Instagram won't let me post this, so I guess it belongs here..
Instagram won't let me post this, so I guess it belongs here :)
2024-09-17 20:35:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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Do you have any good book recommendations? :)
Do you have any good book recommendations? :)
2024-09-15 20:27:01 +0000 UTC View Post🙃 This month has been really bad so far 🙃 The girls expect..
🙃 This month has been really bad so far 🙃
The girls expected much better income—usually during the summer, a lot of party groups and solo travellers come in because people with families stay with their families and go on vacations together. But in September, when school starts, older guys, fathers, are usually back in town and ready to have some fun in clubs like ours.
Well, so far, that’s not what’s happening this September. We still have about 300-400 people coming in every day, but the numbers should be higher. The girls are very frustrated and anxious. But money isn't the only issue; it’s also about sex. Some of the women admit they are sexually frustrated. I wonder how sex workers can be sexually frustrated? Well, when it becomes just a matter of habit. If a female body is used to having sex 15+ times per day, and then suddenly you’re lucky if you get it 5 times a day, it's no surprise they are not satisfied :)))
For many years, I have been complaining about this: my male ..
For many years, I have been complaining about this: my male colleagues—managers—go on business trips from time to time. They visit clubs all over Europe to gain inspiration for our own club, including experiencing the services of the women. They say it's important for them to have the experience of being a client. It’s so unfair; I want that too! But paying a sexworker wouldn’t be the same. She would be completely different with me than with her male clients.
So now our boss, the owner of the club, came to me and said, “Kathy, I agree, you should have the experience of being a client of sex services. But since there are hardly any clubs for women only, I will pay for a gigolo of your choice.”
Wow, that would be a great experiment. Now I’m intrigued by this issue. I’m browsing websites with male workers for women and trying to choose the best one for me. So far, nothing has turned me on—just oily, muscular bodybuilders with an extremely narcissistic vibe. I’m looking for a classy gentleman with a piercing gaze, kind of a mix of George Clooney and Thomas Shelby from Peaky Blinders. I can’t wait to find him.
The only dilemma: should I tell him in advance that I’m actually from the business, or should I hide my background?
One more photo in these bikinis because they are too tiny, a..
One more photo in these bikinis because they are too tiny, and I can't wear them when my neighbors are around—so the only fame these bikinis will get is here on OnlyFans :))
2024-09-09 20:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostCatching a few last bits of the sun
Catching a few last bits of the sun
2024-09-07 20:44:03 +0000 UTC View Post❓ I decided to experiment with a new content format here ❓ ..
❓ I decided to experiment with a new content format here ❓
One of the most frequently asked question from you is "How I got the job," so I decided to make a video about it. Let me know what you think of this format—I’m considering sharing the spiciest work stories as videos. Let me know (either in the comments or DMs) what you think; I’d really appreciate the feedback :)
👀 I need help 👀 For the past few days, I've been toying wit..
👀 I need help 👀
For the past few days, I've been toying with the idea of turning some of the stories into videos and I would love to know your opinion. Would you rather read the stories or hear me talk about them?
😮💨 Moaning and Groaning - part two 😮💨 Friday’s post got m..
😮💨 Moaning and Groaning - part two 😮💨
Friday’s post got me thinking about an important topic in our business—girls moaning. Some of the girls moan naturally because they’re actually enjoying it. But for most of them, it’s just an act. And here’s where the problem comes in—sometimes people even complain about it because it sounds so fake and artificial. I have to laugh sometimes when I hear the sounds coming from behind closed doors.
So yesterday, I did a small experiment. Every girl who came to my office for something, I asked to show me her moaning. They thought I was crazy at first, but then we joked about it and turned it into a funny little game. And when I heard their moaning… I realised I might need to hold a workshop for them on how to moan. Some of those sounds were really horrible—more like a dog barking than a girl’s excitement 🙃
How do you feel about women moaning during sex?
😮💨 Moaning and groaning 😮💨 A funny complaint tonight. A m..
😮💨 Moaning and groaning 😮💨
A funny complaint tonight. A middle-aged guy complained about Simona, one of our girls—she was moaning so much during sex that he couldn’t focus, and that’s why he didn’t finish. It’s funny because most of the time they complain about the opposite—that a girl is too emotionless.
