❌i think I hit his concha button. He’s like hey why concha show random who Evers your hoo-haw for free lady?! It’s $5 to go to my VIP @adoramelf smart guys figure out that free is usually something no one really wants anyways 🤣 You can get nothing for free or you can get the world from me for a few cents a day.
2021-09-22 14:57:44 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m getting so excited over all the contests I’ve won just by saying I’m the best of everything ever. Try it!! It’s free! It’s easy. Just forget the contest! There is no contest when you are the best! So say it! I win. Yup, you sure did!
2021-09-21 15:51:16 +0000 UTC View Post
At least whore’s WORK for what we get. Meanwhile most men steal what we are selling. Sex isn’t free ANYWHERE and if you giggle into your man-beard and scoff *I have a partner-lady I get it for free* check your fucking bank statements and tell me how much of those charges are going to your free sex doll, buddy. *SHE AINT FREE* The other stupid shit porn addicts love to chuckle over and think they are somehow genius level life-hackers is *porn is free on pornhub* no it is not free you dodo birds. My ex BFF husband Vince was a combat veteran and he had an old computer that was his *porn computer* do you know why? Anyone? NOTHING IN LIFE IS FREE! That’s why and Vince didn’t want to ruin his computer with the cookies 🍪 being sent to take over his life from the porn OOOOH FREE PUSSY sites. 💙hit the like button! That is the very least you can do if you look at us without a single fucking dollar thrown our way 💙💙 and still, it’s too much 💔 🗳vote for us when we ask! That is the next least thing you can if you look at us without a single fucking dollar thrown our way. 📌comment under our posts! This is what normal nice humans do on social media unless they are working for the FBI and the real FBI not you creepy female body inspectorates. 📕📙📒📗📘📓📚 B🍪🍪ₖₛ ₜₕ🦫🍪wₙ📚📓📘📗📒📙📕 In my real life, I am not just a MELF, I am a certified parenting coach. One thing I teach is that 1️⃣PUNISHMENTS do not work. ☑️But rewards are always fun 🤩 I am starting a secret reward program for my fans 🪵 You know the creators have these creepy lists that we put you all on, right? Yeah we are like santa only real. 🍄I know that some men do not have the extra money 💵 for the VIP subscription OR to purchase content OR to tip 🍄 But you can still make yourself a positive in my life and get on my “good” list. Ready? Set? go and don’t hit my concha button 🌹
2021-09-20 20:16:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Do we talk about the creeps and losers? YES ✅ Does it do any good? Nope ❌ Are we ever gonna stop talking about the losers? NEVER ✅ Guys, just imagine yourself walking into a 🎯 Target and yelling YOU ARENT GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY MONEY and try to make it out of there without the entire place cracking up into hysterical laughter at your dumbass. Yeah 🌀it’s the same thing gonna happen does happen at the pussy store.
2021-09-19 19:11:40 +0000 UTC View Post
Guys, how old were you when you found out women weren’t interested in paying for your dick pics, cum shots & wanking vids on OnlyFans?
2021-09-18 15:56:10 +0000 UTC View Post
There are parades for stuff no one even cares about and yet nothing for moms? Maybe that’s why we parade these pussies around all day long! Is that why, Karen?
