Ok, so for the record, I really can grow an impressive bush! I'm wearing a sheer 1960s/1970s nightgown so for the uh, history aspect, this is could be considered a true-to-form example of what a woman of the late 1960s/early 1970s might have looked like when she put her nightgown on.
She probably would've been wearing more blue eyeshadow though.
On this day in history, Charles Darwin published the Origin of the Species, asserting the theory of evolution (I'm simplifying but stay with me here). Darwin was an interesting guy and made such an impact on society that even today there are two surviving cultural references that play on his work:
1) The Darwin Awards (worth a google if you're not familiar)
2) A list of pros and cons on marriage, which lists out the funny annoyances of having a longterm parter.
He ultimately decided the pros outweighed the cons, stating that "Only picture to yourself a nice soft wife on a sofa with good fire, & books & music perhaps."
He left out the part where it would be preferable that she be wearing skimpy red lingerie, but did add in a funny section in the Con section about having to visit relatives.
The 70s were a weird time. I can't tell if this shirt means what I think it means in the most "sock it to me" come-hither way. Or if it means something else but put on a sexy little croptop.
There were too many good photos from this set to cut it down - enjoy them all 💋
You know how people buy expensive cameras and then set them up to record things that like, seem like a good idea at the time to test out just how cool your camera is but in reality c'mon, you're never going to watch that? Like the 4th of July fireworks, or your 3-hour college graduation ceremony.
This is not like that.
Enjoy 💋
(Full vid is in your inboxes!)
Just admiring my hair...all of it. 🤭
2024-11-21 12:00:22 +0000 UTC View PostNo history lesson for today - just enjoy the view 💋
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When you ask me to cook you dinner but this is the only apron I own 😈
(It's a 1920s hand-embroidered decorative apron with ribbon ties, for those concerned about my cheeky captions as I try on antique clothing.)
Happy Monday! If I can take on this massive dildo, you can definitely take on your Monday! 😉💜💚
2024-11-18 12:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
A little mid-century Japanese work-wear kimono moment.
I came into a collection of these from a WW2 collector and historian. These pieces are really neat - they're heavy, thick cotton (almost like canvas) and in a variety of patterns with muted tones of red, blues and grey. They're considered Japanese workwear and would've been worn as your average daily outfit to perform errands, or work in your garden, or what have you - like an equivalent to overalls.
Come on over and I’ll read you some stories from Lady Chatterly’s Lover which details explicit romance and sex between a high-class woman and her employed gamekeeper.
The book was published in France & Italy but was considered SO salacious that it was a landmark case for obscenity. Some of the sticking points were the use of the word “fuck” and how erotically a woman’s parts were described. The book publisher won the case and over 3 million books were immediately sold (😏).
My first hand job video! 🫶🏻💦
Watch me tease and stroke a cock, sitting naked between his legs, until he explodes a big load all over my hand! 🤤💦
I sent the full 9+ minute video to your inboxes! 💋
One of my favorite sets: matching my butt plug to my lingerie 🤭
Butt plugs were invented in the early 1900s as quack science to cure all kinds of ailments totally unrelated to your butt and while they were eventually pulled from the market as a “medical device”, they began showing up in sex shops because people knew what was up.
I know a butt plug can’t cure the common cold but given this cold I have going on I’ll try anything 😅
Happy Hump Day!
I just sold my 1950s sailor costume and got a chance to talk about the classic literature piece that is Moby Dick.
Written in 1851, it was inspired by a real-life whale, Mocha Dick (totally the name. Totally ordering my coffee like this from now on).
The real-life whale (Dick) had rammed (hey, rammed was the word they used. It also just fits into my sexual narrative here) ships in the 1830s, causing a huge news sensation.
Another fun fact: the book was decimated to Nathaniel Hawthorne who, if you aren’t familiar, is a fascinating character and I’ll have to do a post on him another time.
Anyway, I made a video, ramming a dick. It’s vulgar but it matches the literature so enjoy! 💋
🐋💦🏴☠️
Starting to feel a lil bit like a jungle woman for No Shave November 😻
2024-11-12 12:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
No-Shave November is going well so far over here!
A fun fact: Louis Armstrong (the guy on my t-shirt) got his start in Storyville, which was the red-light district of New Orleans in the early 1900s. He'd sneak in to watch King Oliver's band play and eventually they finally told him to just come on over and learn to play an instrument. King Oliver personally took him under his wing, taught him to play cornet (and then trumpet) and the rest is history. Louis Armstrong quickly became a jazz great, making jazz from the 1920s through it's resurgence in the 1960s.
