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Sniffin’ out adventure… [Bonus points if you get this refere..

Sniffin’ out adventure… [Bonus points if you get this reference] 🐾

Getting up bright and early today, stillllll moving. Wish me..

Getting up bright and early today, stillllll moving. Wish me luck!! 💕

Stilllll moving! I’m messy and icky rn (literally just manag..

Stilllll moving! I’m messy and icky rn (literally just managed to pour dirt all over myself), so enjoy a pic from when I was slightly less gross.

Taken 2 seconds before a stranger opened the door, because I..

Taken 2 seconds before a stranger opened the door, because I’m an idiot who doesn’t know how to use locks.

Went wild fingering myself during my show last night 🤭 iykyk..

Went wild fingering myself during my show last night 🤭 iykyk…

FREE STREAM TONIGHT!! Tune in around 8:30pm CDT (maybe 9) fo..

FREE STREAM TONIGHT!! Tune in around 8:30pm CDT (maybe 9) for a classic Saturday Night Fap Fest™️. Check your DMs for updates!

There will be boobies and butts and snizz galore!!!

Should I stream Saturday night?? Leave a ❤️ if you wanna see..

Should I stream Saturday night?? Leave a ❤️ if you wanna see alllllllll of me tomorrow… 😛

More apartment hunting today! Wish me luuuuuck!!

More apartment hunting today! Wish me luuuuuck!!

🤫 Shhhh… don’t wake my roommate! Longest, steamiest video y..

🤫 Shhhh… don’t wake my roommate!

Longest, steamiest video yet. From catching your eye at the concert, to losing my inhibitions and sneaking you into my room, the chemistry is too intense to overlook… 🫦

Swipe for 2 free preview videos! The second is so wet you can hear it… 💦

Multiple angles, closeups, teasing, undressing, and all the passionate, intimate moments you've been craving. This one's full of desire, flirtation, and a quivering toe-curling climax. Get ready for the most satisfying, intense experience…

- 27 minutes long
- Pussy spreading

- Front and back views

- Soooo many angles

- Orgasms

- VERY real and girlfriendy

[Please be kind! Leave a ❤️ behind]

I miiiiight have shot a long and rambling masturbation video..

I miiiiight have shot a long and rambling masturbation video after the concert… Like this pic if I should I release it in time for payday 😈

Fancy a sneaky peeky?

Fancy a sneaky peeky?

Oh godddddd the moving hell is unending. Here is a photo fro..

Oh godddddd the moving hell is unending. Here is a photo from a simpler time, where I wasn’t balls deep in boxes and despair.

I honestly just wanna be cozy at home tonight. Wanna snug an..

I honestly just wanna be cozy at home tonight. Wanna snug and watch documentaries with me? 🥺

Wanna fool around tonight? Tip me $20 to get started with so..

Wanna fool around tonight? Tip me $20 to get started with some very enthusiastic one-on-one time.

I’m sweaty and horny AF, and after all this hard work I could really use a good ‘gasm to unwind… 😈

Looking for clues… and maybe a little something more.

Looking for clues… and maybe a little something more.

Woke up in good spirits today :) My titties are catching the..

Woke up in good spirits today :) My titties are catching the light perfectly ✨ And the little pussy peek ain’t bad either…

Telling filthy secrets with my IRL friend @taylorwould …. [T..

Telling filthy secrets with my IRL friend @taylorwould …. [Tbh she and I have some major unspoken sexual chemistry, and I swear to god it’s only a matter of time before we act on it…]

Also don’t forget to follow her too, so you can hear the see the other half of the live on her page as well. Also because she’s hot and sweet 💕

Free stream tonight! Join me at 8pm CDT for Saturday Night F..

Free stream tonight! Join me at 8pm CDT for Saturday Night Fap Fest™️!

This will be my last show for a little while, as I’m about to be balllllz deep into moving. Until then, I want you to imagine being balls deep in me…

DOUBLE SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!! 1.) Today is Pi Day, and as su..

DOUBLE SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!

1.) Today is Pi Day, and as such, I’ve marked down my ever popular Snow White set. For the next week, you can get it for 50% off! ⬇️
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2.) TOMORROW night marks the return of Saturday Night Fap Fest™️!!! It’s probably going to be my last show in Austin, so pretty please join me to celebrate. By wanking, that’s how we celebrate things around here 👊 💦

Horny AF now, probably gonna be horny AF later. Tip me $20 t..

Horny AF now, probably gonna be horny AF later. Tip me $20 to schedule some one on one playtime… 🫦

[Please ignore the mess behind me… still moving 😅]

Like this post if you want me to stream this Saturday…

Like this post if you want me to stream this Saturday…

2 girls, 1-up. Happy Mario Day!! Check your DMs for a specia..

2 girls, 1-up. Happy Mario Day!! Check your DMs for a special Mario Day treat ;)

Getting cheeky with my IRL friend, @taylorwould this Saturda..

Getting cheeky with my IRL friend, @taylorwould this Saturday at 8pm-ish. We’ll be going live on both of our pages, so be sure to follow each of us so you don’t miss out.

I never do this, but I snapped these pics and they’re too ho..

I never do this, but I snapped these pics and they’re too hot to keep to myself. No filters, no makeup, no nuthin’. Just me fully naked, enjoying myself in the mirror 😈

Tell me to be a good girl and to get on the road already!! M..

Tell me to be a good girl and to get on the road already!! Making my trek back to Austin, and I just wanna stay in bedddd…

Freshly showered and HORNY AF. DM me so we can lend each oth..

Freshly showered and HORNY AF. DM me so we can lend each other a helping hand…

[Seriously. I know a lot of creators have management or use chatters, or fake everything about themselves. I don’t. And right now, I am desperately fucking horny. Let’s bust together.]

I think this is what’s commonly known as “sweater meat”.

I think this is what’s commonly known as “sweater meat”.

You know me, I can’t handle ✨normal✨ for toooooo long…

You know me, I can’t handle ✨normal✨ for toooooo long…

A lil sweet treat to start off your day ;)

A lil sweet treat to start off your day ;)

Supposed to be shooting and prepping for tonight’s free stre..

Supposed to be shooting and prepping for
tonight’s free stream, but I literally cannot stop masturbating. One thing’s for sure, it’s gonna be a hell of a show 🔥

Showtime starts around 8:30ish CST. Maybe closer to 9, if I keep flicking the bean lol.