishment.
As a 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕 you think that a great way to get out of this torchure is to CUT IT ALL OFF and then later when you get into an abuse relationship at the first signs of it you run right to the salon and you say “cut my hair” and then you get home and look in the mirror and cry because you do not know why you did it. It makes no sense at the time. All you know is that you need to get rid of your hair. Hair is dangerous.
The first thing I did when I got thrown out of my relationship and got rescued by someone I could tell was safe was grow my hair just like I did the last time I got rescued by someone safe. Its is a subconscious thing.
R@)($^@ use your hair to drag you off and hold you down.
I was told there was no money for haircuts. Well fuck that. Mama learned to cut her own hair. The second it got past my chin the scissors came out and off it went. I was not taking any chances.
Start to look around you. Long hair is a luxury. ***many*** 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕ren that ask for their hair to be chopped off do so for a reason. They are tired of their hair being used to covertly abuse them and this is their way of putting their foot down by putting down the comb and the hair ties that bind.
Its the 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕 with the overbearing parent that signs them up for all the activities and acts perfect and the 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕 that speaks their mind. THAT 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕.
Not the parent that is just frazzled and has the girl with the bob and says “yeah I am tired of all the hair styling and stuff so I thought just make it easy. I feel bad she misses it but it is too much work.” Not that parent.
The one that says it is the 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕’s idea. That indicates the abuser parent.
Parents that sign their kidsup for all the activities are doing that so that they do not have to be around theirkids. Dance is a great one. It is so pointless and these parents can never see their kidsever and then have a literal dancing monkey to show off later.
Real loving parents will sign kidsup for activities that the parents can join in on. My mother did that. She put us in 4-H and she went with us and did all the project along with us.
My friend K***** does the same thing with her daughter. They rope together and work on the ranch and enjoy the same activities and she does not sign herkid up for things that she is not doing. She goes with her and they have these things that they do together. She is passing on her hobbies to herchild, not making her do things with other people she can brag about and also get time away from her ownkid.
It is not just the short hair that we need to look out for with the 𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕝𝕕ren and the women but these other signs as well. It all adds up and we have to look at the big picture and not just what some people are saying when we judge.
My sister ran her mouth off for years and told me what a horrible mother my friend K***** was and how disgusting her live-in boyfriend was and K**** told me that they were going to get married. Then all the sudden D*****and K***** break up and my sister gets really happy and starts to move in on K****’s time and and guess what? The same thing happens to me!! Almost exactly.
People start to say that I am a bad mother.
My husband gets wind that I am going to dump him so he dumps me first.
Then L***** kills herself. (My sister’s BFF)
The common denominator is my sister in both me and K*****’s lives and me and her are very sweet and yet we never can seem to get ahead, romantically.
Why is this? I like her and I also like my sister and my sister has always told me over and over what a total piece of shit K***** is and to me, that has never added up. In fact, I have gone to see K***** on my own for years and she seems a lot like me. I love her. I do not understand the things that my sister says about her.
I also liked this D***** guy. He seemed a lot like me as well. But my sister hated him.
I’m starting to wonder what horrible shitty things my sister has always been saying about me all these years behind my back, but I think that all I need to do is just think back on all the things that she has ever said about K***** and there I have my answers.
When I hang out with K***** on my own she is adorable and bubbly and happy and she shares her feelings and we have the best times.
When we are with my sister, K***** is grumpy and frumpy and chain smokes and complains and just wants to get the fuck out of there. Then later my sister tells anyone who will listen THAT VERSION OF K***** as the version of her “best frined” that my bitch sister brings out in people which lol must be the same version she brings out in me that I have spent a fucking life time trying to control and overcome.
My sister is nasty as hell and mean as shit and it takes all your strength to ignore it. 🤣🤣🤣
It is actually kind of funny. She is obsessed with Hitler and you go over there and she wants to whip out her infra red award winning shots of concentration camps. Like, um ok no thanks, I came over to not cry over the genocide today. But she is happy about it. To her it is her hobby: death.
She likes slavery too. If she isn’t being mean then she isn’t happy. Just like my father. It is like to them cruelty is funny. They see that as humorous. They really do. Getting one over on someone stupider than them.
Look at Adorabella, she is so stupid, we took her kids.
Look at Karen she is so dumb, I got all dads money.
Look at mom, she is so dumb, I will get her money too.
Look at K*****, I will get her kid to love me more.
Look at D*****, he is so stupid, I will get his kids too.
Look at everyone they are all dumber than me.
