So excited to unveil my new menu for THE GIRLFRIEND EXPERIENCE 💋
You pay the same for each package! Such a deal. There is no one else offering anything like this ONLINE 🥵🥵🥵
All packages come with *pouting* 🙁 *guilt trips 😭 *yelling 🥶 (scammer not included)
Wallet draining OF COURSE
Time consuming YOU BETCHA
Threats DON’T EVEN START, MISTER
You will really feel the close connection as over time I shorten the leash and reign in your power.
🚩🚩🚩🚩DO NOT MISS OUT 🚩🚩🚩🚩
2021-06-25 17:39:53 +0000 UTC
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🤣 I ride inna vw golf so I’m like a “car expert.” Totally
2021-06-24 16:29:38 +0000 UTC
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Hey cum back! I’m just like all the others 💋
2021-06-24 02:10:25 +0000 UTC
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2021-06-23 01:53:42 +0000 UTC
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(i know that’s RIGHT!)
Let’s keep it 💯 here. The idea that hot women need validation and affirmation for our mythical low self esteems is stupidity based moroncy.
We have mirrors. We know our worth. Just cause you don’t have the money for the type of honey you want drip-dripping in your mouth doesn’t mean you still deserve it.
No one is running a sex charity here or anywhere. That is not a thing. “oh that poor guy! He doesn’t have any money and he can’t get laid, ladies let’s all get together and bang the fuck out of that guy. He deserves it.” No. Nope. Never gonna happen.
Ooh a toxic bitch? Lol they don’t exist in the realm of hot chicks. No pussy is too toxic for a guy with brains and money. Funny how the two go hand in hand.
There is always a guy waiting to take that “toxic” off your hands the second you start to whine. And he’s gonna do it, with money and class 💋
2021-06-21 22:40:31 +0000 UTC
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As the adult play party scene gets back into swing, let’s be mindful of each other. Some of us might arrive and toss our keys into that bowl and then realize how disgusting 🤮 that really is. All those filthy keys rubbing up on each other. Fucking nasty. Then other people scoff of the idea of germs and are thinking “I’ve put my mouth on way more questionable items than those keys.” Post-lockdown, we just can’t tell from looking who would rather still stream a cum session all alone at home and who is ready for that pearl necklace running down their face.
2021-06-20 20:08:09 +0000 UTC
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https://onlyfans.com/145978529/hothandbreaded
Carl’s Jr. has an onlyfans cause why not?
2021-06-19 10:45:51 +0000 UTC
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Omg I am so embarrassing sometimes.
Like back in December when I was being questioned by the doctors and they wanted to know what month it was and I was like ....”Cue-cum-ber?”
They were like “cue the MRI, we got a looney tuned up, over here.”
2021-06-18 21:32:02 +0000 UTC
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I can clown on myself just as hard as I can slam anyone else.
Yeah I married a shrimp-dicked guy.
So what if he was only 5 inches? He hid it from me for as long as it took to “fall in love” and then when the “big” reveal came I was like dear god what have I done now? Just holding the mini dog in my hands all I could do was look on the bright side: blow jobs were gonna be so fucking easy. *nom nom nom namaste away
2021-06-17 22:11:58 +0000 UTC
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It’s 2021! What the hell is going on with all the slut shaming? I mean, I can’t even walk my dog, inna hot outfit without the stares and the giggles and it’s like OK EVERYONE I AM SORRY YOU ARE NOT AS COOL AS THE REST OF US 💋 people need to get a life and leave the ho’s alone 💋
2021-06-17 16:40:24 +0000 UTC
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Anyone can be pretty. Everyone can be petty. Best watch yourself when I walk into the room 💋 I got your back, boo!
2021-06-16 22:03:04 +0000 UTC
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Don’t be fucking stupid and think “oh it’s modern times we are all safe to eat what we like and be damn proud of it.” No! You are totally wrong. This guy got arrested for his “I eat ass” sticker. Just be safe, everyone 💋
2021-06-16 20:30:16 +0000 UTC
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Never too early for me to start 💋
2021-06-15 18:24:20 +0000 UTC
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This fucking lazy ass cheap ass bitch!! Mama just had to go and delete her from my life as well as ALL 50 of the same three emoji comments she made on all my posts, in the hopes someone here would get SO FUCKING EXCITED OVER 😉👅💦they would subscribe to her. Fuck her. Just not the way she’d like. Garbage bitch 🧂
2021-06-15 18:18:47 +0000 UTC
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DNA test came back turns out imma.....
