I’m going live this Friday night! 9pm CST. I’ll be talkin..
I’m going live this Friday night!
9pm CST.
I’ll be talking history and will have lots of toys with me that we can have fun with :) 💋
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Get in, I’ve got my Asstronaut Kit and we’re going to Uranus..
Get in, I’ve got my Asstronaut Kit and we’re going to Uranus!
I got a chance to play with a space-themed anal play kit and used the biggest butt plug I’ve ever tried so far, and it glows in the dark AND vibrates!
Cum check it out in your inbox! 🚀🪐👽
Want to join the Mile High Club? Pan American World Airways..
Want to join the Mile High Club?
Pan American World Airways (or, Pan Am) was founded way back in 1927 and by the 1950s and 60s it became synonymous with luxury air travel and Pan Am stewardesses were the height of professional glamor.
Becoming a stewardess was like becoming a model: they had stringent criteria to meet from height, weight, appearance and even how to smoke a cigarette.
In spite of what I imagine, it looks like they weren’t actually permitted to wear anything risqué under their uniforms, so you’ll have to pretend it looked something like this.
The Little Green Fairy: Absinthe, a spirit containing green..
The Little Green Fairy:
Absinthe, a spirit containing green anise and wormwood, has a long and fun history. The short of it, though, is that it was considered a hallucinogen much loved by bohemian culture and was referred to as "the green fairy."
The Green Fairy association became synonymous with absinthe culture: whether you were hallucinating that the green fairy was visiting you, or you were loosely interpreting the green color of the absinthe and its effects as fairylike, is up to the imbiber.
I like to think the green fairy, if she lived in New Orleans, would probably don a micro bikini in a bright green color and hang out in a haunted pool and it would probably look something like this.
The Ass-Tronaut Kit Unboxing: En Route to Uranus! I don't k..
The Ass-Tronaut Kit Unboxing: En Route to Uranus!
I don't know if there's anything more up my alley (um...literally) than this.
“After seeing the Earth from the moon, Neil Armstrong said i..
“After seeing the Earth from the moon, Neil Armstrong said it changed his perception of humanity. Before there were arbitrary divisions and strife, but afterwards he only saw one people: all losers who hadn’t been on the moon, ever.”
Here’s my latest space nerd video. I talked about Apollo 11 and the new Artemis Mission, did a striptease at the end and also used my alien dildo to masturbate. For, um, research purposes. 🚀👽
The last part is in your inboxes 💋
Microbikinis, or swimsuits that cover what's only absolutely..
Microbikinis, or swimsuits that cover what's only absolutely necessary, were invented in the 1970s by French fashion designers. The designs were intended to use as little material as possible to accentuate the female form (hence the term string bikini, or a bikini held only together by strings).
2024-05-11 05:01:03 +0000 UTC View PostA few outtakes from the alligator suitcase 🧳
A few outtakes from the alligator suitcase 🧳
2024-05-10 05:01:11 +0000 UTC View PostBack at the pool that was built over the oldest graveyard in..
Back at the pool that was built over the oldest graveyard in New Orleans (used from 1720-1791) 👻 ✨
2024-05-09 05:01:10 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s shorts and T-shirt weather. Allowing a longer recess fo..
It’s shorts and T-shirt weather. Allowing a longer recess for today 🩶🍎
2024-05-08 05:01:39 +0000 UTC View PostBamboo-handled parasols, like the vintage one I’m holding he..
Bamboo-handled parasols, like the vintage one I’m holding here, have been around since around the year 700 AD and began to be widely used by the Middle Ages.
This one is modeled after the Japanese style, but you’ll see them used in many cultures from that time. They were typically made of silk or paper and adhered to a wooden stick and were for protection from the sun, as well as adornment for tea or geisha ceremonies. As a result, the colors and patterns used represented one’s status.
It wasn’t until a bit later that they were adapted to act was umbrellas during monsoon season, utilizing durable and water-repellent materials while still retaining a flavor of a traditional Japanese aesthetic.
The History of Sex Toys: Part 4, The Greek Way 🍑
The History of Sex Toys: Part 4, The Greek Way 🍑
2024-05-06 05:01:02 +0000 UTC View PostA 1960s white corset top and surfer print swim shorts! Surf..
A 1960s white corset top and surfer print swim shorts!
Surfer culture became popularized in part due to The Beach Boys, who made music that had catchy harmonies, relatable lyrics and a sound that made them instantly recognizable. Despite becoming synonymous with beach culture and a hit entitled “Surfin’ “, only one of them can surf! 🏄🏼♂️ 🌊
There’s no way I’m not winning the wet T-shirt contest in th..
