

So many hearts to break and I swear I will get to them all 💋
2021-09-05 17:59:49 +0000 UTC View PostIf you have style you’ve got class and you can show it all to the world here!
2021-09-04 23:21:37 +0000 UTC View PostI’d love to hear that Frontline guy narrate a two part series on cats 🐱 and 🍆 eggplants. 🙇🏽♂️I wonder what they’d call it?
2021-09-04 17:29:06 +0000 UTC View Post@adoramelf is my VIP 💋 Be smart with your money Come today 💦 You deserve it, every day 🦫
2021-09-03 18:02:32 +0000 UTC View PostEver get that “tipped messages go to the top?” The most recent messages also are at the top. This is why the spammers are hitting that send to the world button every 5 seconds. Yes it’s totally annoying but they don’t care anymore than the pennysaver cares if you keep getting their worthless paper Groupon in your mail every fucking day. These people are sex desperados and harassing people with pussy-dick junk mail must be working for them? What it does for me is ensure I never even see half my messages that I’m getting on this *FREE page. It would be impossible to scroll down because this platform isn’t known for its speedy delivery of anything 🤣 My VIP is my safe haven. I don’t even allow any creators on there so it’s just us, baby. I see and respond to all of your messages -AP 💋 @adoramelf
2021-09-03 16:52:08 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/adoramelf Check out my friend’s VIP Voted 🗳 Best VIP MELF 🌈💥🌹 Cited multiple times for indecent exposure Needs dick so bad you can pay her for it! ONLY $5 for the first month No PPV SEXTING INCLUDED 💋cum try🚜💨 2000+photos posted
2021-09-02 22:16:58 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/160498421/reggaecowboy Slutonomic Theory agrees with this position.
2021-09-02 20:54:49 +0000 UTC View PostSome people need a lot of help cumming up in this life. It’s pathetic & pathological at the same time and must be great to live in the bliss of the sub-par while the rest of us are constantly paying the price. “Go make your bed. Can you do that for me?” OH YES RIGHT AWAY AP he said and then this was what I got back. On the left. Meanwhile mine looks like it came straight out of the catalogue I got the photo from. These fucking little worms. I swear. Please help him. Let him know he isn’t worthy of me. I’m trying my best and it’s a helpless situation here.
2021-09-02 18:45:36 +0000 UTC View PostIs it glamorous? Oh yes ✅ Is the commute fast? Fo sho ✅ Is it easy? I guess ✅ Is it MLM ho-ing? Totally ✅ Can anyone do it? They are ✅ Wow. Yes ✅
2021-09-01 16:28:35 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone has seen the Reddit and Facebook and other pages that are dedicated to “snakes in hats,” right? Cause it’s so frickin’ cute 🥰 A lot people aren’t surprised at all to know that I’m not only a fan ima creator ….wait hold on. I mean, I’m super sexy and so obviously I love crochet 🧶 Segue…..does your cock get cold in the winter? *yes AP OF COURSE* Then you need a hand-jobbed, personal parts protector! Listen to what these satisfied made up customers would say: 🔽🔽🔽 “My penis is pretty like it’s never felt before!” “People used to hate my dick pics, but now I can show off the little guy and it’s smiles from everyone!” “Thanks AP, I got the wrong size delivered but I told my wife ‘wow he must have grown’ and it saved our marriage.” Those 3 fake men can’t keep an entire female owned penile protection company afloat all alone. *AP just shut up and let us all order our cock hats from you* Really guys? *no* I can’t wait for the contests to start once your dicks are decorated and protected!
2021-09-01 15:32:39 +0000 UTC View PostNope, nothing to see here, just me ordering a scotch neat.
2021-08-31 23:03:06 +0000 UTC View PostPlease look into your souls and have the insight to see if you are “competitive” or “problematically aggressive” in the things you attempt in life. ILL DO ANYTHING TO WIN 🏆 may send a motivational message to your brain that instills a level of determination, but it must be contained in a way that has a positive outcome FOR EVERYONE and not just selfish little you. When our actions spill out in a negative way for the people around us, that is what takes all behavior into the “problematic” zone, which the rest of us prefer to be kept OUT OF BOUNDS. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩a huge red flag that dresses up in the Saran Wrap around skirt of success is someone that is a SORE LOSER 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 People who can’t stand to lose are covertly displaying their narcissistic side. Narcissists are very dangerous at game playing. But knowing that is only important because narcissistic people in general are very dangerous. Identifying them is more than half of the battle and when you do, the best thing you can do to protect yourself is to STAY AWAY. A narcissist will take everyone and everything in sight for themselves. They will stop at nothing and they will launch personal attacks the second they are called out for anything even as slight as cheating in a contest on OnlyFans 🤣🤣 These people are the ultimate losers in life and to cover that up they make sure they “win” at everything else. 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
2021-08-31 21:11:38 +0000 UTC View PostUC Berkeley wants me. Am I surprised? No, not at all. I can lecture all day on Slutonomic Theory.
2021-08-30 19:20:28 +0000 UTC View Post🖤Virgin Video Post 💟 never before seen footage of Adorabella Perfecta. 🎞sexy little office ooh you surprised me strip tease 😈 I’m wearing my actual office job suit. *Gosh I can’t see why so many men are always stopping by my work station!* But then…..it gets…..hot. You know how when you are all alone…..in your office…..🚧 🚨I’m the perfect tease; can you handle me?