But this guy told me, “You know, she exaggerated too much. She screamed like something was happening to her. Obviously, she was just trying to act and she is a really bad actress.”
Haha, I didn’t have the heart to tell him that with Simona, it’s not an act. She’s one of the nymphomaniac women we have at the club. She wasn’t acting; she was just enjoying it. I have to admit, though, it’s quite odd in our business when the one paying for the service isn’t enjoying it, and the one providing the service is screaming with excitement :)
A few days ago, my favorite actor Alain Delon left us. You k..
A few days ago, my favorite actor Alain Delon left us. You know, even though I was born in the mid-'90s, in some ways, I'm kind of an old-school girl. My sex idols have never been boys like Justin Timberlake, but classy gentlemen like Clint Eastwood, Robert Redford, and, of course, Alain Delon. I can't name my favourite movie, but for example, in Two Men in Town he looked also extra hot. To be honest, he was my first fantasy—I remember being a teenage girl, watching The Black Tulip late at night on TV and then going to bed with some very naughty thoughts 😈
2024-08-28 20:16:03 +0000 UTC View PostSex workers or therapists? “Kate, what’s wrong with me?” C..
Sex workers or therapists?
“Kate, what’s wrong with me?” Claudie, a 28-year-old girl from Romania, told me. “In recent weeks, most people want to pay me just to talk. They don’t want to have sex; they just want to talk with me about their troubles, wives, kids, feelings, and depression. I am not a therapist. You wanna fuck me? Here I am. But if you want to discuss your trauma caused by your parents, go see Dr. House, not me.”
I replied, “Claudie, are you aware that you might be the best-paid therapist in Western Europe, even without a single semester in psychology?”
Claudie said, “Hm, that might be true. But if you want a new haircut, would you visit your dentist?”
Well, that was a funny answer :)) But for real, a lot of our clients don’t actually seek sex; they are looking for a soul mate. They wanna talk, they want to be heard without being judged ...On the other hand, talking to working women about problems might be much more costly than seeing an actual therapist. 😊
I am obsessed with those new photos 💚
I am obsessed with those new photos 💚
2024-08-22 21:58:01 +0000 UTC View Post💒 Different Types of Brothels - Part 4 💒 When people think ..
💒 Different Types of Brothels - Part 4 💒
When people think of a brothel, they often picture a place where customers go for erotic services. Simple. But there are several types of establishments in this industry that I'd like to describe in the following posts, because each one is different. Next time you talk about this industry with your friends after a couple of beers at the pub, you'll come across as an absolute expert. 😊
***Independent girls*** – this is the last type of sex work I haven't described, although it’s not done in the club. I’m talking about independent women who work in hotels or their own places rather than in clubs. It’s fairly easy to find sites where these women post their ads, but finding the right one to book can take a long time. First, you need to go through photos – many women advertise without showing their faces or use photos that aren't of them to protect their privacy. In the end, you might see someone who looks nothing like their photos (which is a common scam here in Europe).
If you like someone based on their photos, the next step is to read their information and the entire ad – some women only work certain hours, so your chosen one might not be available. It’s also good to read about the services they offer to avoid expecting something they can’t provide. Then, you need to contact the woman and arrange a booking. Some require screening – they will ask for your ID to ensure their safety.
Most independent women in Europe rent an apartment where another person stays with them (it’s common for them to hire a bodyguard who is in the next room, ready to intervene if something happens) or require bookings in 4 or 5-star hotels. Independent women can be a good choice for those who don’t mind spending a lot of time selecting and are willing to pay a higher amount for long-term companionship. Most of them offer services from two hours and longer, unlike in Laufhauses or FKK clubs, where services can last as little as 10 minutes.
The downside of this type of service is that sometimes, it can get a little dodgy – if you, as a customer, are walking into a stranger’s flat, anything can happen... I know some girls who were working in the UK, and they told me that it is super dangerous there – both for women and customers...
Are you joining me or what? :)
Are you joining me or what? :)
2024-08-18 21:30:03 +0000 UTC View Post🙃 Clock fail and lucky client 🙃 A girl came to my office, a..
🙃 Clock fail and lucky client 🙃
A girl came to my office, a bit worried about the new girl in the room next to hers. “She’s still with her client, and it’s been over an hour. But he only paid for half an hour…” she said. While it’s the girl’s responsibility to manage her time, I decided to check the room for security reasons.
Well, it wasn’t okay. We discovered the problem: each room has a big wall clock to track time, and it’s up to the girl to manage it. But I never imagined I’d hire someone who couldn’t read an analog clock! She confessed that she could only read digital clocks and had no idea how much time had passed.
I tried to confront the client about his honesty, implying he must have known his time was up. But he just laughed and said, that it is not really his problem. Life isn’t always fair.
Lesson learned. From now on, the entrance interview will include a new question: Can you read an analog clock? :)
My new morning ritual - yoga by the pool :)
My new morning ritual - yoga by the pool :)
2024-08-14 21:57:01 +0000 UTC View PostStupid Rivalry Between Clubs Recently, some of the clubs he..
Stupid Rivalry Between Clubs
Recently, some of the clubs here started pushing the working girls to choose whether they will work at their club full-time. If not, they can't work there. Their issue is that the girls are switching between clubs, and they want them to be exclusively "theirs."
In our club, it's like this: the girls pay rent for the night. Everything they make stays with them. They just pay the rent. They are free to rent rooms in other clubs as well. They work two days in one club, and the other days in another club, etc. Why not? There is no exclusivity. They are freelancers and can do whatever they want, working for whomever they wish. Our club is number one in the city, in the country, and one of the best in Europe. Number two in our city is a Sauna club. Not a bad club at all. There has always been healthy competition between the two of us. The capacity of the rooms in our club is limited. Right now, we have about a hundred rooms that girls can rent for a night, and we are sold out for weekends many months ahead. During the week, we are between 70-90% capacity. If I don’t have a room for a girl on the weekend, I am actually happy there is another place where she can make money. Thus, she stays in the city and doesn’t go away. Simple as that.
But recently, the girls are complaining that the managers in the Sauna are pushing them to decide. “Either you work for us or for them. It’s not normal to work in two clubs; you need to decide.”
It’s such a stupid thing to do.
Do I Give Off Mafia Vibes? Well, it might disappoint some p..
Do I Give Off Mafia Vibes?
Well, it might disappoint some people sometimes – they often expect that working as a boss in a brothel means I am part of some mafia or mob community. How far that is from the truth. I have to repeat again and again – I work as a brothel manager in a European country where this business is completely legal. It means we have to comply with many rules, we pay taxes, we cooperate with the police, and we do a lot for our girls. If you could be a guest at our Monday meetings, you might be surprised by how boring they can be – we have an IT department, a marketing department, a technical facilities department, a psychological department, etc. Many of the issues we discuss are common to any other company. What makes it different is that we sell erotica – that's all. Apart from that small detail, we are a company like many others. Sorry, no Don Corleone vibes… :)))
Uff, last night I was furious again. I swear this Austrian g..
Uff, last night I was furious again. I swear this Austrian girl, Monica, will never work in our club again. A very polite client came to my office. A bit strange, he was wearing a hat and sunglasses. He told me he had health issues—recently he had a car accident and that left him with permanently damaged skin. He went to see this girl in room 22 and told her in advance about his condition. She told him, "No problem, sweetie, we will have a wonderful time," and charged him 200 euros for one hour. She sent him to the shower, saw his naked body, but didn’t say a word.
After the shower, she literally told him, "I am disgusted by you. I think I will throw up. Get your things and get the hell out of my room now!" He kindly told her, "Okay, but I paid you 200 and I was here maybe 7 minutes," to which she replied with a laugh, "The shower doesn't go for free. Goodbye."
She immediately told the story to some other girls, so I knew the client's version was real because other girls confirmed it. Gee, I was furious. He got his money back, and I put the girl out on the spot, banning her from our club for good (for those who have been subscribed to me for a long time, you know about the "everyone deserves a second chance", but this was a huge NO).
I am really excited about this photoshoot. Hopefully, I will..
I am really excited about this photoshoot. Hopefully, I will get the pictures from it tomorrow, so I will be able to show them to you—and believe me, they will be super sexy and naughty 😈
2024-07-25 21:34:02 +0000 UTC View Post💒 *Different Types of Brothels - part 3*💒 When people think..
