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2021-06-05 02:00:41 +0000 UTC View Post
Ladies and gentleman! We have ourselves the very first *onlyfansloser* Give a big booty clap to CHRIS JONES *totally not a fake name* I have clearly stated in my *terms & conditions* not only that this is a PARODY ACCOUNT, but also that any cunts asking for it, gonna get slapped back 💋 Chris sent me an unsolicited dick pic, then he wasn’t even subbing *he a lurker* then he told me to shut up 💋 aw, he broke mama’s rules!! But this is great!! He fell victim to the trap that so many idiots can not seem to resist. BEING THEMSELVES ✔️Don’t be a Chris. No one wants to see your dick. In fact, great rule of thumb when the urge to shoot off a pick starts to simmer in that noggin is that if your dick was so great it would be pumping away at a hole and not standing up as your personal unpaid model all alone at home. The reason why people now charge for “dick rates” is that we can’t stop all you morons from sending them so might as well make a buck off your lack of fuck.....ing good sense! Then it’s a quick *copy and paste* the “very detailed” rating every pole gets from a cat and you spend the next week reading the same shit the guy before you got and the next guy gonna get too. Great way to spend $5 huh? This, as well as Instagram and Facebook ARE NOT DATING APPS. lol ok I’m done until the next hun-bear come sniffing around my honey 🍯 pot to get got 💋
2021-06-04 20:28:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Be with whatever makes you feel good 💋
2021-06-04 19:40:05 +0000 UTC View Post
This may cum as a shock to people, but a lot of us “need” sex so that the rest of you stay alive. Sometimes I feel like ripping off a car door and then some nice gentleman will cum right up to me and say “I wanna fuck you so bad” and I’m like ughhhhhh yessssss take all stress away turn me out and shut me up imma -“ and he has already thrown me over his shoulder and is keeping his hands right where I can’t see them on the way to the bedroom. *I’m already heated, don’t even try and put me down somewhere uncomfortable.* Please, as citizens of the world, do your best to keep highly strung individuals well and proper fucked all the way to a peaceful slumber 💋
2021-06-04 19:05:50 +0000 UTC View Post
What kind of burger joint is this “5 Guys Burgers?” They stole my fantasy and turned it into a food fettish? I guess wanting 5 guys running a train on you isn’t as creative and mysterious as I thought if people are literally just throwing their nuts 🥜 in everyone’s faces and advertising their sexual activities while we eat. Mmmm 5 guys never tasted so good......💋
2021-06-04 00:55:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanna market a double sided dildo called the “double standard.” Ever noticed how everyone is super nice when they want to fuck you, but then instead they just fuck you OVER? After, they are the first one to say WOW 🤣🤣 wow I can’t believe you are walking away.....💋believe it, bitch 💋 and kiss it while it walks into the void🥸
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2021-06-03 16:56:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I do part to make my voice heard. I always vote no matter how tired I am at looking at butts, tits and dicks. When I’m in line for the polls in Georgia I never make the mistake of eating any ass when it’s offered. Nope not gonna arrest me and take away my rights to pick-a-dick! Lot’s of people say “Adorabella the political process is full of assholes; it’s not even worth it to vote!” Wrong. One asshole is always better than another. It’s our duty to judge and keep democracy begging for whore 💋
2021-06-03 15:56:21 +0000 UTC View Post
Always read the fine print before you buy. There is no such thing as “free.” “free sex” is the same as anything else in life: someone “paid.” The way “free” sex works is that 9 times out of 10? THE WOMAN IS NOT IN CHARGE of her own body. That is why it is “free.” There are not any charity’s out there where sex-deprived males can walk up and get donated sex. 🤣 But there are places where sex has been taken and then re-packaged and handed out for “free.” It is not a charity. Someone somewhere is getting something from that and it’s not the woman. When we “take” “free” sex from people it encourages other people to continue to procure it. Pay for the things you consume or hold off on your consumption until you can afford it. At the very least, make sure the things you are getting for “free” are also being offered freely. Like this right here!! This is the *free version of my paid account. Enjoy my sexy lectures 💋 They are *free 💋muah ha ha ha ha
2021-06-02 22:29:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Ohhh god soooo HARD💋 if only there was a way for the ones that were finding things so hard to partner up with one us sexperts that have found things to be......easy. Hmmm hard plus easy. I wonder........
2021-06-02 17:55:37 +0000 UTC View Post
So lick it now and lick it good lick it like you know you should....my neck my back this pussy bites back 💋
2021-06-02 03:32:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I hear y’all looking for girls like us? Newsflash we are everywhere. Hot girls with brains and sex appeal. It’s just the assholes are on our asses so hard and fast that the “nice” guys aren’t even staying in the room. Hot chicks everywhere end up trapped like a pussy cat in a dick’s cage with no way out just cause the rest of you guys decided to “hang back” and “be gentlemen” and sit on your fucking hands and watch while these tattooed muscles run game all over the best women. Nice guys finish last because they walked backwards in the race while the losers ran like hell towards their goals and ended up winning. Well great news!! After about one or two decades we break loose of these idiots traps and the cougars are back out and on the prowl so the next time you see a hot milf, go see if she wants some of your milk 💋
2021-06-02 00:06:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Make shit happen; or take a dump on life. Either way you’ve done your best 💋
2021-06-01 18:50:55 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-06-01 01:01:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I pulled up my top today to shut my man down by mesmerizing him with these Perfecta tits and I had some crumbs from my croissant 🥐 stuck to mah boobs. I was like tits or a snack? Dealers choice, buddy have a lick of both if ya want 💋
2021-05-31 23:42:16 +0000 UTC View Post
What the hell is going on in the world today where I am in charge of jerking off YOUR MAN? I mean, I’ll do it for a fee, but shouldn’t you be fucking your own man? I fuck mine. I put on this little outfit and I keep my little body fit AF and I walk around the house licking the tip of cupcakes and it’s a sex-a-thon in here in between my clients. FUCK YOUR MAN, BITCH or someone else gonna do it for you 💋
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2021-05-31 03:20:31 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-05-31 00:12:21 +0000 UTC View Post
I ask every guy: what would you do when I get mad?
2021-05-30 21:05:24 +0000 UTC View Post
“Keep em cummin” that’s what my nana always said 💋
2021-05-29 18:55:52 +0000 UTC View Post
We are all in this shit together!! People may want to control us. People may think they are controlling us. Let them think that while we do what makes us better people. You be you. I will be me. There ain’t no in between 💋
2021-05-29 18:02:58 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-05-29 15:08:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Perfection takes practice and dedication 💋
2021-05-29 12:28:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-05-29 12:14:02 +0000 UTC View Post
If you have to wonder if yours is good enough, it’s not 💋
2021-05-29 09:04:33 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-05-29 04:29:35 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-05-29 03:26:54 +0000 UTC View Post
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2021-05-28 01:46:44 +0000 UTC View Post