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Happy Sunday!

Happy Sunday!

There were so many good photos in this thing I didn't want t..

There were so many good photos in this thing I didn't want to sell you short. Enjoy them with me.

It also gives me more space to drone on about all the other fun things about the Ren Faire such as:

discovering how well I can throw tomatoes, or an axe,
how good pickles are straight from a barrel,
and getting lost in the tent mazes.

Also, like I said, everyone's got a dirty joke to subtly slip in if you're open to it and since I love Shakespeare, I'm totally here for it.

I'm sure the people in the photos behind me would be rolling..

I'm sure the people in the photos behind me would be rolling over in their graves at what I'm doing but jokes on you: I have stacks of vintage nudes and dirty photos of people getting it on from the Victorian Era to the 1970s. They're almost as hot as my photos 😏

Should we talk about the vintage Queen of Hearts costume I'm..

Should we talk about the vintage Queen of Hearts costume I'm wearing or the original Rolling Stones tour poster behind me?

Since no one probably even noticed anything except what's under the dress I'll just stick to the dress 😉

The Queen of Hearts is a character card from modern decks of cards, although if you go back in time, you'll find that many decks don't have any female characters at all.

Lewis Carroll's 1865 book Alice's Adventures in Wonderland used Queen Victoria as the inspiration for the Queen of Hearts. He had to be careful, so not to openly offend her, but in designing the character it was said that he described her stature and embellished her personality enough so as to be easily recognized by parents, by "fantastical" enough that the intended audience wouldn't know better.

Full 70s look here, from my long hair, to my nightgown, to w..

Full 70s look here, from my long hair, to my nightgown, to what's underneath it! 🪩

This is pretty rad - a 1970s army field jacket patched over ..

This is pretty rad - a 1970s army field jacket patched over to say SUPER FUNK with a huge painted Jimi Hendrix on the back. Definitely not army issue but still a neat glance into making your uniform your own during Vietnam.

🎃💜💚 A Halloween themed monster dildo! 🎃💜💚Man, Halloween real..

🎃💜💚 A Halloween themed monster dildo! 🎃💜💚

Man, Halloween really has its fangs/tantacles/monster cocks in every industry and really, I'm not complaining and I'm sure after watching this, neither are you!

I sent the full video to your inboxes! 👻💋

Still summer here! 🥵☀️

Still summer here! 🥵☀️

When you get ready for the Renaissance Faire, but we are def..

When you get ready for the Renaissance Faire, but we are definitely going to be late 😈

Following WW2, there began to be a resurgence in interest in medieval and renaissance history, most notable by the rise in folk music. Plays around the country began to include more tales with dragons or fantasy characters.

One of the turning points was a fundraiser held by a schoolteacher, who set up their backyard in 16th-century England as a class activity, which was followed by a larger-scale event held at a fairgrounds to raise money for a radio station.

Similar to what's seen today, volunteers set up booths re-enacting what life was like (blacksmiths set up an old forge, weavers set up looms, etc) and they blew up in popularity, with individuals setting up their own across the country.

If you haven't been to one, they're typically set in Elizabethan England (sometimes during the era of Henry VIII, sometimes during the Viking Age, etc) but offer everything from jousting to hair-brading, fire-breathing, jester shows, Maypole dances, leather working, blacksmithing, jewelry-making, and of course, a re-enactment of some kind by the royal court. They attract such a huge audience that actors often travel from festival to festival, as professional Renaissance Faire performers.

Interestingly, there's been ongoing debate about their accuracy. The original historians from the 1960s/1970s who provided guidance on the original festivals offered that the original festivals attempted to stick to authenticity so much that the experience was almost painful. Instead, they aim for the festivals to provide entertainment, and "trick into learning with a laugh!"

My favorite parts are getting dressed up, drinking mead and sharing a turkey leg, and watching the jester shows which, with a nod to Shakespeare, are typically subtlety naughty 😈

An oldie but a goodie, as they say. This was my first time t..

An oldie but a goodie, as they say.

This was my first time trying anything leather-kink related and I figured I'd do it just for show until WOW LEATHER FEELS INCREDIBLE ON YOUR SKIN.

I wore a vintage corset, garter and vintage driving gloves and had fun in the dressing room, getting all hot and sweaty until I came.

I sent this to your inboxes if you want to see the whole thing! 💋🖤

Fun fact: Chevrolet was created by Louis Chevrolet, and his ..

Fun fact: Chevrolet was created by Louis Chevrolet, and his brother, in the early 1900s. He was a Swiss-born, American bicycle racer-turned-race-car driver who, after setting record after record and ousting the previous first place winners, was snagged to help develop a modern car. The rest is history. Please enjoy my 80s mesh crop-top compliments of Mr. Louis Chevrolet 💋

I feel like orange is really my color. Maybe it's just nude ..