2021-06-12 21:09:36 +0000 UTC
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Oh my god these fucking sugar daddies driving me up the balls to the walls 💋 like any woman knows that no Dude is gonna just hand over money FOR NOTHING 🤣🤣 our own fucking husbands are like “is this a necessity?!” when we are tryna get some money for GROCERIES yeah so I’m really sure some loser creepy old man is gonna just be waltzing around town like daddy warbucks throwing his fortune into the wind.
2021-06-12 00:31:56 +0000 UTC
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This guy just won’t stop. I do wonder if his pea brain was like “uh that is a LARGE 🍟 fries! Wow she is LMAO dumb.” Tune in later for his “gotcha” cumback oh it’s cummin’; I can feel him getting salty 💋
2021-06-11 23:41:25 +0000 UTC
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Mama remembers back in the day when guys couldn’t stop offering “just the tip, babe; just the tip.” Now they are like “naw imma jerk it alone for FREE, ho!” Here’s my tip: Nothing is *free 💋
2021-06-11 11:22:41 +0000 UTC
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If it’s worth playing, own it 💋
2021-06-10 23:48:22 +0000 UTC
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No comment 💋
2021-06-09 15:12:18 +0000 UTC
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Latest edition of men behaving badly 💋
2021-06-09 04:46:04 +0000 UTC
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IMO do you want a sex slave or a slave? You don’t get both. You want that daily BJ? I’d start polishing the floors and making sure the person that you want it from isn’t too tired from doing housework. We only have so much energy. Sex is LUXURY even though it FEELS like a necessity.
The dishes.
The laundry.
The shopping.
The bills.
Take care of that shit and get mama relaxed.
Then you get what you want and if you don’t?
Time to move on....there’s a partner out there that is reasonable 💋
2021-06-08 20:18:49 +0000 UTC
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Never trust a big butt and a smile; that girl is poison ☠️
She’s dangerous 💋
If I were you I’d take precautions before I’d mess with a fly girl
She’s oh so deadly; she’ll make you think you’re the best in her world.......
Beware she’s scheming she’ll make you think you’re dreaming....
Before you know you’ll be screaming 🤑
2021-06-07 19:43:25 +0000 UTC
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I want it all, just make sure you’re ready to give it to me 💋I you aren’t confused then mama ain’t doing this right 😆
2021-06-06 19:34:11 +0000 UTC
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This pussy bites back.
This mouth fights back.
You still want the rest of me?
Bring it, bitch 💋
2021-06-06 19:30:59 +0000 UTC
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https://onlyfans.com/140600015/hextexh
Omg. This fucking guy. He is my dream e-boy 💋
I need him in my harem.......
2021-06-06 16:34:26 +0000 UTC
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Studies have shown that kitchens are the number one place a cougar will pass out in the home.
2021-06-06 03:17:17 +0000 UTC
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Sat-tit-day 🤦🏻♀️ Nope 👎 ok whatever. I’m just so frickin happy over my brand new lockdown tits!! My bf is always sneaking looks and then later in bed hes like holy fuck these tits are amazing and then this morning I ran out to tell him about how I thought dildos should come with balls on both sides so that the sack could slap the clit but also not look like a backwards cock -for filming and as I’m running out to tell him this I had to cup my boobs in both hands to hold them in place! Wow that’s when you know you got a rockin’ rack 💋
2021-06-06 00:19:48 +0000 UTC
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Just a day in the life for a sexy content e-girl creator and her old man. I take the shots and he cleans up the dog barf. Everyone has a hole they can fill in life 💋 find yours and jam yourself into it 💋
2021-06-05 20:31:43 +0000 UTC
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Actually, the people that run casinos are really assholes about people trying use their ass as collateral. It’s fucking annoying AF as well as discrimination, not to mention then why is this a saying? If asses can not really be used in bets THEN STOP TEACHING US to say that in school IMO. Even if you pull a Karen and demand to tell the manager that “people pay for my pussy so then why won’t you accept my ass for this bet?” They totally not only Do Not care, but usher your ass right off their property. I’ll be bringing this up at the next women’s march. YOU CAN BET YOUR ASS ON THAT 💋
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2021-06-05 18:05:26 +0000 UTC
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