⬆️This is how abusers think. ⬆️
It is a sickness with some people when they really are so dumb that they think that the way that they can “show” everyone in the end is to kill them.
Who’s smarter now? You are dead, poor or in jailand me, who you all called stupid and laughed at? I broke up all your marriages and stole all your inheritances and your kidsall play at my house and hate you.
My sister cut her hair one time and the shortest of all of us and after that I guess she decided to never do that again.
Let other people cut their hair and she would give them the reason.
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Tongues out Tuesday
The 90’s were the era of **sex jams.**
Prove me wrong. You can’t.
The sex jam era was home to many now cancelled R-ists and other R related slash non-consensual *art* let’s say.
Yes I have the album.
Yes I may have the entire thing memorized.
Yes I am whorrified by my musical choices in my teens.
This song I believe has aged very well.
dJ Quick likes the vagina and he states that very plainly.
He wants to taste it.
He wants to touch it,
He worships Uh tha vagina.
What a nice youngman!
No one is “always horny” which makes the claim of that “always funny.”
I’ll tell you what I always am: wanting you to give me money. I’m always that. Yeup, you can count on stability from this ho right here.
I am always in the mood to have you drive me to your 🏧 and use the *pull out method*
I got gold digging ho’s in every area code just hard at work for mama dig dig digging for her treasure 💎
Then, I extend my hand 🛍 and you place your money where you’d like my mouth to be 🔭
Shoot for my stars 🌟 baby 💦💦💦 I aim to please 🦫
Stop. Just stop. ***stop***
The “dadbod” label was coined a few years ago by magazines to make fun of sloppy male celebrities that needed to get off the beach and be held to the same standards of beauty as female celebrities.
It has not, it is not and it wont ever be something anyone wants or strives for. It is a joke that seems to have gone to the narcissists head and come out as a source of misplaced pride over what boils down to over eating and a lack of will to exercise.
Hey, you have a dad-bod? Fine. I will still like you and be your friend. But I will not act like your sloppy is hot and sexy. It is not. No woman would say “oh I am rocking my dirty hair.” Saying you are “rocking” an out-of-shape body is like that.
Also, it really isnt that hard for some guy that has never had the hormonal or physical disruption of CHILDBIRTH and PREGNANCY to flop around on the ground for 10 minutes a day doing push-ups and sit ups in an effort to maintain a “hot-bod.”
That is why A MILF IS HOT because she HAD A BABY and she somehow manages to defy nature and be sexy.
A lumpy dad isn’t hot. It just is. And it is sad to point it out.
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I need everyone to get on the same page with this ish.
It is so much easier to advocate for other people than ourselves.
When someone that wants what you have, starts to hate on you and try and take what is yours, it is really really hard to stand up to a bully. Bullies are scary and when they are related to you or your partner, bullies are fucking giants.
What we can do is try and stand tall and ***defend each other*** when we see someone else being bullied even in the slightest way. It is easier to defend each other than to try and fight for yourself.
And if more of us started to stand up to fuckers when they dared to make themselves heard, well I guess after a while they would get the hint. A long while, but anything good always takes a while to simmer down, now.
There is a whole crowd of people that shit on me in a language I cant even read lol fine by me. Urdu what you want; I’ll be over here at the cool table ☮️
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💦💦Shoot your loads PU-LEAAASE 💦💦 I’m a beggar & a screamer and one of these days I’ll meeet my match.
I want to sue this guy for making this song. I don’t even listen to country music and I used to work at 🍎 Applebee’s so the entire thing has re-traumatized me back 25 years.
They still have the bourbon street steak on the menu? Old men order that. We didn’t really get a whole lot of “daters” at Applebee’s; families and drunksmostly. A few drunkfamilies.
This guy thinks he made a cute song and all he really did was make the lives of tens of thousands of Applebee’s employees hate their lives even more than they ever thought possible.
Ok I gotta go listen to this song again.
🛑everything & help me find my bra! I’d wear it but then how can anyone see my tiny rock hard nipples teasing those cocks into a salute when I walk by and fake drop something so I can bend over and forget I don’t wear underwear at all?! 🦫
I was really struggling with the “butt” shots in the beginning and also the middle and tbh it wasn’t until last month that a professional photographer leaned over and whispered “this sucks dear, let me explain how to pose your ass.” I was like *gasp **how dare you be the only one nice enough to correct my mistakes!**
But 🤣🤣oh man look at what I’d been doing before. This guy really helped me out and it’s why I always listen to experts and when they try and tell us what to do.
