I sent Wrong Number Dan a few pics this morning before his golf game for motivation. He shot -3, whatever the fuck that means 💅
2020-10-14 16:45:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey everyone! I’m sorry I have been M.I.A for a while, but I made very last minute plans to move this week and have been spending all of my time trying to get that out of the way. Unfortunately that means I haven’t had time to do any new content, but I thought it might be fun to show you guys, and we could all have a laugh at, some of the things I have texted to boys (or porn stars 😳) in the past as a less-than-sober attempt to flirt. Maybe this is why I don’t have a boyfriend, haha! Also, let’s not talk about the ones where I have no make up on 😎
2020-10-07 22:13:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I used this in a Snapchat story a couple of weeks ago, but I thought it could have a permanent home here 😌 This peach filter is so dramatic and I looove it 😱
2020-10-01 17:09:00 +0000 UTC View PostEver wonder what goes into making a 4 second video clip for a bunch of strangers on Twitter?
2020-09-28 15:54:44 +0000 UTC View PostHey everyone! So my plan for this page was to post something every week. However, what was NOT part of my plan was to be super sick the past eight days. I am finally starting to get better, so don't worry, but instead of rushing to try and make new content by the end of the week, perhaps this will suffice: Contrary to what you might think, I am actually suuuper camera shy (why did I make this my job?!), but because of that, I have a camera roll full of stuff that I was too embarrassed for whatever reason to post the first time around. So, here are some of the things that, upon second viewing, I gathered up the courage to share with you!
2020-09-23 16:42:08 +0000 UTC View PostSo I announced this page about 24 hours ago now, and that time has been very surreal for me. I got into this line of work on a whim and with zero expectations, but I did decide to set a modest goal in my head for what I at least hoped for out of the first day, and not only was it met, it was surpassed. I knew a lot of people wanted me to make this account, and obviously I appreciate the enthusiasm regardless, but seeing people actually show up is very heartwarming. Thank you very much ☺
2020-09-17 17:35:12 +0000 UTC View PostI thought it would be neat to film using this mirror I found, but then I couldn't keep the damn camera still 😓 I tried to stabilize it, but then I just came out looking like the blur monster from episode 3 of Ash vs Evil Dead, haha! Which version do you prefer?
2020-09-16 17:55:49 +0000 UTC View PostI think this was the first time I ever had to film my own self masturbating. If you look real close, you can see I have no idea what I'm doing, haha!
2020-09-16 17:46:44 +0000 UTC View Post