Eat me, Seymour💋
Eat me, Seymour💋
2021-07-23 18:24:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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This life gets a lot easier when we take even a tiny slice o..
This life gets a lot easier when we take even a tiny slice of our time out to lend a helping hand. I am here for anyone that needs a boost up in the “like” department so hit me and let’s get started on a FAIR and EVEN trade. I’m down to give you a hundred but please don’t insult me by giving me 10 back💋
2021-07-22 23:08:46 +0000 UTC View PostIf you ever think to yourself “man I need to get a life!” J..
If you ever think to yourself “man I need to get a life!” Just think of me and how I was sitting on a bench today making a list of all the guys I wanna fuck💋 I’m 45. I still melt and slip right off my chair even thinking of hot sex I’m not even having with SO MANY people. I’ve got a fuckit list instead of a bucket list.
2021-07-22 20:27:17 +0000 UTC View PostHey guys! Mama here with a lecture for you. Hot chicks are ..
Hey guys! Mama here with a lecture for you. Hot chicks are not here sitting around being paid by someone else so that they can chat with you. That is a great fantasy life you may cling to, but that is not real life. Either make money and get yourself a real life hot chick to have reading your messages or PAY a real fantasy hot chick for less of her time. This is a job for us 🤦🏻♀️ Just like when you go to A BAR and the hot bartender doesn’t just glare at you and slop a beer and shot down your lap. She smiles and she flirts AND YOU PAY HER. THIS IS THE EXACT SAME SHIT. If you want to feel like people are so cool they interact just for zero reason 🤣 then join a club!! Any guy that thinks they are “too good” to “pay” to talk to a woman? I guarantee you that you are the OPPOSITE of being too good to pay. I have have had CEO’s of multi-million dollar companies PAY to talk to me and if that guy can drop $400 to talk to a fully clothed woman then you who can’t let $5 out of your wallet for a dripping pussy, SURE the heck are not “too good” for ANYTHING 💋 The truth is, that you aren’t “good enough” to know the value of things when they are right in front of you and so you want things for free that other people know cost money. Like cars and diamonds and precious metals; sex costs money. If you want it for free, then stay out of sex shops. It is as simple as that💋
2021-07-22 19:30:31 +0000 UTC View PostLong ass article I found on the BBC concerning the dangers o..
Long ass article I found on the BBC concerning the dangers of this platform for creators 💋
2021-07-21 21:06:04 +0000 UTC View PostHave problems managing money? Loose your wallet or cards of..
Have problems managing money? Loose your wallet or cards often? Then have I got great news for your ass. I’m so good with your money. I will always know not only what to do with it, but also I’ll never loose track of where it all is💋
2021-07-21 16:44:35 +0000 UTC View PostI’m finding it extremely difficult to be heard in this life...
I’m finding it extremely difficult to be heard in this life. What part of the non-written screen play I told Hannah about featured book-cookie or facial abuse? What I want is middle eastern gang “marriage” as they call it over there. Good grief a girl tries to make a sexy social commentary and can’t be validated. Just wow 💋
2021-07-21 01:22:12 +0000 UTC View PostWatch out; active shooter on the loose *pew pew 🍒💦🪣
Watch out; active shooter on the loose *pew pew 🍒💦🪣
2021-07-20 22:11:09 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/172313842/lovely_lunamay Any kitty-Kats..
https://onlyfans.com/172313842/lovely_lunamay Any kitty-Kats put there wanna join mine in this FREE contest? It’s my first one and so I’m going for the gold *meow
2021-07-20 21:44:46 +0000 UTC View PostGotta love a guy that insists he is not on Instagram to look..
Gotta love a guy that insists he is not on Instagram to look at the pictures; he is there for the articles, everyone.
2021-07-20 01:41:30 +0000 UTC View PostPlush hot dog props to all the guys that support women💋 A li..