2021-08-29 21:55:16 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/183756703/sweet_on_you
2021-08-29 20:44:08 +0000 UTC View PostTrick question. We all know what’s up ⬆️ 💋
2021-08-29 18:57:48 +0000 UTC View PostOh boy oh boy, 2 times in one week!! These self-servers land on our pages and think “imma be real smart and parasite offa bitch 😍😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰” No. Not on me. Pay for a fucking promo and then enjoy all the free subs not paying you to show you their cocks!! That is how you get them. You pay someone to advertise you. You don’t grab a can of spray paint and tag up the walls of everyone you walk by. Have some fucking dignity or else stop wondering why people don’t treat you with respect ✊
2021-08-29 17:22:46 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone that isn’t gargling their own squirt can just go to fansly right fucking now. Like how is this even possible? Maybe I am squirting incorrectly, but its more of a slip-n-slide with a lawn sprinkler on sort of situation and not a yard hose rinsing the soap off a car in the driveway type of water event. I can not in any way manage to collect even a shot of “squirt.” That stuff is splash splashing into my eyes and yeah a drop or two may land in my mouth, but its more of a fine mist glossing the body and hands of the person “getting” the squirt to happen.
2021-08-28 20:53:41 +0000 UTC View PostOnlyBans word of the day: Torchure 🍤 your shrimp dick is worse than Torchure 😷 the pandemic has been Torchure for my park flirting 📊 spreadsheets = Torchure 🧸other people’s screaming bears are total Torchure for me 📬 I’d rather be Torchured than see one more ho-bot spam 💕Me: The things I’d do to Ryan Gosling if I could only hippnotise him long enough to kiddnapp him *no bloood/peeee/poooo* THAT BOY WOULD BE IN emotional blacmail HEAVEN. 🔫The Gos: TORCHURE
2021-08-28 16:08:46 +0000 UTC View PostThis is an example of what females call “the whisper network.” The whisper network is simply how women use word-of-mouth to protect ourselves from creeps. Women have been doing this since the dawn of time so imagine the boost that email, texting and social media platforms have given us. The #metoo movement took less than an hour. Because we have been #metooing our entire lives. Now we can reach thousands of other women we didn’t even KNOW and warn them about the problematic behavior before it even hits that woman’s town. The “greys” are creepy so if you are a “grey” and not creepy then make a change sir. A color, a seashell, anything except “I’m an anonymous lurker.”
2021-08-27 19:25:55 +0000 UTC View PostIf you aren’t where you’d expect yourself to be right now, then take a look behind you. Now step to the side and let those fuckers pass you. They were dragging you down if they aren’t lifting you up. Feel that? It’s the dead weight of your fake friends and the family that’s always held you in secret contempt. Each and every one of us is fully capable of reaching our full potential ON OUR OWN and even higher with the right opportunities and support. When we struggle, it is an illusion that we are alone. The dead weight is the struggle, even if we can’t see it. Other people can see it and the opportunity for the scammers and grifters appears in the form of a vulnerable individual. People who promise to “help” by “coaching” you in this game they call life. Well it’s not a game full of secret plays that certain better people have access to. Trust me, when I promise you that you don’t need to PAY for “coaching” to navigate a social media platform 🤣 If people don’t PAY to be educated then they don’t belong GETTING PAID to fake train someone else. Trust me again, when I promise you that there is nothing you can’t simply ask another person about FOR FREE, regarding online platforms. Just ask and you shall receive dick pics. Wut? This is Onlyfans, baby 💋
2021-08-27 18:35:00 +0000 UTC View PostMmmm another sex dream 😴 meetme on my VIP to hear all about it. The first month is alway $5 and if you can part with that then you also can’t part me -AP 💋
2021-08-27 17:24:42 +0000 UTC View PostOnlyScams 🎭 drama 😭 If you know this “lady” then you know what is going down rn. If you don’t know then it doesn’t matter. I pulled this from her Twitter 🤣🤣🤣 she hates liars and being let down by people *record scratches BECAUSE THATS HER GIG 😰 *side note* *if you are gonna scam people out of THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS then use another pic than the same one you use to sell houses in your real life and maybe DO NOT use your real name in your Snapchat that you sell with your scam package* *second side note* *when you get caught doing wrong, man up and fucking admit it. Guilty people dig the holes deeper when they hide or accuse their accusers of “abusing” them with “false accusations.” We know you did it. Everyone is and has been talking. FOR MONTHS. Imagine stealing from sex workers. The only lower is stealing from kids or the disabled. It’s just smh 🤦🏻♀️ ugh yucky. Well it’s over now, you did it so just learn from it and don’t insult your victims with the denials.
2021-08-27 00:49:57 +0000 UTC View PostHas anyone seen my son? I feel like yelling and he may be off on a “date.” Lmk 🤠⬅️He looks like this
2021-08-26 21:15:01 +0000 UTC View PostHo-bot alert 🚨 I got these mass messages at the exact same time from two “different” um “creators.” Exact same text including the same emojis and typos. I took a look at their pages and both the same bull shit posts. 🚩🚩🚩🚩guys, subscribers, be smart about the porn you consume. Does it turn you on to be paying Sergei in Kiev to have a nice chat with him while he watches the latest Magnum P.I. and jerks you off? Cause these two “ladies” have over 12 THOUSAND subscribers 🤣🤣 and that’s exactly what is going down. It’s a Dude behind those accounts 🤣🤣 🚩🚩🚩🚩creators be smart about the people you promo with. Why pay your money to a bunch of sex trafficking wanna be pimps? No one is even looking at either one of these pages. In the end, it’s a total waste except to the guy pocketing the money on the other end.
2021-08-26 19:21:08 +0000 UTC View Post