There’s no way I’m not winning the wet T-shirt contest in this thing 💦
2024-05-04 05:01:05 +0000 UTC View PostA 1880s Victorian, beaded and fringed shawl was the featured..
A 1880s Victorian, beaded and fringed shawl was the featured piece for my May Rebill-On subscribers!
Victorian clothing is always significantly smaller and more delicate than you’d imagine it to be. Not only were people generally more petite, but clothing from that long ago tends to fall apart easily (depending upon what it’s made of).
This piece fit and still has a lot of life left in it, so I had some fun trying it on.
The rest of the spicy photos and a video of me masturbating with a big, black dildo to match the look was sent to my subs with renew on for free! Swipe to the end for a preview!
The Hawaiian shirt: also known as an Aloha shirt It was fir..
The Hawaiian shirt: also known as an Aloha shirt
It was first popularized in the 1920s and 1930s in Hawaii when, as the Smithsonian Institute suggests, due to Japanese women living in Hawaii fashioning men’s clothing out of leftover kimonos.
While the prints and patterns were originally considered feminine, visiting to Hawaii was considered a great luxury in the 1930s and so, despite the flowery tropical patterns, became a major status symbol in the mainland United States.
During the 1940s and into the 1950s celebrities like Elvis and Bung Crosby wore them, further cementing it as a closet staple for tropical and beach attire.
As the Smithsonian concludes, through the ages it has become ubiquitous with corny-suburban-dad-wear. Hence, the Jazz Fest dad association.
An original copy of Abbie Hoffman’s “steal this book.” Hoff..
An original copy of Abbie Hoffman’s “steal this book.”
Hoffman was an iconic political and social activist in the late 1960s and into the 1970s. He was a founding member of the Yippies, a counterculture movement, one of the Chicago 7, and a big proponent of the Flower Power movement.
He published a book (the one I’m holding) about ways to subjugate the government and big corporations as part of social and political activism.
If you have no idea what I’m talking about, go check out the movie The Trial of the Chicago 7. It’s a great primer.
The photos are an aside - I keep the book next to my bed but I figured the long hair, the free love vibe, all that.
The third part in my series on historical sex toys: Ben Wa b..
The third part in my series on historical sex toys: Ben Wa balls!
I included the history lesson video, and a teaser video of me trying them out. The full video for that is in your inboxes 🥰💋
A vintage Bye Bye Birdie promotional T-shirt 🧡🖤 Bye Bye Bir..
A vintage Bye Bye Birdie promotional T-shirt 🧡🖤
Bye Bye Birdie is a musical, popularized by the 1963 movie starring Ann Margaret and Dick Van Dyke. The play is loosely based on a 1950s singer who’s your picturesque greaser crooner (Conrad Birdie) who is drafted into the war, completely detailing his career and that of his songwriter.
To turn things around, a new hit tune is written for the famous crooner to sing on national television to a lucky teenage girl (played by Ann Margaret).
The musical is a fun watch (I mean c’mon it’s Ann Margaret!) with catchy songs and your prototypical 1950s shenanigans.
I had a small part in a production of Bye Bye Birdie in my early high school years and while I won’t remember much about the backstage shenanigans, or having to sing How Lovely to be a Woman a gazillion times to prepare for my audition, but I do remember my very first kiss was offstage with the lucky kid who got to play Conrad Birdie 💋
Wet Hot American Summer The wet T-shirt contest was first i..
Wet Hot American Summer
The wet T-shirt contest was first introduced in the 1970s in West Palm Beach, Florida after (I kid you not!) seeing it performed in New Orleans bars!
As I’m sure you’re aware, it’s a contest where contestants wear thin white T-shirts, often without bra, and are drenched with water resulting in the fabric clinging to their breasts. Contestants then dance for a crowd and the rowdier the response determines their placement in winning.
Often bar owners were fined with indecency charges, which resulted in police requiring at a minimum of “scotch tape” to cover the nipples.
This bathing suit checks all of those boxes and thankfully no scotch tape is required here.
🤍💦
Jazz Fest Dad 🌺🎷🍹 last pic is for when they give you free t..
Jazz Fest Dad 🌺🎷🍹
last pic is for when they give you free tickets to jazz fest with a private bathroom and an order of of crawfish bread with your beer
(I’ll do a post on the history of Jazz Fest and the jazz fest dad trend. For now just enjoy the view)
I really wanted to come up with a fun Austin Powers-related ..
I really wanted to come up with a fun Austin Powers-related gold themed caption but I thought y’all might be more clever than I am.
