All joking aside; just pay for the “girlfriend experience” then a few more bucks a week to video chat and jerk off and then sit back and listen to all the idiots with wives and girlfriends bitch and moan about us.
I’m being totally serious here. Having a “real” woman in your bed is going to be “fucking annoying” as one guy has put it. What you want is freedom and also sex. Freedom+sex. It’s the American Cream right there 🇺🇸💦
Guys PAY FOR THESE GF EXPERIENCES. But then, just play like that is your real, actual GF, I promise you that you will either be like a real Bf and decide this is “annoying AF” or you will get enough of a gf experience that you won’t need to level up the annoying.
Real wives and girlfriends won’t do anything you are paying them ALL of your money for. Now that’s REAL LIFE.
But if you pay me, I’ll be the girl of your creams every single day 🇺🇸
https://youtu.be/EuelrbvOyHA I used to go banana sangwhich in the clubs when the dj would throw this on the tables. Any song about sex and I’m like WHOOHOOOFUCCCCCKKKKING 💃🏻Then all the guys are trying to night-at-the-Roxbury me and I’m like GET AWAY FROM ME IMMA DANCE 💃🏻 WITH MYSELF 🕺🏻
Fuuuuuck me why are we still doing passwords? This is so 1995 I can’t take it. It was sort of fun back then picking out your pets name or the person you were crushing on.
Now this is just a non-cute hassle since we aren’t allowed to use anything even remotely memorable due to the fact that may be highly guessable?
Oh god just fuck me and fuck me again.
Cant some nerd figure this out and save me?
I say on my @adoramelf page “beggar & screamer.” Which is totally true. Except jeez, not really 😝 I fucking beg for what I’m already getting and I’m screaming for more 🍦 as it’s already in my mouth 👄
I want all of us, all of you, everyone to start to not only SEE those red flags 🚩 waving, but unless there is a maple leaf 🍁 on it, you swat that twat to the ground.
This guy here, bless his hot AF heart ♥️ is a red flag 🚩 wrapped in a tempting package. This guy has spent his entire 23 yrs being handed the money his daddy gave his mommy while his mommy told him what a cute little boy he was and is. Then she made it her way of having power over him. Her love is conditional and he grew up thinking money is also linked to love.
He is 23 and he sad faces mass messages where he either really assumes or fake assumes that his empty onlyfans statement means we don’t “like” him. It make no difference if he knows what he is doing or not. This is very unhealthy behavior and the fact that I need to take it apart and point that out means that we have all been conditioned by one or more of the adults that raised us, to think this is normal.
Making people feel guilty by showing your disappointment in order to persuade them to do what you want is EMOTIONAL BLACK_mail. *look at my face it is so sad if you want that to go away then give me what I want*
It is not the job of other people to “make” you happy. Starbucks doesn’t cry 😭 and place ads up asking why people aren’t buying more coffee? Oh we better order more shit and make sure Jeff bezos can go to fucking outer space again. 🤩
No, that is not how stores work and it is also how relationships SHOULD NOT work, but too many of us have been trained to accept that it’s our job to make the people we let into our lives happy. No.
They can make themselves happy. Maybe work for your money instead of walking by me on the way home from the gym with your hand out 🎯
I may be the worst performing page that keeps this shit going, on Onlyfans.
I DO love to brag, so yeah, take a look at my no-earning statement for July.
It’s not 99% or a hundred percent like I was used to in school, but I am clearly still a decent amount ABOVE AVERAGE 🤩
My C-cups are always half full of these B’s and I’ll never back down from a challenge even when there isn’t anything challenging.
“Don’t hate the players hate the games” isn’t that what the kids are always telling each other from the benches?
“Dont hate me cause I’m beautiful” I’ve been known to warn people.
“That is not why we hate you.” Is what I hear back quite a bit. Fucking LIARS it must be my charm and wits then💋
Just when people couldn’t feel judged enough: enter the perfect feet 👣
This may be everyone’s favorite fetish 🥸 as most people feel comfortable letting the world take a gander at them while the gonads seem to be guarded more carefully.
