We’re starting to have fun with angles here
We’re starting to have fun with angles here
2023-09-11 00:20:42 +0000 UTC View Post
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Currently thinking about getting a manager 🤔
Currently thinking about getting a manager 🤔
2023-09-10 23:35:08 +0000 UTC View PostClose up time! And in case you didn’t know, strippers tend t..
Close up time! And in case you didn’t know, strippers tend to be bruised up a lot. It’s a thing. Thighs, knees, shins, and wherever else they tend to use their bodies on the pole. I also tend to get bruises on my inner right bicep from one of my signature tricks. Figured it’s worth explaining.
2023-09-10 23:12:47 +0000 UTC View PostFor those of you that asked for more close ups 🤭
For those of you that asked for more close ups 🤭
2023-09-10 23:07:28 +0000 UTC View PostNew hobby>> walking around the house in a singlet with my ju..
New hobby>> walking around the house in a singlet with my junk out
2023-09-07 22:19:43 +0000 UTC View PostOk, big sigh of relief… SIGH………………….. Man, it really feels n..
Ok, big sigh of relief… SIGH………………….. Man, it really feels nice to come home. To have a place that I call “home”. My friend (actually friends, *plural) have been watching Mordi (my cat) over this past month while I was being a crazy adventurous hippie hopping from place to place and not really having a solid plan of what I was going to do next. It was August though so summertime was in full effect. It really was a high energy month for me and I’m so grateful that I have reliable friends that I can count on. Because honestly, watching Mordi is a really big deal for me. We have such a strong bond. I’ve spent so much time with that little guy since he was six weeks old. I even made him an early kitten development castle made out of cardboard that I spray painted gold that I turned into an assortment of different gizmos and gadgets that I thought would be mentally stimulating for a kitten that was learning how to, well… be a cat. The castle had springy little pipe cleaners, different levels, holes in the floors, holes in the walls, things that could only be reached if he really stretched his arm alllll the way into a hole (kinda like a mouse hole) , and then other things like sticky things, bouncy things, reflective things, noisy things, and then even little pictures of art on the walls. But yeah, my point is, I really spent a lot of time with Mordi trying to make him the best little kitty that I could. And, I guess the real point I’m making is that I just got home from working at Stag tonight and this is the first time I’ve come home to Mordi in over a month. This is also his first time being in his new bedroom so he was pretty much hiding while I was away at work. But now that I’m here he knows that everything is ok and we’re cuddling and I can tell he’s so happy that I’m here and I can also tell that he understands he’s home now. But this feeling I feel is just such a sense of relief. I really feel like I found the right spot. And my room is starting to feel cozy. Currently I have a three person couch, a little two person fold out recliner, a dresser, tv, computer desk and a little twin mattress on the ground, and then a lot of boxes that I need to go through still. But yeah, the new place is dope. Soooo much potential here. I’m thinking my bedroom will be something of a second living room for people to chill in if they’re looking for a more intimate/chill vibe. But yeah, very happy with where I’m at. This was the goal all along and it seems to have manifested in a perfect way. So yeah, long story short, things are coming together. Just wanted to share that with you guys and say that I appreciate you guys being a part of this journey with me. Oh, and I just remembered, my birthday is coming up! September 12th! I’ll be 36 years old! Craziness, I tell ya! And I don’t mean to sound cliché but I really don’t feel 36. Whatever that feels like. But yeah, so that’s coming up. Thinking about what I could do for my birthday or maybe have like a house warming/birthday party or something. Hmmm, I’ll have to think about that. But anyways, normalcy is slowly returning and I’m very excited to find my groove again. Ok, update over!
2023-09-06 10:40:43 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s a glimpse of my new place! I really wish the couches ..
Here’s a glimpse of my new place! I really wish the couches were staying but sadly they’re leaving. Currently working on getting everything out of storage at the moment but I thought I’d give you guys a little sneak peak of the progress. Verrry exciting stuff though ☺️
2023-09-04 00:56:12 +0000 UTC View PostHi lovelies! So I’m just now getting into my new place. Two ..
Hi lovelies! So I’m just now getting into my new place. Two roommates are moving out currently so the entire living room, kitchen, and dining room are a total mess at the moment. Talking with the roommates that are leaving though, I can tell that it’s going to be a great fit for me. I’m feeling very optimistic for this next chapter of my life. It’s going to be a project though! A lot of organizing, gardening, and exterior cleaning. I wanna make the place shine and make it so cozy for optimal living. But yeah, that’s the update! And I appreciate you guys sticking with me through this little transitional period. A level of normalcy is just around the bend. And also, dancing at Stag tonight. Come through and say hi if you’re in the area 🤗
2023-09-02 23:44:23 +0000 UTC View PostWellllllll, I have some good news! I finally got approved to..
Wellllllll, I have some good news! I finally got approved to move into the house I applied for! Ugh… what a journey! I move in this Friday. So yes, I’m very excited. And the house and backyard have a lot of fun potential and it’s really close to quite a few convenient places that I’ll be able to walk to. Pretty much everything I would need is a few blocks away. And it’s a safe neighborhood for Mordi to explore once he’s comfortable and ready. The backyard alone has me excited though. Having a lot of space in Portland is not exactly easy to come by. But yeah, the new chapter begins on Friday ✨😌✨
2023-08-31 04:02:39 +0000 UTC View PostOk sunlight, do your thing! Recharge me after this crazy wee..
