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What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

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I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.

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Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them!

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Dungeons and tiddies, I roll a D20 for my next move. Will you use eyes of charming to placate me or perhaps you have a different approach to besting me 😏

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Dates are funny. First they tell you they’re busy and then six months later they’re asking why you never call.

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I went to the doctor about my kleptomania. He said I have to take something for it.

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I just got fired from my job at the bank. Apparently, I can’t tell the difference between a customer’s check and a grocery list.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.

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I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. 

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now. 

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I don’t trust stairs. They’re always up to something.

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When scientists take a nap, do they win a Nobel “Siesta”?

When scientists take a nap, do they win a Nobel “Siesta”?

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I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves