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Been running around all day looking at showings of houses. P..

Been running around all day looking at showings of houses. Phew! 🥵 Found one me and my buddy really liked and applied for it! Fingers crossed 🤞🏼 And just got to work for another night of dancing at Stag! 🕺🏼 Should be a fun night! It’s Latin night which I actually really enjoy because it’s a lot of good body rhythm beats that makes it easy to be seductive on stage. So yeah, that’s it! Wish me luck! ✨ Also, hugs and kisses and all of that good stuff 🤗😚

2023-07-28 04:15:06 +0000 UTC View Post

Yay sun shirts! Great for helping you not get a sunburn and ..

Yay sun shirts! Great for helping you not get a sunburn and keeping you extra cool! This post is solely for the purpose of spreading awareness about the practicality of sun shirts! Nothing else!

2023-07-25 04:08:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Another angle of my kayak’s seat cushion. You can remove it ..

Another angle of my kayak’s seat cushion. You can remove it from the kayak too for better storage. I know you guys were probably wondering about that. Makes it easier to rinse off as well if it gets dirty.

2023-07-25 03:48:04 +0000 UTC View Post

Just wanted to show you guys how thick my kayak seat cushion..

Just wanted to show you guys how thick my kayak seat cushion is. It’s really comfy too. You can paddle all day and not have to worry about your booty getting sore 🍑 🤗

2023-07-25 03:42:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Help! … Helllp! … Somebody tied my shirt into a knot! I thin..

Help! … Helllp! … Somebody tied my shirt into a knot! I think they went that way! Let’s go get ‘em! 🏃‍♂️ 💨

2023-07-25 03:39:01 +0000 UTC View Post

Hey all! Just got to work for another night of dancing at St..

Hey all! Just got to work for another night of dancing at Stag! Wasn’t feeling great earlier but went for a run in the sun and it brought my little health bar up to 90%. I have an interesting week ahead of me. Looking for a new place to live with my friend and am hoping to find one by August 1st so that I’m not homeless. Cutting it a bit close, as per usual! We’re looking for a 3-4 bedroom house though. Our plan is to have a content room for videos/photography. I have this fun idea of being a photographer/videographer for a bunch of my male and female stripper friends. I think I could turn it into something quite substantial in the months and years to come. Still just an idea now but I think it’s a good one! Anyways, that’s the update for now! Hope you’re all doing well 🤗

2023-07-24 03:56:34 +0000 UTC View Post

And there you have it! My 70’s disco Ken outfit for the Barb..

And there you have it! My 70’s disco Ken outfit for the Barbie movie showing and after party. My manager ended up renting out a movie theater and had around 30 of us dress up as Ken and Barbie for the showing. We had a blast and the movie was quite entertaining and funny. We then went on to celebrate at a club in downtown Portland and did the whole VIP bottle service experience (not my typical scene, mind you). It was a really great time though! I was feeling the outfit and am pretty sure that it gave me super powers. I also met a lot of really cool people and made a bunch of great memories with friends. All in all, it was a great night 🕺🏼 🪩 😌

2023-07-22 05:39:13 +0000 UTC View Post

Ok! Lastly, I just bought a wig! I bet you didn’t expect tha..

Ok! Lastly, I just bought a wig! I bet you didn’t expect that. I also bought a sweet silky leopard pattern shirt and some gold spandex bell bottom pants. Why you ask? Because tomorrow, myself and some of the crew are having a little Barbie themed party and my friend rented a big pink rug and a vip area at a club here in Portland. We’re gonna let loose and embrace our goofy side all night. It should be a lot of fun. I’m sure there will be plenty of pics too. But yeah, prepare yourselves. My outfit is something else, lol. I went for the 70’s disco Ken style look. I think it’s gonna be a hit 🕺🏼

2023-07-20 08:24:57 +0000 UTC View Post

No silly! This is how you crab walk. You gotta put your legs..

No silly! This is how you crab walk. You gotta put your legs under your booty and your arms behind your back like this 🦀

2023-07-20 08:11:09 +0000 UTC View Post

And when it was all said and done. There was nothing left. J..

And when it was all said and done. There was nothing left. Just a man… and his butt 😌🍑

2023-07-20 07:59:22 +0000 UTC View Post

For those that didn’t know, I was a wrestler for 10 years. I..

For those that didn’t know, I was a wrestler for 10 years. I still love it to this day. It’s one of the few things I’ve really applied myself towards and did my best to master. It’s a beautiful sport when you start to get into the physics of how the body moves and balances and how to redirect momentum and use it to your advantage. Every single body part moves in a particular way and if you can make it go the opposite way the body usually has no choice but to follow. It really gets interesting when you can make somebody’s entire body fly a certain direction just by knowing which pivot point to maneuver with the correct amount of force. I could talk about wrestling all day but I’ll leave it at that for now.