💒 *Different Types of Brothels - part 3*💒
When people think of a brothel, they often picture a place where customers go for erotic services. Simple. But there are several types of establishments in this industry that I'd like to describe in the following posts, because each one is different. Next time you talk about this industry with your friends after a couple of beers at the pub, you'll come across as an absolute expert. 😊
***Laufhaus/Windows*** – This is the type of club where I work. A Laufhaus is one big building with a number of rooms (it can be up to 100) which are rented by the club to the working girls. Each girl has her own room, usually decorated by herself, and she pays the rent for each of the days she works.
Laufhauses can have several floors filled with rooms, bars, smoking areas, and chill-out zones. Some of the bigger clubs also have a restaurant or their own strip club for customers who don’t want to go to the rooms. Laufhauses are great for their flexibility—if you plan to spend the whole day there, you can, and if you are looking for quick service, they are also a great option. In Laufhauses, the girls work as independent contractors, meaning it is up to them how many days a week/month/year they want to work. They decide their own prices and services. The club provides them with a place to work, cleaning services, security, and management, but the club is never part of the deal between her and the client. She needs to speak with the customers and pick them up.
The girls stand in front of their rooms, and the customers walk past them. In the biggest Laufhauses in the EU, there can be up to 100 girls, so sometimes it takes time for customers to see all the girls. If a customer sees someone they like, they can go speak with her. If they make a deal (the deal is usually made in front of the room), she will invite him to her room and close the door. Usually, it is also possible to have a waitress bring something to drink to the room. In some clubs, you can also order food to the room if you plan to spend multiple hours there with the girl/girls.
The only disadvantage is almost zero anonymity—the clubs are visible from the street and you will meet a lot of other visitors inside.
As I mentioned a few days ago about the new Netflix sci-fi s..
As I mentioned a few days ago about the new Netflix sci-fi series "Three-Body Problem," I have to say I am not much of a sci-fi fan. But I am a huge fan of the three-body problem in my bed ;) It's a never-ending discussion among my friends about the best solution to the three-body problem in bed… MMF, FFM, or even FFF? As I like all three combinations, I have to say I prefer MMF—sorry guys if I disappointed your lesbian fantasies. But I really love being at the centre of the erotic attention of two handsome men. Maybe because most of the time I am actually involved in FFM or FFF, MMF is much rarer for me, so I enjoy it more intensely :)
2024-07-21 21:58:02 +0000 UTC View Post👽 Intergalactic sex 👽 It's funny how Netflix sometimes set..
👽 Intergalactic sex 👽
It's funny how Netflix sometimes sets new standards for human sexual fantasies. After the recent hugely successful series, "Three-Body Problem," we have seen increased interest in alien sex. Yesterday, we even had a customer who brought a costume of an alien woman and paid a Spanish girl, Lucia, to wear it and play an alien hot chick for him. I must admit she looked pretty sexy. He even wanted to play the soundtrack from "Three-Body Problem" so the alien illusion would be perfect.
For those of you who have no clue, in the series (and the original book), the alien race's appearance is never revealed, leaving the door open for many speculations. Fortunately, nobody told this client that the most probable appearance, according to many fans, is actually insectoid and the size of a grain of rice. Not a sexy idea at all!
❓ How would you understand the offer: one sex, 100 euros, 30..
❓ How would you understand the offer: one sex, 100 euros, 30 minutes ❓
Yesterday's client complaint made me realize how differently we can comprehend the word "SEX". A German customer didn't speak a word of English, so this Romanian girl, Alexandra, made an easy deal with him: one sex, 30 minutes, 100 euros. He finished after 15 minutes but wanted to continue; however, she told him no. They started a heated discussion which ended with her pushing the panic button. So that is when I came to the room to solve the situation.
It turned out that he understood he paid for 30 minutes of sex, no matter how many times he finished. She, on the other hand, was referring to one sex act with a maximum time limit of 30 minutes. The misunderstanding was on her part, and she agreed to refund half of the money.
This left me a bit confused. Maybe I've been in this business too long, so I would automatically also comprehend one sex as one finish. But some of my friends and even colleagues saw it the same way as the client.
How would you understand this offer?
💒 *Different Types of Brothels - Part 2* 💒 When people thin..