I feel like orange is really my color.

Maybe it's just nude is my color.

A fun fact: the color orange is named after the fruit. The word for orange derives from the French word for the fruit, which came from the Arabic one, which came from the Sanskrit one, which came from the Persian one.

It wasn't until the 1500s that someone described something as "orange-like" in color. Before that, the term saffron was widely used to describe the color between red and yellow. 🧡

In case you missed it, I made a video from the POV if you wa..

In case you missed it, I made a video from the POV if you wanted me to touch myself and cum only using my hands!

Lounging in lingerie, I rode my firm bed pillow until my clit was begging to be rubbed, then I laid back, slid my panties to the side, and edged rubbing my pussy using my fingers until I came hard.

This is an up-close, hi-def experience. You can even see my pussy dripping and contracting after I came. It's hot - check it out! 💋

Run (don't walk) to your inboxes.

Let me just slip out of this old vintage denim while I tell ..

Let me just slip out of this old vintage denim while I tell you about these two neat books in my lap.

Before I left the corporate world to be my own boss, sling vintage, and take my clothes off for a living (spare me clutching your strings of pearls (heh) - I have an MBA, I run this platform like a well-oiled machine and, gasp, I like doing it 😈), I dressed like the Meghan Markel of Suits but for corporate healthcare with a sprinkling of pinup. Under each pencil skirt and silk blouse was a garter belt holding up my nylons.

I really had no idea what hit me when discovering the world of vintage (and antique) denim and once I got a taste of true vintage, void of rockabilly or pinup or whatever, it's hard to go back to your old fashion sense.

I still like garter belts and nylons and now I have a collection of legit 1940s pinup dresses instead of fast fashion ones, for those keeping track.

However, as I've learned, there is an entire industry (community?) of people who go denim hunting in old mines simply to find antique workwear. Dungarees. Denim. What have you.

They head to old gold and silver mines, and dig for Levi's jeans from the late 1800s, which, if intact, go for about $100,000. Pretty wild to think that two generations ago, denim wasn't a regularly worn fashion unless you wore it as workwear.

There's a great series of books on the history of fashion intended for casual audiences entitled Avant. They published a series that covers vintage/antique workwear, American militaria, French workwear (which is where American workwear originated from) and so on. Definitely a neat read and a cool coffee table book if you need one!

A 1930s silk bed jacket and 1920s chenille sheer dancer pant..

A 1930s silk bed jacket and 1920s chenille sheer dancer pants. Believe it or not, those pants were considered the height of sexuality to wear in the bedroom back then! 💕

A little 1960s cheerleader jacket moment over 90s jeans 💋

A little 1960s cheerleader jacket moment over 90s jeans 💋

Here's the other robe from The Last Samurai (go check out my..

Here's the other robe from The Last Samurai (go check out my post from a few days ago if you're lost). I forgot to mention that these were designed from the same team who designed the costumes for The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings!

Have any of y'all ever tried to read LOTR? I love the movies, but man those books are hard to get into!

Why bother with a dressing room when you can just use the wh..

Why bother with a dressing room when you can just use the whole store to try things on? 💚♥️

When you’re the knight who won the jousting tournament 💋Plea..

When you’re the knight who won the jousting tournament 💋

Please enjoy me wearing (and not wearing) this vintage medieval-style costume. Yeah yah I know the medieval period is different from the Renaissance and the dresses were different but you get it. Shut up and enjoy the view.

(Ok I’m kidding if any of you happen to be an AskHistorians mod who wants to school me on the correct dressing styles of women from that time period have at it)

I made my first shower video yesterday! I actually had a lot..

I made my first shower video yesterday! I actually had a lot of fun and didn't ruin my camera, so if you like it I'll make this a regular thing!

The full 11+ minute video (with me trying out a new dildo at the end) was sent to your inboxes. Enjoy 💋💦💦💦

Happy Monday! 💋

Happy Monday! 💋

Sunday Funday!I live and breathe in the vintage world, and a..

Sunday Funday!

I live and breathe in the vintage world, and a few months ago got to pick a well-known costume company that was closing down. I got a lot of neat stuff, including a set of two coin-studded kimonos that were used in the movie The Last Samurai.

Trying this thing on was a workout in itself - I went to take it off the hanger and it almost fell to the floor because it's so heavy!

The Last Samurai movie is loosely based on the shift from traditional Japanese life, including the warrior class of Japan, fading into modernization and Westernization.

As I came to learn, samurai were around for centuries (1100s) until their titles and power stripped in the 1870s in favor of traditional military conscription. A caption on OF doesn't afford nearly enough space for their neat history throughout different periods of Japan but it's an interesting read if you're looking for an internet distraction from the Sunday scares.

