I'm so sorry loves instead of rest and recovery like id hoped many shits hit many fans Just trying to get thru the day w/o blacking out more and hoping things will regulate soon Gonna have to move the live show to tmrw evening, I hope you'll still be able to make it 💕
2021-07-02 23:57:45 +0000 UTC View Post
LUMBERJANE LIVE SHOW TONIGHT! 8PM EST Here's the tip menu to use during the live if you wanna get a lil more involved & naughtyyyy huehuehue Can't wait to get sticky w youuu! PS if someone doesn't request pythons lumberjack song I'm gonna make a grumpy face bahaha
2021-07-02 15:06:28 +0000 UTC View Post
AAAH FINALLLYYYYYYY black widow full mu & cos test, watcha think? She's inspired by black widows first MCU appearance, and ofc a bit by Campbell art again hehe I can't wait to show you more, got some cute spoonie surprises for my crip crew too :) Full profesh sets coming soon and don't forget we've still got lumberjane sets coming out (as well as the live show tmrw!), and the extra naughty lewd & nood black widow versions too (here's the WIP so far https://onlyfans.com/157344124/claracosmia) Plus got some extra surprise drops too it's gonna be a fun July 😈
2021-07-02 00:05:47 +0000 UTC View Post
6th annual Canada day LIVE LEWD show! Friday July 2nd at 8PM EST as decided by the poll :) We missed a couple yrs due to me being too sick to work but this was the first themed show I ever did and they became a huge part of our community and they're always a ridiculous fun time so this one has a special place in my heart and I'm so excited I get to do one again finally :) We gonna get syrup wings again? Heheh one way to find outtttt I'll post the menu tmrw and don't forget to vote in the poll to pick the outfit! But remember you don't have to tip to join the show it's free for all subs here the menu is for anyone that wants to get naughty and help me have some extra fun and get nekkid hehe One day left! https://onlyfans.com/163560587/claracosmia
2021-06-30 21:47:15 +0000 UTC View Post
CANADA DAY LEWD LIVE SHOW OUTFIT! Thank you to everyone that voted in the last poll to pick our live stream date, looks like this Friday (July 2nd) at 8PM EST is the slot in the lead (https://onlyfans.com/162518551/claracosmia) I'll make a post what won tonight, I can't waittttt But I need your help with oneeeee last thing, what should I wear?! Option 1 is the classic denim on denim Canadian tuxedo (I got some dye to try and make them match better) Option 2 bit of a my heritage mashup (🇵🇱 🇬🇧 🇨🇦) haha Canadian anthem shirt, tardis jumper for the British and the red on the bottom white on top knickers tank combo is for the Polish Option 3 all the plaid bb, lil lumberjane look hehe Scroll for bigger piccies and few honourable mentions outfits haha
2021-06-29 19:46:04 +0000 UTC View Post
(important news first: nood 4th pic in! as per our tradition when I've been sick for a few days and getting worn down I pop back in w a noodz for everyone 💕 to remind myself, and everyone, time off to heal is okay and we get noodz bcs of it hehe) SURPRISE! I got a full catsuit to do a MCU inspired black widow look as well! Catsuits are so hard to fit well if not custom made and I have odd proportions that never seem to fit anything one-piece (even just a swimsuit, somehow the tits are on my ribs I don't understandddd) so this was a total long shot but saw it on sale w free returns (and bonus holster, wearing it in the nood) so thought why the heck not? AND SO GLAD I DID BCS IT FREAKING FIT AMAZINGLY EVERYWHERE. Even in the small of the back which almost always gaped on me. Amazeballs! However there was a bit of an issue when I tried it on that even tho it looked amazing the fabric was a complete nightmare for my sensory issues.... You know that horrid shiver you get from nails on a chalkboard? That times ten plus a million fire ants crawling all over your naked body is what that felt like. I'd like to say the hard nips are for sexy reasons but no I was just covered in rejection goosebumps hahah. I lasted a couple pics and clips before I had to rip it off. I knew there was no bloody way I could last a whole shoot! I was about to give up entirely when I was lamenting my issue to Rose and she suggested a liner jumpsuit THE FREAKING GAL IS A GENIUS. I found one thin enough it didn't change the suit fit and totally made it easier to wear MCU BLACK WIDOW IS A GOOOOOOO all the pics after the nood are testing it w a pushup bra and the liner suit. Also can we have a moment for my tits in this? bcs I think I managed some magic things okay they are looking mighty epic hahah I haven't made a full cosplay is SO LONG or done a proper shoot. I've been so down and flared it was rly starting to take a toll mental health wise and this was just the project I needed to lighten my soul a little I can't wait to share it with you :) PS I just tried it with the holsters thst came with the suit but I think I'll need to rig up a different set for this look, I'm kinda making it based off the iron man black widow!