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***Imma sheeple; I just make sure I’m following the smartest one in the herd 𝔹𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕒𝕒***
One thing I make sure and do is grab that screen shot of the profile page of the guys I can tell right away are gonna be great content.
*but AP how do you know?* I just have loser-dar set on high alert 🚨
The reason why you are gonna want to get that screen grab, is the bigger the twerp, yes better content, but they are also giant pussy ass bitches that are gonna wanna get that last insult in onna bitch and then *cock-block their damn selves. Then you can’t go back and scrub their page for hilarious information. So. ***always troll 😈 pages of suspected assholes FIRST and then proceed with the interaction***
There has never been a time where I got the screen grabs and then later was like “oh he turned out to be so charming. Boy did I misjudge that shitty book by the inside as well as the cover.” Nope. Never happened. Asshats show up on the scene in their asshats. They just see their mama’s baby in the mirror when they look so they can’t understand why we see what’s there🦨
This 22yr old moron is going to be perpetually annoying to all women for the entirety of his pathetic life.
1️⃣he thinks he can fuck
2️⃣he thinks he is clever
We don’t even need any more than that.
I rest my case 👩🏻⚖️
This is what I wake up to. It is a lot of messages and notifications.
I’m the sort of person that is easily overwhelmed in life. If I had to guess, I’d say I’m the sort of person that is so basic I’m like everyone else.
1️⃣ guys I will try and look at every message, but after a while I clear them and start over. Anyone that wants to talk to me needs to subscribe to my VIP OR send me a personal message. Everyone on my VIP gets talked to and answered and it’s just a matter of my VIP having more value in my life and being a smaller, more manageable world.
2️⃣no, I will not “vote for your ‘friends.’” I set aside a small portion of my day to go through and bang out some votes, but I’m not taking screen shots and I’m also not doing it for people that aren’t asking directly for THEMSELVES. Again, this is due to the number of messages and requests I know we are all getting. I put my foot down and refuse to vote for a friend. Put me in your “bitch” lists and stop asking.
3️⃣ guys, please get on the same page as everyone. This is a MARKETPLACE and not a meeet-n-greeeet. No one cares about your dicks or fetish or kinks UNLESS YOU PAY. It is not rude. It is not greedy. It is a store. No store wants you to roam the isles telling the manager about how much you like pasta. In fact that is a great way to get thrown out of a store. But guess what? If you show up every week and buy alllll the pasta in the store, all the sudden they gonna throw confetti at your feet the second you walk in. All the sudden guess who cares about hearing about your love of pasta? ***Get on the same page as everyone else in this sex store***
Some might call me the most interesting woman in my shower.
Or maybe….the sexy part is knowing it’s only me…all alone….making all of this up…just one big fantasy….for you, baby.
One great thing about learning new stuff is that all of it’s pretty much useful.
I love to know all the words I can ever hear or see so that I’m able to communicate my needs no matter where I am or who I’m talking to!!
*mas papas!* that means *hey I need more fries 🍟 over here!*
I bet there is a more formal way to yell for 🍟 fries help, but as long as your Underboob is on point, no one will mind if your Spanish is a little off.
These never get old. Except women are tired of this old ass bull shit from these baby-men that think they can pull the B card and go whine about their mistreatment ***LMAO***
I post this crap so other women can start to feel validation over their own mistreatment by these loser not-even-pay-pigs that try and flip their own bad behavior back on other people that don’t take crap.
None of us, man or woman is under any obligation to “be nice” to a thief, a liar or anyone else that is manipulating situations to go the way they want.
Backstory is that I’ve been putting up with this guy for weeks now and his latest boo fucking hoo I don’t have money but give me your pussy time anyways baby was the last straw.
Reality check is that it’s less than a Starbucks to subscribe to any VIP I’ve ever seen. You don’t need your mama’s hand to hold and a loan application to do it so these future faking bitches have got to be the stupidest group of males known to man and no he was never gonna subscribe; he can’t afford to get laid.
Like I said: Simple.
He doesn’t have five fucking American dollars what a joke. He also doesn’t have pussy. Hahahaha at least I’ve got one of those things 🤣🤣🤣
Sometimes I lull myself to sleep thinking of all the things I’ve tried and failed at. So many things I suck at. It’s amazing actually.
I give up **right away** unless it’s something I like like a hot guy and then the poor thing has to put up with me begging him to be in my harem hashtag @adoramelf dot come on in boys