Plush hot dog props to all the guys that support women💋 A limp boiled hot dog right to the face of the guys that whine and cry they have been abused by a woman that finally got tired of their sub-par cock skills, their non-existent oral pleasure abilities and their overall crap attitudes. I’d like us all to take the time to contemplate the dildo. Ah yes, a man in a box. I’ve seen that vagina big-gulp thing you guys have been fucking in front of the TV, but it ain’t a real pussy. Meanwhile the dildo isn’t just “not a real dick” it’s better than any real dick 🤣🤣🤣 The fact that women even bother with real dicks should cause the brains attached to them to bow the body down and offer praise and thanks to any vagina that grants entry. We don’t need you; we don’t need your dicks; and we for sure don’t need you mouthing off to us, beating us, or sending us to j a i l when we try to leave. Be grateful to the vaginas that are still left in rotation after a lifetime of sexual harassment and assaults by “not me.” It’s never any of these guys and yet it’s happening to all of the women. If it’s “not you,” then get off your ass and find out who it “is” and take care of them. That’s how to get the respect of women 💋 The abuser guys are out there TAKING the sex of women that should be available to give it to the “nice” guys. Don’t complain about the scarcity of pussy around you if you are simply looking the other way while the aggressive guys take it all for themselves and ruin it for the next guy. Slutonomic Lesson of the day: Pussy Scarcity. The world is full of limited resources. If you have less, then someone else has taken your share 💋
2021-07-18 23:05:56 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone be aware of what looks like a resurfacing of the in..
Everyone be aware of what looks like a resurfacing of the infamous “cum bandit.” Not to be confused with your general type CUM SLUT; a “cum bandit” will be identifiable by the collection bucket 🪣 as well as the insistence that you not “spill a drop.” 💦 A cum bandit may say they want it dripping dropping off their eyelashes all the way downtown, but it’s a ruse. So far, many sightings across multiple platforms and not one verified complaint. 🥷
2021-07-18 00:33:20 +0000 UTC View Post
https://onlyfans.com/167335013/curvaceous_barbie I saw this ..
https://onlyfans.com/167335013/curvaceous_barbie I saw this lady in my inbox and to be brutally honest I went and grabbed my Oxford and smashed the V section until i came all over the definition of VIXEN. GUISE, it’s a bitch 🦊 fox, otherwise known as a vixen. I’m not sure why she uses the 🦕hanging loose 🤙🏽 When if I was her I’d be like VIXENN 🦊👯♀️🤙🏽 She does have twins that are quite on the loose, but one man’s 🦊is the next lady’s🦕 Overall, what we have here is a case of extreme narcissism combined with a lack of understanding of how platforms are very different. Onlyfans is like an online sexual marketplace, you know, LIKE A STORE?!! Just like you wouldn’t EXPECT to be yelled at for getting the junk mail advertising OH ANYTHING EVER and you NOT BUYING, we must also have the brainpower to accept when a customer is either window shopping in the red light district or having a look on their OWN WAY TO WORK, ya fucking Dino bite 🙈😱👯♀️🦿🏃♀️ Do not fuck with the goddess, she was one of the first people I met here and sweet as hell and hotter than…heaven will be the second she’s there 🤣 *wow creepy joke, bitch* I don’t slut shame or body shame, but man sometimes mama really has to be held back….let me fucking tell you 💋 Ok, have a foxy day, bitches 🦊🦕😱🏋🏼♀️💦💦
2021-07-16 13:17:28 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s like the TLC song “I ain’t to proud to not-beg” said it..
It’s like the TLC song “I ain’t to proud to not-beg” said it best. I met my 2nd, 4th and current boyfriends all in a restaurant I was WORKING in. I can’t even tell you how many times some loser left his phone number on the table along with THE COINS HE LEFT AS MY TIP 🤣🤣🤣 fucking jokers that were serious 🧐 then the smart guys made it rain 💵on mama and mama made them rain even harder later💦 This is how tipping “works.” Tipping goes both ways. *gasp are you SURE, Adorabella? Yes I am fucking sure. Just because I am ASSuming that you will be paying me for my time, does not mean YOU OWN IT. Let’s Bob Jones this shit and I’ll paint my babies a lil dick pic to make things easier. You cum into my shop and eat your little hearts out before BEFORE I ask for payment including the tip. You can decide not to tip and then the next time I DECIDE NOT TO SERVE YOU, YA FUCKING c u next nevermind “HAVE A NICE DAY, SIR” is what I’ll say as you walk out of my sight. Then I turn to my ho-workers and I’m like THAT TURD STIFFED ME!! Now everyone knows you get hard over stealing TIME from hardworking people. Word gets around fast and pretty soon when you go into our place why it’s the weirdest thing ever! Your table is by the bathrooms and no one checks up on you and where Tf are your drinks?! Aww, see how things go both ways? You get what you pay for and the people that tip get the stuff other people think they are paying for. There isn’t a restaurant on the face of the earth where the staff runs around yelling WHERES MY TIP I LOVE TIPPERS I WORK SO HARD TIP ME TIP ME TIP ME because that would be INSANELY ANNOYING not to mention CHEAP AND TACKY AF 🤣🤣 Please, be too proud to beg. Please, tip service providers 💋 The best ones won’t mention when you stiff us, we just won’t be there next time, to open your stiffies in our DM’s; and that’s how it goes both ways.