Put your best foot forward, even they both look the same💋
One thing the world will never produce a shortage of is deceptive people.
The internet is littered with all these warnings about “narcissism” and the “red flags” we all need to be wary of, but to me, these are the sort of 🚩red flags you can only see in hindsight🚩
Part of my online mission, is to take abusive people and their behaviors when I spot them and then to present 🎁 a breakdown of problematic behavior in its raw form, so that we can all get better at spotting these fakers.
Take a look at what I found the other day ⏫⏫⏫⏫⏫
If any of you feel like total dweebs for falling for the sweet brown eyes of a taker, then don’t feel bad. This is all of our natural biology at work in our human brains that crave comfort as a necessity for our survival. These predators -male and female and all others- PREY on our basic needs and they LIE and say they are going to fill them, when all they are looking for is someone they feel is too stupid to figure out that no one cares about anyone else, because the predators don’t care about anyone or anything beyond filling THEIR OWN NEEDS.
I fell for this lady’s bullshit 🤣 I was like oh wow I play piano and I am an artist. lol 😂
🚩She straight up says she has “very specific views.” Hahahaha that means that what she thinks about the world is the correct way and no one better try and open her mind up to accepting another view.🚩people do not hide their narcissism because to them, it isn’t problematic; it is who they are and they are the best.
🚩she tells us all that she is only “here for the PPV”🚩 she is open about the fact that all she wants is your card on file being charged back to her account.
Let’s start to really listen to each other and that means taking the time to unpack what even the abusers are telling us, right to our faces. This is how we can protect ourselves effectively.
Looking at an empty wallet after someone like this has drained it faster than your balls, is not effectively protecting yourself from the next taker in this life.
“Oh damn she took me for all I’m worth. I guess I should have known it since she took it all.” No.
You should have known because she TOLD YOU that was her intentions from the start, but all you saw, was the kissy-wink at the very bottom of her bio, asking you to “be friends.”
Props to @thedarkvoice for putting so much effort into seeing me naked. I mean lots of guys will just pay to sub to my @adoramelf page and call it a day but THIS GUY saw me and then he created his own creator page and then he sits there all fucking night trying to temp me with his sexy dark voice and his very cool friends.
God dammit he knows me too well. I am one hundred percent falling for this shit. This isn’t the first time a guy has made an entire radio show just for me, but it’s the hottest time, for sure 🤰wait I mean 🥵this one. VERY HOTTT
I can’t wait to cum on his show 💦💦
Yes, we do talk about the shenanigans that males are tryna pull on our asses on the DAILY. We call it the “whisper network” and it is this open secret thing that women have been doing since forever to WARN each other about the predatory behavior and the specific PROBLEMATIC males that are loose on society that OTHER MALES refuse to rip new assholes into.
What I hear is “it is not ME.”
IDGAF
But men should; men should be giving fucks about the covert sexual and other abuse that women have to handle.
These turds are not only making our lives miserable, they are causing us to block what may very well be your nice cock, before we really should.
Take a look at how long this woman put up with this bull shit. She was giving him the benefit of the doubt as well as being respectful and treating him with dignity.
“JUST BLOCK THOSE GUYS!” Is the lame-ass suggestion that the “not-me” males ALWAYS chime in with; as if us women are too weak and stupid to have thought TO BLOCK COCKS.
IF YOUR SUGGESTION IS TO BLOCK EVERYONE THAT SEEMS WEIRD, then all you men just start fucking each other cause y’all come off creepy all the time to all of us so us women have to let you run yourself into those graves while we sit there and try and decide if we need to give you a push into them.
https://onlyfans.com/174752504/curvaceous_barbie
ATTENTION all subscribers: This is not a “shout out for shout out.” This is an AP💋 verified “worth the money, honey.” What makes curvaceous Barbie so special? Aw, where to start?
👩🏼🔬She is so pretty and curvy….you know, like a Barbie. Yeah she is a real I life Barbie doll and she isn’t some mom sitting at home jerking off (that’s me), no this is a real in her 20’s lady of the internet that has been sharing herself with people and gotten it down to a science.