2021-09-17 20:47:57 +0000 UTC View Post
1️⃣my friend thinks decent men don’t look at porn #adorable 2️⃣she asked $500 for a custom and her husband only gave her $150 #typical 3️⃣ooh hot cyclist at the park!! #mamalike
2021-09-17 18:46:59 +0000 UTC View Post
I hear a bit of confusion coming from some of the subscribers -not the fans, just the subscribers. Some of the guys on this platform seem to think we are all on a dating site 🤠None of the women think that 🤔 You know what I say? It doesn’t matter. Yeah. The rules are the same for dating and paying for sex. Neither one is free. You can’t take women out, date a woman, show a woman things or get to know her without spending your money. Women spend a lot of money on ourselves and it’s also more money to maintain our lifestyles. We have no need for a man that is going to take up our limited time and at the same time, not leave us better off that if we were ALONE. I did not decide the facts of life. I did not choose to be a woman. This is just life. There is no excuse if you are reading this, for you to be lonely. There are millions of women that will spend time with you IF YOU PAY just like any man anywhere that wants the company of a femalecompanion. The fact that you’d like to live in a 1950’s musical where true love is all the matters in life, is not something the women of onlyfans are concerned with. We sell our TIME to STRANGERS. Women you may date, sell their time just the same. I would never let a man take me out on a date if he didn’t have the money to take me somewhere I’d pay to take myself. It’s just as crazy to think that some men seem to feel that beautiful, charming, sexy women should therefore make themselves free and available to them here! No. Everything a man wants is within his reach in modern times. Too bad if he wants things and feels entitled to have them without paying. That’s not how life works. If you are lonely and broke, then don’t tortureyourself by hanging out in a place you can’t afford to be in. If you are lonely and not broke? Then that’s your choice. Trust me, you can find some women to hang out with, you just don’t want to make it worth her while 💋
2021-09-16 17:42:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Be smarter than the scammers and grifters in life. The internet is their window into your wallet. There is no such thing as a sugar daddy. Do not pay anyone for mentoring/coaching on how to land yourself a unicorn 🦄 person. There sure the FUCK is no such thing as a sugar momma. I’ve had scammers try and tell me they were “looking for an honest baby to spoil” and assure me they were gonna pay me $4000 US dollars A WEEK just to be honest. Folks, that is $120,000 a year. No one with millions of extra dollars decides to walk up to an internet strange person and give them money for nothing. Just stop hoping, praying and wishing. No one with millions of extra dollars decides to find a strange hoooker online and give them money for sex. There are actual legal websites for that. With gorgeous women hotter than on onlyfans that are for sale for around $600/hour US dollars. Anyone with half a brain that allows them to manage millions of dollars to the point they have extra, is gonna go there. Just be smart; stay safe. No one is watching 💋
2021-09-15 14:25:58 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/192811952/onlyfanrenee95 🌹Guys I’m so feeling this ish Rh 🌹 I just met this lady today after my son daddy drove his tractor 🚜💨 through her yard and you know how kids are. Well me and her got to talking and our lives have taken very similar paths that both ended up making the right turn at the intersection of DV Avenue and the OF Expressway. I love it here. I like the people, I like the contests, I like the posts, I like the photos, I like the scamming, I like (anyone notice something I’m not liking?) the live streams; this has been a haven for me!! I wish I made even ok money, but to me money hasn’t ever been a driving force in my life and yes that’s totally giving away my white privileged upbringing, but it’s also evident by the fact I never choose cut throat careers. I’m feeling very grateful for you all today and this tech-shitty platform that brought us all together.
2021-09-14 21:41:05 +0000 UTC View Post
If we don’t know you, I can assure with one hundred percent certainty that we do not care about, nor have any desire to see your dicks. ONE HUNDRED 💯 PERCENT I KNOW NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID PENIS. Not 99.9 like a god dammed condom ONE HUNDRED PERCENT of WOMEN WITH PAGES ON SOCIAL MEDIA DO NOT WANT YOUR DICK PICS. This is how real life works, guys. Pay attention this will crush you. We lie. Yes, we fucking lie and we ONLY do that, when you pay us or we like you or we want something. Get it? All of us girls have been squirted in the face by a dick by the time we were old enough to BABYSIT. We laughed at our first cock before you even knew what a pussy was. Oh it’s a big dick? Who cares! Oh it’s a hard cock? So what! Oh but this penis is a dick! Not interested! You know those paper placemats they hand out with cheap crayons at chain restaurants? THOSE ARE LIKE YOUR DICKS: they are all the same and no one cares. Women realize that men seem to think a sleepy penis poking out of your swim trunks is somehow relatable sexy-wise to the female under boob or a booty peek IT IS NOT IT IS NOT IT IS NOT!!! It’s just your dumb dick that would get you arrested if you showed it to achild, a cop or a grandmother SO DONT SHOW IT TO Onlyfans STRANGERS and until you PAY SEX WORKERS YOU ARE A STRANGER.