2021-07-15 23:18:57 +0000 UTC View PostI missed this among the 279 very important DM’s I have all t..
I missed this among the 279 very important DM’s I have all trying to cram into my pussy at the same time, but it’s so good. Watch the progression of this guy as he begs for money by stating the obvious HE LIVES FOR FREE MONEY 🤦🏻♀️ And then it dawns on him he needs to remove all his sex tapes and get himself over to porn hub and sit the fuck down and watch 💋
2021-07-15 19:50:25 +0000 UTC View PostBilly what the fuck is this shit?! I swear how many times ha..
Billy what the fuck is this shit?! I swear how many times have I told you *rice can not sit in the sink* I swear to fucking god there better not be dirty socks laying in the hallway on top of this mess in the sink! -basically all wives Oh billy I’m so wet and hot from the dishes can you give me a hand job while I suck your huge cock? -no wife ever Next time on “say yes to distress” we watch two happy people head down the isle towards their date with misery #weddingseason 💋
2021-07-14 20:08:06 +0000 UTC View PostI miss the old days when a ho had personality 💋
I miss the old days when a ho had personality 💋
2021-07-14 19:53:42 +0000 UTC View Post
https://youtu.be/o0MjKgb1Lp4 I’ve heard there is another ver..
https://youtu.be/o0MjKgb1Lp4 I’ve heard there is another version of this video on pornhub. If you are into that sort of thing…..💋
2021-07-13 20:23:44 +0000 UTC View PostMmmm spam, the Hawaiian treat you don’t want to meat Ladies..
Mmmm spam, the Hawaiian treat you don’t want to meat Ladies y’all coochie begging is getting MUTED which means that NO ONE SEES YOU 😶🌫️ Y’all ghosting your damn selves 🤣🤣🤣
2021-07-13 09:09:59 +0000 UTC View PostThe internet has the answers for all of life’s greatest jois..
The internet has the answers for all of life’s greatest jois 💋
2021-07-12 19:36:00 +0000 UTC View PostImma true Gym Rat; just scurrying through the back hallways,..
Imma true Gym Rat; just scurrying through the back hallways, dragging a giant slice of 🍕 pizza. I love the gym! The one I go to is located inside the local Jewish Community Center and you can be anyone to join so SIGNED ME UP. Every workout begins at home, when I slip on my no-lace hot pink shoes and grab my hot pink gym bag (pictured) then it’s off to score. I spend AT LEAST 20 minutes warming up by roaming the weight room asking “cum here ever?” And “Hey, wanna cum here ever?” Then I yell at the people in my way “Daryl we all know you cum here every day you work here now scram!” After the weight room is hot and ready I head out to the pool to slip off the top half of my bikini and mentally rehearse my indignant “THIS IS RIDICULOUS NONE OF THE MEN ARE WEARING SHIRTS” speech that I’ve prepared in my head ever since I grew tits. I hate DISCRIMINATION dont you? 😵💫 Now if you aren’t from the Bay Area California you won’t know what a workout it is baking your body in the 80 degree breezy not heat BUTT IT IS SOOOO HARD I JUST WANNA FUCK IT butt I stick it out and take breaks from bumping and grinding to my stripper music from the palm tree decorated lawn chair I drag over to be on the lawn, to encourage my boyfriend doing his million laps in the pool “good job honey; you’ve gone…totally nowhere.” Normally, when he’s done inspecting the pool very carefully for 2 hours, we both head back to the showers. If you’ve seen my shower on my VIP page, it’s from 1920 and to put it nicely: IT SUCKS. meanwhile the showers at the Gym are hotel spa resort level fancy which has me screaming YESSSS OF COURSE I WANT IT when my BF asks if I want to go to the gym. But sometimes, I need to work out some of my dainty aggression and I do so by grabbing a wall ball and slamming the fucking shit out of it on the ground while I yell at all my fucking enemies “fuck you cheryl *whack;” “this is your face PJ *thud;” god damed cunt kara *boom.” (names have not been changed you know who you are Paul and Diana. Fucking cunt bitches). Thank god there is a cafeteria because after all the lesbians have eyeball stroked my entire body up and down and I’ve caught the last quarter of the game on the big screen in the lobby, mama is STARVING for a TUNA MELT and a COKE *way healthier than cocaine so fuck off haters* and A CHOCOLATE CHIP 🍪 that they make right there smelling up the entire spa part of the gym. Before we finally leave to go over to the Starbucks next door, I take in as many “oh look at her the cutest outfit AS USUAL” compliments as I can collect, beaming while my BF rolls his eyes even though *you know it’s true CJ; you KNOW it’s true.* I honestly don’t understand why people have such a difficult time going to the gym. I can knock out the gym and tanning in one trip and my BF can do the laundry so how is this so hard? *thats what he said when I walked by* 💋
2021-07-11 21:22:30 +0000 UTC View PostA lot of people think that one hundred dollars is a lot for ..
