Well today wasn’t my best day. Stayed out late last night with friends and came back to my car in the morning to find that it got towed. $250 tow fee plus a $95 ticket. Ouch! Got my car back though. It was just too dang hot today too. Ended up getting a hotel so I could get some much needed sleep. Now it’s 9pm and I’m up from a couple hour nap and ready to get some food and go back to bed. Tomorrow is a new day. Gonna start taking the ‘finding a new home’ thing more seriously tomorrow. Hope you’re all doing well though!
Oh, and if a parking sign says, “No Parking between 6am-9am” and you park your car there between those hours you’ll probably get towed. Ugh… Sooo yeah, lesson learned.
2023-08-17 04:25:08 +0000 UTC
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Oh hi! Yes, uhhh.. could I please orderrrrr a… ummm… a large vanilla iced coffee? And uhhh, one chocolate chip cookie?
2023-08-16 22:38:19 +0000 UTC
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Hey, hi, how are ya!? So it’s over 100 degrees here in Portland, OR and I’ve been doing my best to stay cool with friends and keeping myself busy at the gym and dancing at Stag at night. Just got to work a little bit ago. Should be a nice Tuesday night. Got some fun stuff to upload once I have some time. Probably tomorrow! Wish me luck tonight! Hope you’re all doing great and thriving. Nomad life is treating me well, btw. You’d think I was roughing it but I’m actually living quite comfortably these days. Going to really actually for really reals start looking for a place tomorrow. It’s hard to get things done when you’re never in a hurry. But, I think tomorrow is the day. Anyways, about to hop on stage! Wish me luck!
2023-08-16 04:20:56 +0000 UTC
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When you’re handcuffed behind your back but are still expected to be the getaway driver
🚗💨 💰💰💰
2023-08-15 23:57:15 +0000 UTC
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Peek-a-boo 🙈
2023-08-12 01:20:20 +0000 UTC
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Just waiting patiently ☺️
2023-08-12 01:17:02 +0000 UTC
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Happy Thursday everybody! It’s been a full day today. Woke up around 8 this morning, went and got an açaí bowl with a friend at the mall and then drank a large iced vanilla latte and went to the gym for a couple hours. After that I hung out downtown for a bit and fed a homeless guy a burrito and then accidentally cut my tongue licking food off of my pocket knife (tiny cut, don’t worry! I’m fine! *I know, I know, lesson learned… don’t lick sharp things*) and then I went to a photo/video shoot for promo stuff for Stag and now I’m about to start my night of being a stripper for the next 5 hours. Woo! Life is interesting these days. No complaints but it’s definitely been eventful. Maybe it’s just that summertime energy, who knows?? But yeah, life is good! No news on a place yet but I’m not too worried about it. Feeling fit, happy, and healthy and I think on a certain level that’s all that really matters. On a personal level, I mean. You know what I mean? Yeah, you know. I know that you know. Ayyyyyye! Ok, update over!
2023-08-11 04:05:58 +0000 UTC
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On my way to church ⛪️
2023-08-09 22:51:04 +0000 UTC
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Ok I’m going in! It’s time for some tacos. Putting this thing away now. Wish me luck
🍆🙈
2023-08-09 00:01:08 +0000 UTC
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This is me currently. I got out of the gym just a little bit ago. I did legs today. I think that might be partially why I’m in a mood. The flow is strong today 💪🏼 🍆
2023-08-08 23:58:17 +0000 UTC
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I need to put this thing somewhere immediately. I was walking to get tacos and I had to go back to my car because I couldn’t keep it from bulging forward. A little bulge is ok but it was… it was a lot lol
2023-08-08 23:53:13 +0000 UTC
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85 degrees out means it’s a ‘no underwear’ kinda day
2023-08-08 23:47:12 +0000 UTC
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Heyyy, hop on in. Orr… hop on. Either one ☺️
2023-08-08 23:44:58 +0000 UTC
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Fuck I’m horny today 🥵
2023-08-08 23:40:10 +0000 UTC
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Well good morning, little buddy. Did you decide to wake up before me again?
*He’s a little escape artist too. Always seems to find a way out of his pajama shorts
🩳 🍆
2023-08-08 17:20:39 +0000 UTC
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Hi guys! Welcome to Jumping Jacks 101! I’ll be your instructor today! My name is Ethan. I’ll be giving you a demonstration on how to do a proper jumping jack. Pretty much just do what I do! Remember to spread the legs when the arms come together and spread the arms when the legs come together! It’s really that easy! Also, be careful not to jump too hard because you might end up bruising your belly button! Ok, enough chit chat! Let’s begin!