2021-06-28 22:07:10 +0000 UTC View Post
NEXT NOODZ LIVE SHOW FOR CANADA DAY! PLS VOTE! it still wont let me say you can select more than one so if multiple work pls let me know in the comments! Had a few setbacks that have been tough this week but I am determined to make this show happen Esp since I was too sick to do it last yr! (unedited outake cute derp from my lumberjane shoot a couple yrs back, I'll be working on a set to release here if you've missed my more professional content! Lol "professional" as I pour syrup on my tits haah you know what I mean!) it's our 5th annual Canada day show this yr but I'm not sure if I should have it on actual Canada day (Thursday July 1st) or on Friday bcs it may potentially be easier for more people to attend, could you pls vote and let me know? Even though I'm gonna have to be careful but I'm still having some flared health issues I'm so excited to spend time w you all again live and I can't wait to get naked and sticky heheh PS still having issues getting to PM's Esp for content, bugginnnm, but I'm doing my best, if I haven't delivered your content and you need to unsub just pls send me an email at Contactclaracosmia@gmail.com and I'll get it sorted! I always want to deliver on content on time however life makes that not always possibly but I never want anyone to misss out bcs of my health struggles. I rly appreciate you soso much and it means a lot to me thst you're choosing to spend your hard earned (or even easy, not here to judge haha) moolah on something of mine and helping support me. you make me all warm and fuzzy and I wanna make you feel it back too (in your heart or your boner I'm not picky lolol)
2021-06-27 03:20:12 +0000 UTC View Post
Even tho it's been real rough pain wise this week (bcs I was too sick from the ear/throat infection ironically to get my iv meds) I still managed a try on for yous a couple days ago! A try out of some of my black widow look to shoot for July to celebrate her movie finally coming out! She's a lil OC slutty design based off the classic comic look, what do you think? :) I was so torn bcs I also love the MCU version haha tough choices I know 😅 The skirt is entirely too modest so I'll need to hem that sluttier and I want to make a better emblem but other than that I'm really trying to curb my perfectionist tenancies considering how little time I have to actually work when my body cooperates! Think I'll pull off actually half arseing something? Hahaha my life has weird goals these days, but I know perfectionism is just a coping mechanism bcs ✨ trauma ✨ and not the most healthy for me right now so I'm working on it! Scroll for extra lewd piccies and a cute clip! Ive got some peeks with the knickers off coming when I can manage PM's so if you want some bush peeks hold tight! I also can't decide which bottoms to use so I may make a poll... I like the strappy bcs it matches the stockings but I think the V shape on the other pair is hotter/makes my booty pop heheeh tough choices PS on top of missing my medication IV I've been having a pretty bad mental health flare, all I've managed is to keep twitter a lil in the loop but honestly I'm still rly struggling so I'm very thankful past Clara queued up some posts for me bcs I haven't managed much this week and it's rly hard to force myself to rest when I just wanna get back to work (may have a a frustration breakdown cry tonight bcs of how many bad days in a row I've had and they really start to have an exponential toll...) but I know being able to get my treatment IV again in a couple days will help get me back on track :) As always if you haven't heard from me in messages, hold tight I'm still chuggin away, and super thanks for your patience. PM content is challenging for me due to my cognitive impairments, but I promise if I owe you any content you'll for sure get it, may just take a couple extra shakes of a lambs tail haha but it'll get there (OP always delivers yo it's the code of the land) 💕
2021-06-20 07:16:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Managed to get outside to relax for a few mins for the first time this year the other week so ofc I had to take some piccies for you! More cheekier shots from when I got back inside coming shortly 💋 What do you think, should I shoot more outside? PS still rly sick w this throat infection, updates in mah story 💕😭 appreciate any good vibes you can float my way
2021-06-15 14:06:20 +0000 UTC View PostWho misses our lip wiggles?! They're extra ridiculous with whiskers I just had to take a clip for you all when I was in my caticorn cosplay hehe