2023-07-20 07:45:26 +0000 UTC View Post

Because weird workout angles are fun

Because weird workout angles are fun

2023-07-20 07:28:03 +0000 UTC View Post

So there’s a fun little story behind that scar I have on the..

So there’s a fun little story behind that scar I have on the back of my head. To tell the story properly I would have to use a lot of words that OF wouldn’t allow me to use. It happened rough housing with a friend though. And then there was some lifting of a person and some throwing of a person and some colliding with a table and more wrestling and eventually a messy situation that was both very funny and slightly unsettling to those that were simply spectators. It was all in good fun though and obviously unintentional. And we all learned a valuable lesson that day, tables and heads don’t mix.

2023-07-20 07:20:35 +0000 UTC View Post

Thanks for taking my clothes off and throwing them in the dr..

Thanks for taking my clothes off and throwing them in the dryer. It was really only my shirt that got wet but I guess my pants might’ve been wet too ☺️

2023-07-20 07:00:55 +0000 UTC View Post

Awwww, you brought me breakfast in bed?? That’s so sweet of ..

Awwww, you brought me breakfast in bed?? That’s so sweet of you… … Wait, what?? Ohhhh… that’s just an empty skillet?? You want me to make YOU breakfast?? Ah ok, sorry, I figured since I worked all night that maybe you would make me… oh, never mind 🤦🏼‍♂️

2023-07-20 06:42:45 +0000 UTC View Post

And like a phoenix rising from the ashes!! Orrr… (more like ..

And like a phoenix rising from the ashes!! Orrr… (more like a turkey with his gobbler tangled up in a bush with his feathers flying everywhere), I have returned! Pride was something else but I survived! Better update to come! First, this turkey needs some coffee 🦃 ☕️

2023-07-19 21:40:52 +0000 UTC View Post

Lord, give me strength! Just about to start dancing and will..

Lord, give me strength! Just about to start dancing and will be for the next 11 hours. It’s PRIDE here in Portland!! If you never hear from me again, please tell my mom I love her and that I died doing what I love 🤗😘🥵🤪😇💀

2023-07-16 21:50:05 +0000 UTC View Post

Just got home after a very successful 14 hour shift. I can’t..

Just got home after a very successful 14 hour shift. I can’t even begin to describe how busy my day was. It was beautiful though. Nothing but good vibes and fun times. Sometimes I can’t even believe the life I live (as a dancer, I mean). It really is crazy though. I just “encounter” (OF doesn’t like the “m” word) people all day long and do my best to entertain everyone and make sure everybody is having a good time. My stage sets during the end of the night were just a massive crowd of people giving me money. As I dance, I can feel the energy of the crowd and it guides me to know what to do next. I almost feel like a witness to what I end up doing. As if I’m on auto-pilot or something. Every person there plays a role in how my performance unfolds. I try my best to acknowledge every person that comes up to tip me. It really is a special thing. It’s very intimate and raw and full of spectators at the same time. There’s really nothing else like it that I can think of. And I do my best to behave in such a way that everybody will be left feeling like they saw something special. Or at least that’s always what I strive for. But yeah, it was a good day. I’m gonna do my best to get some sleep. Tomorrow it all starts over again. It’s Pride Sunday with the parade and everything. Should be another big day. Wish me luck. I’m gonna need it.

2023-07-16 10:32:30 +0000 UTC View Post

Wooo! It’s been a great day so far! Dancing at Stag all day ..

Wooo! It’s been a great day so far! Dancing at Stag all day for Pride here in Portland. I’m getting back to my go go dancing roots dancing on the bar top between stage sets. Loving it! You get to be above EVVVERYYYBODY and see everything! I feel like how my higher self must feel all of the time. It’s a hot day too! 90+ degrees outside. I’m playing grandpa and making sure everybody is staying hydrated and taking care of themselves. Dancers and customers, alike! Might get some dancing videos today. We’ll see! Hope to see you guys here! 🤗😘

2023-07-15 21:08:17 +0000 UTC View Post

Hope everybody is having a great day so far! Still learning ..

Hope everybody is having a great day so far! Still learning how to write and not use certain explicit words that OF does not allow. I wrote a pretty lengthy explanation of my philosophy of strength training and weight loss but ended up just having to not use it because I couldn’t figure out which words were being flagged. Oh well! I’ll figure it out in time. Going to go for a run and then get ready for another night of dancing at Stag. One more day until Portland Pride! I hope to see you guys there 🤗

2023-07-14 01:15:19 +0000 UTC View Post