👄Goddess Briana has a perfect pussy. I’ve made it a point to take a look at as many kitty Kats as I can and this one is so juicy soft pink, with a clit hood that curves very so flirtatiously and slopes down into the cutest little inner pussy lips you are ever gonna see and if that isn’t worth the low price of $5 to see for yourself then enjoy the Starbucks you bought instead.
👸This creator is also a genuine ho fo sho. She lets her REAL personality shine through in everything she posts and it has become clear that she is also a generously kind individual. She gives back what she is given. I love her and I know you will too.
🙏cum worship at her Alter of Curves 🙏
It’s 2021 and I’m excited that we finally have gotten some effective personal protection products on the market.
Ladies, those keychain peppersprayers are sooo last season and also a danger to us if we have to use them on a windy day.
Hallelujah rejoice for it has risen to stop any R-word-ist right in his creepy tracks. You simply fill the 7” (see guys, I told y’all 7inches is everyone) very real looking dildo with the “jizz juice” -or if you’d prefer some permanent blue ink like they use in the exploding dye packs in bank vaults- and then, on your way home from work or anytime on a New York City subway, firmly grasp the cock and walk around with the confidence a can-o-mace never gave us!!
If anyone even looks at all creepy you aim and *squirt all over that fuckers face 💦💦 *skeet-skeet then *skrt-skrt 🚨on outta there.
No one messes with a chick with a dick. The reason why is you gonna get a face full of jizz and if time permits go ahead and dick-slap the perp as well.
But Adorabella, what if the perp is a lunatic and I *squirt *slap and the perp is still trying to R me? DO NOT WORRY; LOOK DOWN.
You have a dick, bitch. And your dick is always hard.
Now fuck it up😵💫
This is truly the latest technology in non-lethal, non-toxic self-defense.
What are you packing? 💋
I like smart, hardworking men and women.
I like people that see something of value that they like and then they get to work figuring out how to get that shit for themselves.
I have no use for anyone, man or woman that simps around demanding other people to do even the smallest tasks for them. I do not put up with people in any part of life that waste time.
How long does it take these idiots to send a message asking for another message back that contains the link to my profile on another platform? Oh I’m pretty sure those three transactions are going to take up 3 times the time it would have taken this person to click the links in the posts he is reading, or to click the links in the bio I have posted. This person is a worthless waste of time and they project that out to the world by wasting our time.
This person has no desire to purchase anything I have for sale, but what they are doing is trying to take advantage of my perceived desire to make a sale. They want to see how much they can get out of me for nothing. Will I get excited over the prospect of a new subscriber and compose a private message just for them? NO, no I will not. I do not offer my services in any way, shape or form to people that feel entitled to demand a “free sample” before they “buy.”
If you can’t find your way into my store, without me holding your hand and leading you there, then you represent the sort of person that hasn’t gotten their life to a place where you have the expendable income to drop tips. I go for quality in my life and I work hard not only to get the finer things in my life, but I also KNOW the value of the things I let into my world.
You don’t have $10 for my VIP? 🤦🏻♀️🤣 That’s less than a movie ticket 🎟 and just because you can watch a movie for “free” at home, that doesn’t mean you can go to the theatre and demand access for “free.” Hahahaha Yet, somehow this is the whining complaint that the cheap men throw in our hot faces 🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣
WE GET IT PORN CAN BE GOTTEN FOR FREE but not mine, babe; NOT MINE💋
Not only does it cost 💲 but I also don’t want any “loser” subs. I’ve worked selling high end merch long enough to know that the customers with money are also the ones with CLASS. They aren’t so upset about the only $20 they have being handed over to you, that they will try and make you miserable just for taking it.
You can have class and not have money, but unfortunately respectful behavior and manners aren’t taught by parents that only have time to work. At the very least, expect to pay for what you consume, especially if you can see the value of it, is more than the “cheaper” option💋
You know why people don’t like you? It’s because they like themselves too much and you ain’t at all similar to them💋
“Fucking good riddance” is what mama wants your brains to start to say after you ponder any misplaced hate spewing your way.