Best comment gets the langiappe photos to their inbox 😜
A 1970s campaign ringer tee declaring how a woman’s place is..
A 1970s campaign ringer tee declaring how a woman’s place is in the house…and the Senate!
In 1970, only one woman had a spot in the US Senate. Only 11 held spots in the House.
To put that in perspective, there are 100 Senate seats, and 435 House spots! Wild.
As of today, there are 25 women holding Senate positions and 126 in the House. It sounds like a decent amount of movement until you realize it’s been over 50 years since then, and women still don’t hold even half of the seats despite being representing roughly half of the population!
Got to test out my new microphones and tripod setup! I made ..
Got to test out my new microphones and tripod setup! I made a JOI video and leaned into the ASMR-side of it.
The history of offering Jerk-Off Instructions (JOI) isn’t clear, and I couldn’t find any scholarly articles to support the internet’s opinions about it. It looks like it was included in the early VHS porn tapes and with the dawn of the internet, spread like wildfire into erotica forums, videos, ASMR, and so on.
While scouring the internet for the history of JOI, I did some across a funny joke and thought y’all would get a kick out of it?
“Professor, any idea on the history of jerk-off instructions?”
“My ex-girlfriend invented the phrase way back in 1970 telling me to go fuck myself.”
I sent the video to your inboxes 💋🧳
A look inside what’s in my 1920s alligator leather, silk-lin..
A look inside what’s in my 1920s alligator leather, silk-lined sex box!
I gave a quick lesson on the history of alligator leather, and then show you some of the toys in the box while talking about my historical sex toy series I’m doing!
Ben-wa balls are up next in the series, followed by Greek style toys (if you’re not familiar with that term it means anal play 🍑)
It’s worth watching until the end, promise. 💚
Good morning, Vietnam! The catchphrase from the 1980’s movi..
Good morning, Vietnam!
The catchphrase from the 1980’s movie popularized by Robin Williams was actually (loosely) based on a true story of an Armed Forces Radio DJ, Adrien Cronauer.
Cronauer, a Sargeant stationed in Saigon during the Vietnam War, had the 6am time slot (known as the Dawn Buster) and started every morning by hitting the airwaves with that famous greeting.
Not vintage, but cool nonetheless: A sheer bodysuit with em..
Not vintage, but cool nonetheless:
A sheer bodysuit with embroidered snakes down it to match the snake voodoo veve tattoo down my arm.
Veves (pronounced vay-vays) are voodoo symbols representing various aspects of that belief system, and used as a beacon (or connection point) to the lwa (sometimes spelled as loa) which are the spirits of the voodoo world.
Voodoo is practiced in several parts of the world, with Louisiana obviously being home to its own branch. The lwa of the Louisiana voodoo is influenced heavily by the gods in traditional religions found in West Africa.
The snake is ornamental, with no particular calling to a singular lwa - in this case it just looks really cool (and matches my new bodysuit!) 🐍
The 40 & 8: This is a handprinted tee made for the shop usi..
The 40 & 8:
This is a handprinted tee made for the shop using linocut of a design from the 40 and 8.
The 40 and 8 is an independent, invitation-only honor society for veterans that was founded in 1920 after World War I.
Back in World War I, American soldiers in France would be moved to the front line in box cars which had the numbers 40 and 8 painted on the side denoting either 40 men or 8 horses could fit inside.
As one can imagine, the conditions were deplorable So in the trenches of World War II men who had this experience and getting into the front line via a box car formed a society with others that had that same experience.
About a year ago, a really rare fireman jacket with the 40 and 8 came into the shop and it had this design on it with a skull. It was reworked and designed as another signature for my shop. ☠️
(ps for anyone concerned about the string, its attached to Ben-wa balls)
It’s been a minute since I’ve posted about space! I’m a huge..
It’s been a minute since I’ve posted about space! I’m a huge space nerd 🤓
Here’s a history lesson with a bit of astronomy in honor of my first fantasy sci-fi alien sex toy arriving from Bad Dragon. I’ve never tried a fantasy toy before but despite my apprehension, I can confidently say I’m sold on using fantasy sex toys. I sent the video to your inboxes 💋🚀👽
In the photos are original NASA prints of the Apollo 11 mission and star charts.
A Kelly green tee from The Green Knight packy (liquor store)..
A Kelly green tee from The Green Knight packy (liquor store) in Destin, Florida in the 1960s-1970s.
It was considered controversial not just because of the tagline used (“Our Knights Do It With A Stiff Lance!”) but because it was located in a dry county. It was the closest liquor store to the beach, though, so it became quite a landmark, adorned with a huge, unsightly, green knight.