This post is apropos of nothing which is a phrase often used..

This post is apropos of nothing which is a phrase often used by the host Sean in Hot Ones and now all I can think about is how I could totally get to the end in that show. ❤️‍🔥

A fun fact about Scoville heat units: a pharmacist created the Scoville scale way back in the early 1900s as a way to determine how much heat should be added to a ointment intended to warm the area it was applied on.

Scoville units work by determining how many times the capsaicin (what makes things taste hot) must be diluted (usually by sugar water) unless a burn is no longer detectable by the human tongue.

For example: if a pepper rates at 2,000 Scoville Heat Units, then it must be diluted 2,000 times before the heat is barely detectable. A regular jalapeño pepper is around 5,000 Scoville units. A Carolina reaper is about 1 million.

The more you know ❤️‍🔥

Alright y'all, we're in October now and I LOVE Halloween. I ..

Alright y'all, we're in October now and I LOVE Halloween. I love spooky season, I love costumes, I love lore of all things. I had the opportunity to pick an old costume shop and one of things I got was this bad boy:

It's a vintage Mardi Gras Krewe Costume - it would've been worn by someone who was in the desirable position of holding a court position. I can't figure out which Krewe it belonged to, but it's heavy velvet with a long train and with the clovers reminded me of something one might wear to the Renaissance Faire (hate all you want, I LOVE the Renaissance Faire!).

So, in lieu of the ACTUAL history of this cool cape, I'll tell you a little about Irish Queen Maeve.

If you've seen the show The Boys, Queen Maeve is depicted as a warrior-queen-superhero, but she's based on the real Celtic mythology of Queen Medb (anglicized as Maeve) who was known as a "strong-willed, cunning, promiscuous queen" and if that doesn't best describe these photos I made for you then I don't know what ☘️💋

I couldn't decide if I should braid my hair into an Ancient ..

I couldn't decide if I should braid my hair into an Ancient Greek mythology style, or find a skirt to look like Princess Leia so I'm presenting you with a choose-your-own-adventure 🌟

Just a casual look for fall and I can finally break out my D..

Just a casual look for fall and I can finally break out my Doc Martens again! 🖤

This post doesn't do them justice, but I love Doc Martens. I grew up wearing them, and a few years ago got a new pair that still wears like new. Doc Martens are actually named after a doc who, in the 1940s, invented a new kind of boot to protect a broken foot (hence the brand name it still carries today). It wasn't until the 1960s/1970s skinhead counter-culture fashion that drove Doc Martens to the level of popularity it maintains today.

I mean, I get it. A pair of black, platform lace-up boots look good with sheer black dresses, and with my thrashed, cuffed Levis. 💋

October 1st got me like 💋 Only comments accepted on this pos..

October 1st got me like 💋

Only comments accepted on this post are lyrics to THE TIME WARP 🎃❤️‍🔥💋😈

Okay, here’s the rest of the set. While you’re gooning away ..

Okay, here’s the rest of the set. While you’re gooning away your brain cells, I’ll help you keep your cock and your IQ up 🤓

Yesterday an asteroid cruising through the solar system is going to got sucked into Earth’s gravitational field and is orbiting us a little bit before it follows its path back out after Thanksgiving.

The downside is that this asteroid, named 2024 PT5, is small at only 10 meters wide so it won’t be visible to the naked eye or most amateur telescopes so don’t wait up for me to post pics.

But hey, don’t let the limitations of human vision deter you: a rock the size of a school bus is hurtling towards Earth at 2,200 miles per hour which is still fairly rare and, if its path were more nefarious, would be a catastrophic earth event.

Asteroids are organized into their characteristics and named after heroes of folktale and lore: this asteroid is in the Arjuna family, named after the hero of a Hindu epic.

The Jet Propulsion Lab out in California does a lot of cool shit, and monitoring space rocks is one of them. I can’t decide if it’s a job I’d love, or if it would cause me crippling anxiety to discover a near-Earth object like in the opening scene of Don’t Look Up. 🤓💋

This is a 1950s, legit letter sweater with the letters “OF” ..

This is a 1950s, legit letter sweater with the letters “OF” patched onto it. If this thing wasn’t made for me then I don’t know what!

I had so much fun in this piece and there were so many good photos that it’s spilling into tomorrow’s post.

Enjoy 😻😎

Good morning 💚Behind me is a hand-made poster made by The Lo..

Good morning 💚

Behind me is a hand-made poster made by The Loujon Press, in the French Quarter of New Orleans.

The Loujon Press was a 1960s avant-garde small printing press, owned by couple Gypsy Lou and Jon Webb (hence Loujon) and printed the works of then-unknown poetry greats such as Henry Miller and Charles Bukowski.