2023-08-08 00:48:38 +0000 UTC
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Just wanted to show you guys my sweet half tent! It’s a tent… but only half! Feel free to message me with questions regarding my tent. My half tent, that is… Not a full tent! Please know that this is not… I repeat! This is not a full tent. I don’t know if I could be more clear about this. If you’re thinking that this is a full tent you are gravely mistaken. I know it might look like a full tent but it’s not... It’s a half tent! Not to be confused with a fully enclosed zippered tent that is kind of like two half tents combined together. Ok? Ok! Thank you for joining my Ted Talk about my tent… my half tent.
2023-08-08 00:06:25 +0000 UTC
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Sometimes you just gotta get naked and chill and take it all in
2023-08-06 01:41:51 +0000 UTC
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This is how I answer the door when I order pizza 🍕
2023-08-06 01:38:00 +0000 UTC
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House hunt is currently a struggle! Not gonna lie. Just got off from dancing at Stag though. Might’ve been one of my best nights in awhile. I’ve been really busy with house hunting though. My friend and I found a few really nice places today. Hoping one ends up working out. I’ve been really distracted though so I just want to say sorry for being a bit vacant on here the last few days. Hopefully things get better soon so I can get back into a regular routine and start embracing my creativity on here more regularly. My heart is very much still in it but my life is pulling my attention in a lot if different directions at the moment. Anyways, hope you’re all doing good! Oh, and on a fun side note, I started going to the gym again. I’m feeling super fit! So that’s a plus I think. Anyways, update over! 🤗😚🙃🫠
2023-08-04 09:32:09 +0000 UTC
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Alright, a little bit of transparency coming up! Officially hit 200 subscribers today! That’s pretty dang cool if you ask me. I really appreciate you guys helping me on this journey too. And the exciting thing is I’m still just getting started. I have a lot of fun ideas and things I want to do in the weeks and months to come. Even looking to get some collabs with other models and photographers lined up. And also, going to be more available for custom content once I get settled into my new place whenever that actually ends up happening. Things are going good though. Feeling healthy and happy and very optimistic for the future. The next week or two should be interesting but I’m just gonna keep looking for places and hopefully I can find one that fits with what my friend and I are looking for. But yeah, happy Saturday everybody! I’m gonna get back to loading more stuff into storage. Peace out for now! ✌🏼
2023-07-29 22:47:23 +0000 UTC
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Let’s go for a walk! The sand is really hot so I’d recommend wearing some sandals 🩴 ☀️
2023-07-29 22:19:25 +0000 UTC
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Aaaaand one more. Why not?
2023-07-29 22:09:11 +0000 UTC
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Oh hi there! My name’s Ethan. I’ll be your tour guide today 🤗
2023-07-29 22:00:46 +0000 UTC
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Free armpit sniffs! Open to the public until 5pm Monday-Friday! Coupons available in the lobby
2023-07-29 21:53:04 +0000 UTC
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Hey! Look at me! I’m a human solar panel!
2023-07-29 21:43:30 +0000 UTC
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Sorry, I don’t mean to stand so close. I know you were here first but this is just my favorite place to stand.
2023-07-29 21:38:49 +0000 UTC
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Just wanted to share the nice view of the water. Such a nice day too! ☀️ 🙌🏼
2023-07-29 21:34:29 +0000 UTC
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Oh hii there! 👋🏼
I’m looking for my swim shorts. Have you seen them?? I can’t seem to find them anywhere
🤔 💭 🩳
2023-07-29 21:31:35 +0000 UTC
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Two more loads of stuff put into storage! Could’ve done a lot more but I figured I’d take it easy and go at a leisurely pace. My friend was helping me so we chilled more than anything and had some beverages and ate pizza and walked around the neighborhood for a few hours. It was a really nice day.
Oh also, officially sleeping on the floor now. I have a couple more days to load stuff into storage. Don’t think I’ll have a place by the 1st but I’m really not too worried about it. Once you live in a tent for 6 months being “homeless” with an SUV 🚙 and a gym and friends all over town just doesn’t really sound that bad for a week or two. And if I feel like staying in a hotel I can always do that too. But yeah, that’s the update! Oh, and Mordi my kitty has a place to stay. That was the only thing I was worried about but that’s taken care of. But yeah! Adventure mode has officially begun 😌
2023-07-29 04:19:56 +0000 UTC
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