2021-06-13 15:42:14 +0000 UTC View Post
Do I have any Arrested Development fans up in dis bish? The first pic is from our official set but I thought I'd share some never before seen BTS from this ridiculous Tobias funke & Lindsay bluth cosplay shoot hehehe Here's the blog if you wanna see more, it was a very ridiculous day: https://youtu.be/utMv3IJc5wQ Zombaebby as my Lindsay and shot by mystery man photography PS health wise i'm still struggling but I'm improving slowly! got good news from a couple of appts today that my hip is still on the right track and I'm out of the worst of my flare. Dewens also doing a bit better so I'm able to get a but more sleep now which is also helping give me more than like 20 minutes of functionality a day haha. Appreciate your patience w me and my content as always :) Got some cute chill content of a lil baby blue thong and bralette set and sweat pants coming soon for the feed, can't wait to see what you think 💦💕
2021-06-12 14:40:28 +0000 UTC View Post
I posted a couple Cheryl tiktok this week and they went tiny viral so I thought I'd share them here as well as a collectiom of my fav Cheryl Tunt shots (including both versions of Cherlene, office Cheryl, and Martian Queen)! 🚨TOPLESS CHERLENE SET🚨 $39 for 4 HQ pro topless pics popsicles look 🥵 uncensored 3 nips out, one with booty and one with the "coke cream" bra 😈 Please include "Cherlene topless mini set" with your tip note 💕 PS if you'd like to see a topless of her office look check the Cheryl/ Cherlene label!
2021-06-08 15:23:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Just trying my best to be a lil tawdry cripple heheh. Forgot I never posted any of the clips I took from this look a few months ago! The piccies are from a couple extra clips, upskirt vibes, imma send out the clips tmrw to everyone who has resub turned on for free! (No pressure but just letting anyone new know I send out lil extra freebie bonuses for my Cosmianauts that have resubscribe automatically turned on 💕) Couple more piccies from this look here https://onlyfans.com/97256705/claracosmia Thank you for your support with this rough week it rly means a lot 💕 here are Dewen updates for those that have been checking in: We just got her bl00d tests back and it's not showing anything too serious their best guess it that its some kind of severe systemic allergic reaction so she got a bunch more meds and a new food to try. She's still not feeling well but started picking up today thankfully and her eye is starting to heal a little, she's still covered in scabs so I'm sure she's itchy as all get out but I'm just glad to see any small improvements. As for me I've barely been conscious the last few days just trying to take care of her but I got the worst fatigue flare I've had in yrs and I'd basically have to lay down after just a couple minutes of doing anything (like eating) and my brain constantly feels like Id gone four days without sleeping at all. I'm still struggling but I have a couple appts this week thst should hopefully help and if not I'll have to try and see a doc about it bcs this is not cool! I need more than like 30 minutes a day of functionality pls I got smut to sell FFS 🥺
2021-06-07 17:54:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Just wanted to post this tho bcs I finally found the peel off pic I was talking about in my last black widow post hehe wooo small win Oh boy, been a rough 24 hours (partially bcs I only slept for one of them), updates in stories as always! But the Tldr is I'm having a flare and my kitty got sicker so I was up all night not sleeping from either pain or trying to help her (she was crying so much omg my poor bb I felt so helpless). Vet appt tmrw tho so hopefully we get some relief for her. I'm super discombobulated and my brain isn't working enough to handle ppvs and PM's so they're gonna be delayed a lil longer but I will definitely get to them when life gives me a couple of breathes I just gotta make sure our health is stable first. Thank you for being so kind and understanding 💕 I don't kno what I did to deserve you wonderful souls! PS for anyone new here I always deliver on my content don't worry if you don't get a quick reply the time span def fluctuates depending on health imposed delays but such is the life of being a hottie cripple tryin run your own biz hehe. However we learning how to make it work :)
2021-06-04 02:09:53 +0000 UTC View Post