2021-09-14 20:56:19 +0000 UTC View Post
Creator says: LOVE DOING CUSTOMS* Subscriber asks: DO YOU DO CUSTOMS** *Customs: Something from me that I’m already doing, but it’s only for you and is not going to be used, shown or sold to everyone else on onlyfans **Customs: Something full of debauchery and general *that’s uncommon* to the point no one else will do it, but you will and for not anything close to being monetarily worth the time spent. Examples Creator says to another creator: “I have never had a request for a custom* that didn’t either involve ass play or lead to a request for anal action.” Subscriber asks the hundredth creator: “Do you do customs**?” I hold no ill will towards these guys that ho hop from one ho to the next, looking to fulfill their hopes and dreams. But the reason most of us don’t do “customs” is that we think they are customs* and they think they are customs** so no one can agree here. Good rule of thumb, if you have to ask, it’s most likely crossing a boundary. I had a guy on Instagram BEGGING me to make a video where I played in my butthole with a Q-TIP. Go ahead, go and google “Adorabella Perfecta” and you can go right to my Instagram. It’s super cute; it’s not sexual. Just 🙅♀️ My point being, that sweet little lady on Instagram probably isn’t your best hope for some q-tip kinking and also sir, on the box it says not to use in our holes! We all do, but let’s be crazy-town and stick q-tips in our ears where they don’t belong. Attention: Onlyfans is NOT sexy Facebook-Instagram-Tinder. Do you get that? It’s sexy Facebook-Instagram-YouTube!! But just like how back in the 80’s, cable TV didnt have commercials THIS PLATFORM IS ALSO CORPORATE AD-FREE and just like any business that won’t pay their employees a living wage, onlyfans corporate makes the customers **fans** pay their workers **creators** by the gratuity **tip** method. We all get that TINDER is the 🥩 meat-up app? We all understand that this is not tinder? Also Facebook and Instagram are not tinders? Guys go to tinder and Ashley Madison for yourhook-ups. You know what else isn’t tinder? Restaurants and bartenders and strip clubs and hospitals. Just because a women is inside, does not mean it’s a lady store. If we want you, you’ve built it and we will come. We got it. We see all of you except the nice quiet ones in the back. This. Is. OnlyFans. None of us ladies want to meat any of you -except the real prostitutionwomen and they very clearly state it “I am a real whore please schedule me.” (I have seen that and I have the links).
2021-09-13 21:13:16 +0000 UTC View Post
🗣call out post Just read the last thing this guy said to me before I blocked him without answering him back. This is an example of “future faking” and it’s known in the world of domestic violence and narcissistic abuse circles. It’s a liar. This guy is so full of shit I’m not even going to use a funny metaphor. Creators: People that have money will pay. People who don’t have money will lie and say they don’t WANT to pay, not that their broke ass CAN’T. People that will pay will pay right away. Assholes like to future fake everyone around them. He is never going to pay for 6 months subscription and I don’t ever want to deal with his butt ever again anyways. Just cut these twerps off right away. No second thoughts. Subscribers: Pay for what you consume. Lots of fans do not pay and actually they only THINK they don’t pay. Everyone pays, even if it’s with your time. Stealing sex is called rayp when it happens in person so don’t do it here hiding behind a computer screen. And yes, we send your @ around when one of you does this or acts wrong. Some of you are blocked before you even try to sub to us. Be better than those guys.