💒 *Different Types of Brothels - Part 2* 💒
When people think of a brothel, they often picture a place where customers go for erotic services. Simple. But there are several types of establishments in this industry that I'd like to describe in the following posts, because each one is different. Next time you talk about this industry with your friends after a couple of beers at the pub, you'll come across as an absolute expert. 😊
**Private Flats** – Private flats are an option for those who really value their privacy and want a more intimate experience. Private flats are rented apartments shared by a group of girls working together. Usually, there is a manager and security on site as well. These flats typically have 3-5 rooms, with a common area where the girls hang out and wait for clients. Unlike in clubs, the girls don't have to seek out customers – that's the manager's job. The manager is responsible for running the entire flat. The girls in managed private flats don’t have much freedom – prices and the range of services are set by the manager, and the girls give 50% of their earnings to the flat. On the other hand, their only job is to wait for the customers brought in by someone else and then perform their services. They don’t have to communicate with or seek out customers themselves; everything is taken care of.
Private flats are very anonymous – there are no signs on the buildings indicating that a private flat is located there. To enter as a customer, you need an appointment with a specific girl at a specific time. Then you receive the address, and the manager lets you in. Maximum discretion is ensured, so you won’t encounter any other customers – the girl you chose will be waiting for you at the apartment door and will take you directly to a room.
In private flats, the service is generally of higher quality because the girls try to give each customer their full attention, and they don’t see as many clients per day as in clubs, where some girls offer even 10-minute services. Private flats don’t have as many customers per day, so they make sure the customer leaves satisfied and comes back, as repeat customers are their future income. However, the downside is that private flats may not have the most attractive girls (since girls in private flats generally earn less than those in clubs), and they often use fake photos of the girls for advertising (not all, but some) or employ unfair tactics on the girls and customers.
💒 *Different Types of Brothels - part 1*💒 When people think..
💒 *Different Types of Brothels - part 1*💒
When people think of a brothel, they often picture a place where customers go for erotic services. Simple. But there are several types of establishments in this industry that I'd like to describe in the following posts, because each one is different. Next time you talk about this industry with your friends after a couple of beers at the pub, you'll come across as an absolute expert. 😊
**FKK Saunas** – Imagine a luxury wellness centre filled with the most gorgeous naked women lounging around, willing to engage in anything erotic with you. FKK stands for Freikörperkultur, which means "free body." It is a combination of wellness and sex – visitors are provided with towels, sheets, and robes, just like in a regular wellness centre. These clubs have pools, whirlpools, saunas, and steam rooms, just like a regular wellness centre, but with a dimly lit atmosphere, sexy music, and naked women walking around. The entry fee is usually higher (from $60 up to $200 for the whole day). Larger places have their own restaurants and buffets, which are included in the price. The only extras are the services of the girls if you want to engage with them.
In FKK, the prices for the services with girls are fixed and decided by the club, so the girls have less freedom in deciding their selling strategy. If you visit an FKK, it usually takes several hours, if not the whole day. In some places, the girls are allowed to approach you themselves, whereas in others, you need to make the first move so the girls don't bother or push you too much. Generally, FKK visits are a sort of social event; many visitors come in groups of friends, chilling and relaxing, chatting, and when they see someone they fancy, they just casually disappear for a few moments. 😊
🍿 Movie Tip for a Hot Summer Night: "House of Tolerance"🍿 ..
🍿 Movie Tip for a Hot Summer Night: "House of Tolerance"🍿
"House of Tolerance" is my all-time favourite movie, set in a luxurious brothel in early 20th-century Paris, France. The film delves into the complicated lives of a group of sex workers, their work, and their clientele. It has an artistic touch, so don't expect a typical Hollywood movie, but it has a really nice atmosphere that perfectly portrays the reality of a high-class brothel of that era.
Catching some vitamin D :) How is your weekend going?
Catching some vitamin D :) How is your weekend going?
2024-06-29 11:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I hear that me working as a female manager of a br..
Sometimes I hear that me working as a female manager of a brothel is kind of weird—it is presumed to be a male job... Well, not really. In nowadays Europe, maybe. But let's look at the history of our business. Throughout history, from the luxurious palaces in ancient Greece to the filthy lairs of medieval London streets to the mysterious places of dark lust in 18th-century Japan, guess what? They were all owned and operated by women. Male ownership or the manager role was extremely rare until the 20th century.
It really makes sense because most of the female managers back then stepped into this role as former sex workers so they were able to also manage it because they understood not just the girls, but also the business.