In Honor of the black widow trailers here's a latex a body paint inspired by the classic comic version! Think it's pretty obvious I'm not wearing pasties if you zoom a lil hehe 😈 The most intense shoot I've ever done but so worth it! It was five hours of standing like a starfish bcs it needed many layers and no body part could touch till the final layer sealer (even skin folds, hence the starfish pose). I was a lot less crippled then obviously haha it was a few yrs ago but man still a very challenging shoot! Also lots of prep work shaving literally every inch of your body for the paint... Speaking of which peeling the latex off was def an adventure tho hahah found out real quick what spots I missed shaving ahaha ouchie I tried to find some of the bts pics of the removal but I've no clue where they are now, I know I kept the actual boob part tho it's somewhere I just couldn't throw my lil latex nipples out okay they were too cute Check out the last pic for the Campbell art we based one of the images on, for not being remotely built like a comic book character I think we did a good job haha and a lil bts of the shoot :) I've also done a slutty cam version which was fun but I may have another tawdry look in the works to try and shoot for July hehe. I am beyond pumped I have been waiting for a Widow story for what feels like a million yrs I cannot wait! Painted, shot, and edited by the talented artisticurves PS health updates in my stories this week, let me know if you missed them/want an update post but basically the vaccine knocked me out p hard and then had a rough iv this week plus trying to get my taxes done thru migraine fog IT'S BEEN A LOT but I'm grateful the flare is fading, trying not to push too hard and undo the recovery tho
2021-06-01 17:21:31 +0000 UTC View Post
This first pic like blew up on twitter, I'm shook haha, but I was super feeling myself and wanted to share some of the pics here as well as some clips. They're not super lewd but this was the first day I got to sit on my balcony this year and I was really just enjoying the breeze on my skin and gently caressing myself 🥰! All unedited, no filters, no makeup just a damn good skin day and some sunscreen (don't let no makeup fool you as no effort tho bcs I def don't wake up like this haha) Also last pic taken literally five mins apart just as a reminder that bodies aren't normally observed in a static way, I never look like my pics irl, good lighting posing and angles can do a lot but I never look like that all the time haha no one does! And pls ignore how dirty my balcony door is but I thought it was funny that both my cats were like excuse me mum where the fuck did you go hahaha PS sent out some free nips and the lives so check your PM's!
2021-05-25 17:57:26 +0000 UTC View Post
RELEASING MY LIVE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVERRRR Thank you again everyone for making it awesome, I'm still pretty flared but it was a blast and hecking worth it gonna be sending out the livestream tmrw via ppv that I did w @overlairbee I also got some super hawt screenshots as I was working on the footage just had to share... I'll be sending out the censored in red pic out uncensored nips out to everyone for free shortly so check your PM's soon, and the blue censored ones (nips and bush) to everyone tmrw that has resub turned on as a thank you!
2021-05-25 02:19:03 +0000 UTC View Post
Haiiii to all my new frands! Glad to have you be a part of the fam, it gets weird around here but I always try and make you smile so I hope you can stick around a tad 💕 Oh boi that was SUCH a fun show it was wonderful to get to be silly live with lovely hoomans :) I've been feeling rly lonely lately and my soul needed that rrruuuul bad! Thank you so much for sticking it out with @overlairbee and I with all the technical difficulties, it took a lil but we stubborn as heck and we made that stream our bish eventually bahaha I've very dead right now so probably gonna be out a bit recovering but I got some cute clips from our show and some piccies too I can't wait to send out and see what you think :) pssst one of the clips is well lit at a very low angle full nood so there's a bit more 🙀 peeking than my normal noodz I hope I don't chicken out before sending bahah
2021-05-23 08:11:10 +0000 UTC View PostStream started at 05/22/2021 08:27 pm Tip menu in most recent post! Live w @overlairbee TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES HOLD. TIGHT
2021-05-22 20:37:22 +0000 UTC View Post
LIVE IN TEN MINS Here's our special dual show menu! Tips on my page are for me to do stuff and tips on Bees page are for them to do stuff and hopefully it's gonna be a wild time Bahaha see you in ten mins!