2021-09-12 19:16:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok Slutonomics Theory class in sesh 🦫 Take out your dicks, class and please follow my actual good friend @luxbellamy me and her started out in a whirlwind G on G love affair, but then our kid Daddy wouldn’t stop driving his fucking tractor 🚜 around trying to impress everyone and so like most parents, me and Lux settled into a calmer life of jerking off our online harems. Fucking Daddy *he’s taken ladies so break up the orderly queue* Now that your dicks are in hand, let’s get back to class. Today we will be covering bodies with jizz and also *economies of scale* it’s so interesting and also a bit FUCKING DUH of course there is a way to understand everything in life that’s not how yer uncle Jim-Bob “feels” or “knows.” On Onlyfans every Ho has the same number of hours in a day. Let’s pick 10 hours. Each fan will also take up a certain number of hours every day. Let’s pick 1 hour. *STAY WITH ME, REAL LIFE IS WAY HARDER THAN THIS* the formula for the ho to fan time ratio is then f(10-H)= h if we then use one fan, and one creator spending 2 hours together then the little h *leftover time* will eventually get closer and closer to ZERO. 10-1 = 9 10-2 = 8 10-3 = 7 10-4 = 6 10-5 = 5……. 10-8 = 2 10-9 = 1 10-100 = ? OMG WHAT NOW? The creator went from having an hour a day to spend with her 10 subscribers to having only a few minutes a day with 100 subscribers? But the creator won’t divide their time up equally, they will have to choose and so we can use Slutomnics to illustrate how when the number of subscribers GOES UP, there is an *inverse* relationship with the time that creator has to spend with each subscriber. As a subscriber, if you want to see holes being filled and a new one every day then bang away at every promo and pick a hole every hour. But, if you want that human connection; that digital relationship, then choose the *freshman* creators; the people with 1K < subs (less than one thousand). Those creators will not even be more willing to spend time with you, they will BE ABLE to spend more time with you, while the *senior* class creators have the luxury of demanding JUST THE TIP when they chose who to reward with their Time MINUS 100K Subscribers. class dismissed 💋
2021-09-11 16:52:35 +0000 UTC View Post
The contests and the voting are 75% out of control rn 🤣 First of all, these aren’t real. They should be driving traffic in a fun way to your page. Buying a promo to win a fake contest defs takes the fun out of it and if you AREN’T letting your competitors KNOW that’s how you intend to win so that they can decide to either do the same thing or just hand you the fake-win: YOU ARE A DIRTY FUCKING CHEATER 🦫 *yeah I said it* 🎃👈🏻👅*eat up, babe* Buying votes 🗳 WITHOUT telling the other person “oh it’s ON imma get *Hard Banging Biches* and *Ultra Mega Toto Promos* to send out *mass Dms* to all 5 million of their subscribers rn!” IS A 🦆 MIVE and it also F⃞ o⃞ r⃞ c⃞ e⃞ s⃞ the rest of us to continue being spammed up the ass and wasting our valuable time voting for something that is *rigged.* Man you’d think people selling pussy and dick would have better common sense!! I vote for 🎀 𝒜𝓃𝓎🌺𝓃𝑒 🎀 and 💥👣 乇𝓿є尺ㄚ𝓸𝓝є 💢👮that asks me, the second I see it, but when I see 3 mass Dms in a row for one person, I always 🗳 𝕍𝕠𝕥𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕠𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕣 𝕡𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕠𝕟 🗳 and I let them know why. Yes, it’s true: you won’t ever get ahead in life without lying cheating and stealing. But IDGAF; I’m fine being last and having nothing. I’ll starve to death on 🎀 𝐼𝓃𝓉𝑒𝑔𝓇𝒾𝓉𝓎 🎀 with the other people that have also finished last, but with the respect of their peers and 🐣【Ｃｈｉｌｄ】🧃warming my 🌈 ᔕOᑌᒪ🔥
2021-09-11 01:35:28 +0000 UTC View Post
🧶check out this new MELF🦫 I just found! If you like getting hard 🕺🏻then she likes being the reason 🌹 😈be smart and spend $5 the way you should 🐶 🎬💦🎬💦🎬💦🎬💦🎬💦🎬💦🎬💦🎬 She just dropped a new video today 🚬🚬🚬 https://onlyfans.com/adoramelf
2021-09-10 19:58:07 +0000 UTC View Post
🤩 wow babes, just wow. 🎉 First off anyone that purchases content from this *FREE page is eligible for a Free Month Pass to @adoramelf VIP💥 I will get the alert that you’ve made the purchase and before you know it, your FREE TRIAL LINK to *Adorabella Perfecta* will be in your DM 🍀 👾 next, this “Purple Pussy I’d Eat Her” photo set will not be posted anywhere for casual viewing pleasure 👿 That means, either buy it now, or my Re-Billers can check their DM’s for it. I reserve the extreme close ups of my parts for exclusive audiences ONLY. I am old and my pussy is cherished by me; I’m not going to paste her up on a wall like she’s an IKEA poster there to look at while you wait in line. 😈ponder her 🙄revel in her tiny greatness⭐️make her happy🪵and if you lick what you see LOL 😂 if you💜 like what you see, then by all means necessary HAVE A LICK 👅
2021-09-10 16:18:31 +0000 UTC View Post
There seemed to be some confusion as to what the fuck this contest is. It all started when I noticed some of the dick pics the creators post …..well let’s just say they maybe were struggling to find more creative backdrops for their dick pics and the results Adorabella found HILARIOUS. But don’t leave the female creators out!! Some of them were posting also hilarious dick picks with their dildos 🤣🤣 just downright fucking funny. So “places dicks don’t belong” the contest was born. I have two entires already and they had me laughing so hard. Then about 800 people too scared 😱 to even try. If anyone wants to enter and you need help with ideas….my mind is full of dick. Let me help you help me.