Ok sunlight, do your thing! Recharge me after this crazy week I just had ☀️ 😎
2023-08-30 01:43:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Certain things are being flexed extra hard at the moment
Certain things are being flexed extra hard at the moment
2023-08-30 01:34:50 +0000 UTC View PostLadies and gentleman, we have a bit of a side profile going ..
Ladies and gentleman, we have a bit of a side profile going on here
2023-08-30 01:30:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Something is a bit different about these two pics. I can’t q..
Something is a bit different about these two pics. I can’t quite put my finger on it 🤔
2023-08-30 01:21:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Because I drive a lot aaand I get horny a lot
Because I drive a lot aaand I get horny a lot
2023-08-28 22:16:13 +0000 UTC View PostOn my way to your grandma’s house 🏠 She said she was clean..
On my way to your grandma’s house 🏠 She said she was cleaning the oven and got stuck 🤭
2023-08-28 21:55:38 +0000 UTC View PostAbout to start my Saturday night at Stag! Made some fun new ..
About to start my Saturday night at Stag! Made some fun new content that I still need to organize and post. Also, I applied to the house I wanna move into today. I’m very hopeful. But I appreciate you guys being patient with me this month. It’s been kind of a whirlwind of activities and I feel like things are going to relax soon once I get into a place and am not constantly out and about being a social butterfly all the time. Ok! The music is on! It’s showtime ✨🕺🏼✨
2023-08-27 04:03:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Heyyy all, update time! So I think I found a place. Still ne..
Heyyy all, update time! So I think I found a place. Still need to do the application process but I met one of the future roommates and he seems like a really nice guy. And the house is pretty chill. It gives me 90’s stoner hippie vibes with a nice sized backyard that has a lot of potential. But we’ll see! Just got to Stag and am excited to start my night. Hope you’re all doing well!
2023-08-24 03:43:45 +0000 UTC View PostHad a fun day hanging with my friend at the river. He had be..
Had a fun day hanging with my friend at the river. He had been on quite an adventure and hadn’t slept in a couple days. Finally he was able to pass out in my… in my… in my HALF TENT and while he was sleeping I just sat criss-crossed next to him and watched the world go by for a few hours. It was a busy Sunday and there were naked people running around playing frisbee and hot chicks with fake tits dancing and rubbing up on 2 older heavy set men that I assumed had money. They had a boat after all so it was easy to assume that they had money. But in any case, as I was sitting there I noticed that every time my friend switched sleeping positions I got this weird/bad smell that could only be one thing… Doo Doo, CACA, the brown stuff! I was like, “Did my friend have an accident while he was sleeping!?” Agh, it was a bad smell too but I couldn’t quite figure it out. Wellll… it turned out that we had unknowingly set up OUR HALF TENT (not a full tent, only a half tent!) on nothing other than a stinky pile of partially buried dog doo doo. And every time he moved he was squishing it into the tent and the smell was seeping up right into my nose holes. Well anyways, we finally figured it out! I was oddly relieved that it wasn’t my friend that was so stinky and we had a good laugh afterwards. But yeah, it was an interesting day. I wish it was a bit less stinky but that’s life sometimes. And after that we lived happily ever after. The end.
2023-08-22 03:11:15 +0000 UTC View PostA glimpse of one of the more peaceful moments in my life at ..
A glimpse of one of the more peaceful moments in my life at the moment. Feels like I’m go go going all the time these days. Been running around doing different things and helping a friend move and unpack lately. No complaints but I also can’t wait to be settled into my new place. Hopefully I’ll be settled in by September 1st if everything goes according to plan so I can get on a more regular schedule. Fingers crossed 🤞🏼
2023-08-21 23:31:52 +0000 UTC View PostUhhhhh… I think the cock ring is working 😅 I know it’s kind..
Uhhhhh… I think the cock ring is working 😅 I know it’s kinda scary looking here, lol 🙈 😂
2023-08-21 23:24:10 +0000 UTC View PostAnd a nice tug for good measure
And a nice tug for good measure
2023-08-21 23:18:43 +0000 UTC View PostI was in a cock ring kinda mood. Feels like a nice constant ..
I was in a cock ring kinda mood. Feels like a nice constant grip around the base of the shaft 😋
2023-08-21 23:14:40 +0000 UTC View PostStayed at my friend’s place up in the Portland hills. This b..
Stayed at my friend’s place up in the Portland hills. This bed was so cozy. I was a happy camper 😌
2023-08-21 23:11:08 +0000 UTC View PostAnd just like that, it’s Thursday night! I’ve been non stop ..
And just like that, it’s Thursday night! I’ve been non stop social all day today and then had a nice gym session and now I’m about to start my night at Stag. Feeling much better today. Feeling fit, fresh, and rested. But here’s a pic from this morning at the hotel. Au naturale, no fluff, just me 😌
2023-08-18 03:50:55 +0000 UTC View Post