2021-05-22 19:54:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Live stream w @overlairbee this Saturday! 4pm EST Deets and voting on what we wear here: https://onlyfans.com/147920734/claracosmia We both got a rainbow to choose from hehe (my black and white are in a separate drawer bahah shh I don't have a problem, it's a work wardrobe!) It's been way too long since I've done a show with gorgeous soul and even tho this isn't in person I am so excited to play together w yous :) streams w another person always have such a fun unique vibe, I cannot wait I'M SO EXCITED! my soul needs this so bad you guys Ive been working so hard for so long I just wanna get my tiddies out w a giggly friend and forget all our worries for a lil 💕 PS still catching up on content thank you for your patience, it means so much to me. I'm going thru some extra stuff I can't talk about yet on top of health issues and it's been really difficult but I think I can see a bit of light at the end of the tunnel 😭 I miss chatting on the reg w everyone, hopefully you can make it out to the live so you can hang out w us I love getting to know new fam and being ridiculous w my Cosmianauts that have been w me thru it all 💕
2021-05-20 01:09:31 +0000 UTC View PostDUO LIVE STREAM W @overlairbee THIS SATURDAY! If you liked when she popped I my bday stream you'll love the show we've got planned for you this weekend! We of course will have our menu available so get ready for all the flashes and ridiculousness! aiming for 4pm EST but will update day of for sure I haven't decided on our looks tho, hoping you could pick a lingerie colour for us both to wear to help us decide! Clara, you ask, is the lingerie colour really important if it's just going to end up on the ground? Yes people! Bcs we are classy ladies obvis 😅
2021-05-20 00:58:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy shit dicks what a rollercoaster month since my bday, it's been a bumpy one. My notes to film my catch up update for you all about the fire and stuff just keeps getting longer bcs of health issues postponing when I can film and then something else ridiculous happens and repeat hah anyway I've added to my notes like five times now I gotta record this before it turns into a hecking novel 😅 Do you have any preference for big updates, like text or a rambly video/voice clip? 🚨 DUAL LIVE STREAM 🚨 Spoons willing I'm going to go live with Bee again this weekend Saturday afternoon EST (aiming for 3 pm right now). It's more of a q&a chill hangout than a full show, but I'm sure we could both be convinced to do some flashes and spanks if asked politely hehe (aka with a tip Lolol) ⚠ PM's ⚠ Also I thought I was finally caught up on PM's but turns out OF is a glitchy bish and I just didn't see a bunch till now so, apologies if I didn't reply to you yet I'm getting there! I swear to God I'm so grateful for this platform but it is a pain in the butthole a lot of the time, grrrr. Anyway if I still owe you content hold tight it's a comin! As always I just really appreciate how understanding and supportive everyone has been whilst I struggle and heal and grow and figure out how to make things work with my ever fluctuating limitations. It's scary to live in a world where most people think you don't matter bcs of something you have no control over (my disabilities), and you guys make me feel like I do matter, like I can still help people and that is really my driving force. Well I mean that and fun boners 😈 PS I know my feed posts are behind a paywall but liking and commenting on my stuff still helps my account stats and its really nice for me to get feedback on what everyone likes, so if you can spare the time I really appreciate it 👉👈
2021-05-17 21:13:04 +0000 UTC View Post