2021-09-09 17:34:01 +0000 UTC View Post
People have used “reversed charged-girl” for this extremely popular online sex position that was originally named “the Free Pussy Bandit” or “Dinero el Gone yo Para La Concha” as it’s been known south of the American Border. It’s where you digital fuck a guy for a fee and then he reverses the charges so his wife won’t find out and he takes the pussy for a free ride only one person enjoyed. * *model shown having sex in this position in the onlyfans offices* * https://onlyfans.com/adoramelf
2021-09-09 17:31:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Another day; another idiot. It’s supposed to be “another day; another dollar.” First clue he was a moron was his “english?” Idk I’m from Oakland so I speak ghetto, but most people are “smart” enough to slip into local dialects when with locals and when they text, they use …..words. Nope too much for him. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 He demanded I fill his needs. *fucking narcissist* He degraded me and called me a slut. *fucking abuser* He got cock blocked. *fucking loser*
2021-09-08 17:20:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Did I spend 2 hours making this one day? ✅ damn right! Is it art? ✅ it’s emoji art DUH 🙄 Is it worthless? ✅ check the tips, haters Does it scare people? ✅ I hope so What’s….it…called? ❇️ “doctor, what’s wrong with me?” Oh so you have help?✅ 2 friends helped me but tbh it’s easy to make and you don’t need help making your own. ❓🏧🦫
2021-09-08 15:32:40 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://youtu.be/YNzuzXDG-Z4 People, subscribers and creators and fans of us all 🗣 The internet is full of scammers. It’s just an fancy way to steal from other people. Selling something worthless or taking money outright. All of us on OnlyFans are very vulnerable. We are all trying to get our BASIC NEEDS met and when that is the foundation of our intentions, there is an added layer of desperation added into the mix. subscribers: The prices for services should fall within a normal range. There is no golden pussy or dick out there. Pay for the time you use and buy what you can afford. Leaving comments and likes are appreciated more than you realize. creators: I’ve said this before THERE ARE NO SECRETS and there isn’t a huge bag of money 💰 for doing nothing or close to it. You have to work here just like anywhere. Everyone is working if they are successful here. There are no short cuts and it’s not ever going to be a college major so you don’t need a Ho-mentor 🤣 Show your pussy/show your dick/fuck stuff. There ya go: FREE COACHING.
2021-09-07 17:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
No he couldn’t figure out where his dick was if it came with GPS. Yes he swore at me. Yes I blocked him. This is why I say to identify yourself in some manner. The “greys” are abusive little pricks that sit alone in the dark not wondering why they are all alone, but also not caring. Please, give yourself a name and some sort of graphic in the thumbnail. Anything to let us know that you value yourself enough to make the effort and so you might also find worth in other people. Even on mainstream platforms, the “eggs” and other people that don’t use profile pics are ALWAYS the mean, creepy trolls. There must be some sort of psychological answer to why that is so, but that’s not my lane and I’m out ☮️
2021-09-07 16:19:34 +0000 UTC View Post