A 1920s embroidered class signature pillowcase. I couldn’t find much on the history of these things but apparently this was a trend alongside traditional yearbooks in the early decades of the 1900s!
2024-11-08 12:00:40 +0000 UTC View PostI was going to make a joke saying, Look Zaddy, no hands! But this video is ONLY hands.
Saying, "Look Zaddy, no toys!" doesn't have the same ring to it.
You get it.
I used two hands, had one authentic orgasm, and zero toys were involved. 🤭🌟💕
In honor of the election, a little throwback in this Americana getup ❤️🤍💙
2024-11-06 12:00:43 +0000 UTC View Post
Ok the hat is giving vintage feminine edge lord but I'm leaving it because I love hats even if they look better on people that are not me, and I love the lore around them.
This is a 1940s velvet hat with faux flowers. Women's fashion throughout the 20th century typically included a hat for most outings. As tradition would have it, her hat would be worn tilted to her right side, as her gentleman accompaniment was typically on her left. Gentlemen accompanied women on their left side throughout history for two (main) reasons:
1. In antiquity, a man's swrd hand was trained to be with his right hand, and his swrd would be worn on his left side. Should a situation arise, he could easily access it without concern to her as he accessed it.
2. In more modern times in America, women walked on the building-side of the thoroughfare, away from the road where carriages/cars were.
So, women's hats were designed to lean to their right side to allow for easy gazing upon their company who traditionally would be on her left. 💕
Happy Monday! Did you check out my first shower video? I both got squeaky clean AND didn't get my camera wet so I'd say we're off to a solid Monday.
We're in No-Shave November which means I'm not shaving my armpits, or my bush all month! Let's see how wild this party down here gets 🥳
Set the clocks back an hour which gives you one more hour to...💋
2024-11-03 12:00:43 +0000 UTC View PostThe moment you’ve all been waiting for…b/g content!🤤
I started off easy with one of my favorite things: a blow job.
The term “blowjob” originated in the late 1940s, printed in Tijuana Bibles, which, if you haven’t seen them, are dirty comics. I’ve had them in my shop before and they’re small, handheld paper comics depicting all kinds of sex acts between comedic lines.
Before that there were a variety of names: giving head, fellatio, etc.
I’m sure you’re not reading any further at this point so enjoy the show 💋
I sent the full video to your inboxes! 👅
It's No-Shave November!
Who knew going full 70s would be so popular? All month long I'll be posting photos of my full-grown out bush, making videos with high-def close-ups. 🤤
To start us off right, here's a clip from my very first video featuring my body hair from my long soft hair on my head, to my armpits, to my bush.
Don't miss it! Come December 1st I'm going to make a video shaving it all off until my pussy is smooth and silky and shines like the Sears Tower so Rudolph knows just where to bury his nose 😉🤭
Happy Halloween! 🎃 👻
You guys see me in costumes all the time so I thought “naked with some Louisiana moonshine and lore” might be fun.
These are legit, hand painted moonshine pottery jugs probably from the early decades of the 1900s. Moonshine is a clear, un-aged whiskey, named after it being distilled in the middle of the night with only the moon light to see to avoid being caught.
It’s been around since the 1700s but throughout Prohibition became popular, with stills created in rural areas in mostly Appalachia, but also some rural parts of the Louisiana Swamp.
It’s said to taste warm and earthy, with a strong burn, similar to vodka. But of course it depends on the distilling process, so taste can vary.
But sipping on some homemade moonshine and walking through the swamps looking for the Rougaroux sounds like a fun way to spend Halloween. 🎃
Fet Fest: I really think they missed the mark on the logo. Wouldn’t it have made more sense to say “I am coming (cumming)” ??
A fun fact: a kink is something that causes arousal that’s considered outside the traditional, vanilla norm (role play, bdsm, etc) whereas a fetish is typically explained as feeling sexual gratification from non-sexual things.
Let me tell you your fortune! 🔮
Okay honestly I’m really just a casual observer of things like astrology or ouija boards or tarot but it’s a fun way to waste time.
The orange deck, Gypsy Witch, is still made today the same way it was when it was first sold back in 1904! 🧡
I’ve done little history lessons on bodysuits before so the short of it is that they were created to give the illusion of nudity without actually being nude for stage plays.
Naturally, the form fitting bodysuit became synonymous with sexiness and has been a staple for your lingerie drawer since before this one (which is from the 70s!).
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