JFC I don't kno what's going on but I've barely slept this week and it's really piling into a bad flare both physically but Esp mentally. I feel like I'm trying to move at the bottom of the ocean or on jupiter, and my brain is full of angry syrup and smoke. I tried all day to respond to PM's and I had three panic attacks and two breakdowns (they don't actually always have to occur together, my brain likes to keep me on my toes), I could barely stand by the last one so I had to call it quits for today... Anyway here is a nood I rly like bcs I love you and I'm trying my best but I don't like not leaving either your boner or your brain with at least a lil smile when I lay down the heavy stuff, and I wanna thank you for being on this wild ride with me 💕 Bcs of the body I am in a lot of the time I'm a ditzy mercurial mystery (to myself as well lol). I may not be able to respond well or in a timely manner, but kno I care about everyone here and I will always try my best to do right by you and show you how much I appreciate you (even if it's not always in the typical or regular ways). PS if you're not able to stay subbed here, firstly super no hard feelings I kno stuffs rough for most of us rn but pls make sure you're following my free page at onlyfans.com/claracosmiafree I haven't had much time lately to work on it but with lots of platforms locking down what can be posted all my Lewdest teases go there! I'm also hoping to use it more like a blog eventually when I am feeling up to it :)
2021-05-14 07:31:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Haiiii, I miss youuuu Felt super cute in this look the other week but hadn't managed to get them posted till now ooopsies hehe PS Scroll for underbob 😈, & imma be PMing out a nip peek (the uncensored last pic) to everyone w resubscribe turned on tmrw FYI! (on the illness side my iv went better than last week even tho a new nurse turned me into a pincushion, so I'm feeling a little less awful, hoping I can get caught up on all the bday goodies in the next couple of days, keep your fingers crossed the universe cooperates slightly pls haha and my body doesn't put me thru as much hell as last week lol urgh)
2021-05-12 14:37:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Happy revenge of the 5th hehe Working on an update post about the fire and my glasses and the flare that caused me to dip a lil the last few days but I ran out of spoons before I could finish it. However I did manage a shower and took a couple piccies for you and wanted to post this silly clip! Make sure you scroll for some underbob piccies too 😈👌🏻 Catching up on PM's and content as fast as I can but as always I appreciate your patience 💕 I, however, am rather impatient to be well enough to send out my caticorn smut! Come on universeeeeee Anyway until I can catch up I hope everyone's doing ok, I miss youssss PS I know my feed posts are behind a paywall but liking and commenting on my stuff still helps my account stats and its really nice for me to get feedback on what everyone likes, so if you can spare the time I really appreciate it 👉👈
2021-05-05 14:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post
🐱🦄 🍑 Gosh dang I got some heckin cute and saucey bday caticorn content for you all! I'll be spamming the feed as well as sending out some ppv pics and clips when I'm feeling a lil better, but when I do make sure you read the descriptions well bcs I often do bundle deals with larger amounts of content like this which are the best deals for the most smut! I'm also considering sending out one of the streams, hmmmmm. Oh! Plus you lot made me feel so amazing after my show Saturday that I took a few super spicey pics which included two of literally the Lewdest pics I've ever shot. I know we named my secret butt freckle Cheryl on stream, but what you don't know is there's another tiny one that's closer to my ahem x and you can see them both plus some furry back 🐱 shot in one. Also I know we normally name together but to continue the theme I don't think anyone is gonna mind naming the extra secret one Cherlene? She's def close to the danger zone hehehe 🍑 x 😅 Anyway to be clear you still can't see any holes haha but it is the most explicit I've ever shot. Omg 🙈 I'm still trying to work up the courage to send it out, I'm so nervous! Maybe I'll send it but then only leave it up a bit and unsend it after? Aaaaaaaaahhhhh I dunno *hides under 6 blankets*
2021-04-20 16:13:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Ded nao, but thank you for the awesome birthday, you're lovely, I'm so lucky to have such a fab group of souls here 💕
2021-04-18 07:15:05 +0000 UTC View Post
BDAY LIVE NSFW SHOW TAKE 2! SATURDAY 8PM EST, according to the poll this was the post popular time! Raincheck date for Sunday 8pm And sorry for yelling I'm just like stubborn and excited 🎉 I refuse to have a bday go by without getting naked and puting too many candles in a cupcake with my Cosmianauts okay?!
2021-04-16 09:52:29 +0000 UTC View Post