A lot of people think that one hundred dollars is a lot for one picture of a female that has the same body albeit better shape than all the other millions of bodies on earth. But the second you click the *buy* button you are elevated into the VIP MORON CLUB which cums with a free hat *she’s with stupid* and if you are super duper lucky maybe one day the text she sent to all her sexy hot BFF’s where she laughs at you and exclaimed “hahahaha this stupid guy just gave me $100 for nothing can you believe it?” will get out and becum viral and you will be famously idiotic. Just think of all the money you could be throwing away on her when you two finally meat……you know she wants you now 💋
2021-07-11 15:12:36 +0000 UTC View PostIf an Adorabella falls onna dick and no one is there to hear..
If an Adorabella falls onna dick and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
2021-07-10 19:37:17 +0000 UTC View PostHow old were you when you discovered you’ve been tanning top..
How old were you when you discovered you’ve been tanning topless the wrong way? 💋 For me I have been laying there baking like a fucking cookie just hoping I won’t die from heatstroke and this bae is like oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah gonna grind the grass 😵💫 like wow I feel so stupid now. I wonder what else I’ve been doing without orgasming? I wonder how she handles taking off her clothes in a fitting room? Oh yeah being topless……fuuuuuuuccckkkkkkkk imma cum now 💋
2021-07-10 15:45:10 +0000 UTC View PostThe outrage never ceases from the left and the right. On bot..
The outrage never ceases from the left and the right. On both sides of the isle we have these tiny baby-men boo-hooing over their personal Bigfoot: The Golddigger. Well fuck that! I hate to sweat so I do one workout 🏋🏼♀️ and I call it “the reach-around.” I’ve been doing it for oh I’d say my entire life. I started with my grandfather and then my father and before I knew it I was reaching left, right and sideways for any wallets within YOU GUESSED IT …REACH! I may be pro-level grab-casher by now. I can do it at the beach or in a club or at home or at a wedding or just about anywhere. Then again, I’m not only a pro-ho -I’m a Slutonomics Professor; these things have their perks just like a pair of teenage tits at a pool party. I’m good with money; I’m good with honey. One is yours and one is mine and that’s EQUALITY, babes 💋
2021-07-09 22:53:04 +0000 UTC View PostPeople, get a grip on reality stars 💋 Forget everything else..
People, get a grip on reality stars 💋 Forget everything else and just realize that MASS SPAMMING a thousand guys to let them know your pu$$y is “waiting” is really, highly UNSEXY. Men are HUMANS with dicks attached. I know, I know they seem like men, but they are loaded with more than cum and money to drain. Their balls are super sensitive and the balls are operated by a lack of oxygen flow to the brain- much like the vagina. What man is gonna hand over money to a puSSy he is waiting in a virtual line for? NOT GONNA HAPPEN so take that kitty and calm it down meow. I know this kat ain’t waiting for me and all that does is cheapen her hand held out begging as it lets me -the receiver of this mass pu$$y blast- know that I’m not even special enough for my own message. I’m just a part of her group gang bang. That she is waiting for. She can’t be bothered. 🤣
2021-07-09 19:51:56 +0000 UTC View Posthttps://onlyfans.com/126000503/callme_alice Ok so when I do ..
https://onlyfans.com/126000503/callme_alice Ok so when I do a promo it’s not paid and it’s unsolicited. 💋
2021-07-09 17:00:41 +0000 UTC View PostSlutonomics lesson of the day 💋
Slutonomics lesson of the day 💋
2021-07-08 23:36:02 +0000 UTC View Post