🤷🏼♀️You don’t like me? 🚨BASIC BITCH, go get in line 🎟
*This works for men, women any non-binary or old-fashioned gender.*
🗣“they don’t deserve you.” What is that? What does that even mean? 🦾We are people, not a yearly raise that is earned.
🫂“baby, they AREN’T you” and if you are cool, then that means they aren’t cool and they are PROJECTING that fact out, by showing their disdain for 😎 cool.
It’s almost funny, when some loser can’t keep that a secret about themselves and proclaims their non-value right to the world.
I have zero time for twats. I make that known. You know who thinks that me not putting up with bull shit is somehow a sign that I am “mean?”
(It starts with a T and rhymes with TWATS).
Oh how did you know that the twats in life can’t stand it when cool people don’t want to deal and swat their twat asses right out of the conversation.
🗣”oh she is rude.” So whines the twat.
🫂”babes, stay safe and away from twats.” 🤗 hugs to the people that like you and your world will remain as bright as you are 💋
Sometimes I see a oh it can be anything and the next thing I know I’m so wet I’m slipping right off the bed!
Always practice safe sex when you are fucking an elderly woman like me.
Tie us up and down or whatever it takes.
Remember we yell a lot, but since we can’t hear that good anymore it seems like a normal talking voice to us.
I’m gonna do a live circle jerk 💦 in a few hours.
🎟 There will be an admission fee 🎟
I’m worth it and what is more important is that YOU -YES YOU- are worth it as well🥰
Anytime, we pass up on something we want, we are telling ourselves subconsciously that we don’t deserve what we desire; that we aren’t good enough to “waste” precious dollars on something “trivial.”
This is a much worse problem for men than women. Women are encouraged by each other and society to “pamper” ourselves and to make “silly” purchases of things we don’t “need” but simply exist to make us HAPPY 😃
Men are pretty simple; they don’t require much to be happy. I’ve asked them what would be the main thing in life they wished they had unlimited access to and the number one answer I get is: BLOWJOBS😍
I can’t blow you all from behind a screen, but I can be your mini-personal porn🌟
I can be the 🍭sweet treat🍭for your meat🌭in exchange for some🧀guap🥑 -no not GUAC, GUAP- FUN FACT ABOUT ME: I SPEAK JIVE 💃🏻
“Yuck me up, I don’t need no romancing💦
When my whip stops the wheels keep spinning 😵💫”
(translation: just fuck me and I have these rims that spin on my car that were very expansive so also duh I need money).
*skrt-skrt I gotta go get ready for your show💋
Please reward yourselves when you can🍰you deserve little treats and it’s self-loving when you 🥇TREAT YO’SELVES🎟
See you soon, babes🏟
Fuck tan lines! Nothing ruins a slutty outfit faster than even a jealous bitch👯sister will, than a strip of white on your neck.
Hmmm, the issue being: I do not have access to a yard for me to be naked in☀️
🍯 Hunny-Badger🦥 DGAF!!
👙💃🏻🤳 ok aka OKAY she sort of does but ONLY because fugly uck-faces will get their grandma-panties in such a bunch over a nude hot body that they will throw a Karen-meltdown🦟🙉🐖so it is better to “sort of” be top-less than to be “obviously” topless; even while there is barely a difference between the two🐰
(tanning salons are a no-go for this ho: they cost 💰 money I don’t have, and my HUGE 🍑BUTT🎂cheeks get smashed and leave another even worse white strip behind).
What I do is I take my top off while I’m laying on my stomach and then I keep laying on it so that if some C-her-on-all-the-days-she-is-always-a-cunt tries to call me out, well my top is already back on so back off, bitch💋 so far, no male has ever had a problem with my body’s need for exposure🙌
Ever wanted to see $300+ of nail polish all lined up in a row?
Yeah, it ain’t cheap being a girl and if you *scoff and think this is a “waste of money” then imagine how much of your cold hard-earned cash goes down the drain when you pay for a PEDICURE!! ( $30 including tip in California).
This is a years worth of pedicures lined up 💅
Any man wants to save money then if he is also smart he better be showing up with nail polish instead of flowers 💐 on the weekends💋
